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Dr. MD MD

Not only do I think there should be concentration camps for weight-obsessed faggots, I think they’d actually enjoy that.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 12:48:59 PM
Not only do I think there should be concentration camps for weight-obsessed faggots, I think they’d actually enjoy that.

GO OFF, KING!

AZZERAE

I'm sick of reading K. Dubb's starvation diets and anal sex prep. Live a little, bitch. YOLO.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 12:46:55 PM
Or what, you'll give me a dutch oven?

I'LL PUT A FIST IN YOUR FUCKING FACE - AND FEED THE MEDIAN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR TEETH!

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 12:48:59 PM
Not only do I think there should be concentration camps for weight-obsessed faggots, I think they’d actually enjoy that.

Oh that is rich!  I have launched a thoughtful, provocative critique of American masculinity here with an eye to restoring its greatness, and all you and your little chucklehead friends got is,

MD: "you're gay"
Bunny: "you're gay"
That little weasel Martini: "you're gay, and also a tool of the Jews"

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on November 18, 2020, 12:57:35 PM
I'LL PUT A FIST IN YOUR FUCKING FACE - AND FEED THE MEDIAN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR TEETH!

Will you please shower first?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:00:45 PM
Oh that is rich!  I have launched a thoughtful, provocative critique of American masculinity here with an eye to restoring its greatness, and all you and your little chucklehead friends got is,

MD: "you're gay"
Bunny: "you're gay"
That little weasel Martini: "you're gay, and also a tool of the Jews"

I don’t believe that is your intent because in your twisted mind right = fat slob and left = Adonis

When in reality:

Left =



And right =


K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 01:11:17 PM

And right =



Haha suck in those guts, boys!  Notice how they try to cover up the really fat dude with the beard.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:15:06 PM
Haha suck in those guts, boys!  Notice how they try to cover up the really fat dude with the beard.

Best of luck with your skinny soyboys in the coming civil war.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 01:16:37 PM
Best of luck with your skinny soyboys in the coming civil war.

The prospect is terrifying.  On auto the recoil resounding through your blubber will make you spray like a lawn sprinkler.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:24:34 PM
The prospect is terrifying.  On auto the recoil resounding through your blubber will make you spray like a lawn sprinkler.

Such a tough faggot! Well, keep dreaming because the grim reality is coming your way. Your area is pretty much already a war zone.  ;D

Corona Kitty

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 12:48:32 PM
He does not!  He didn't even know what that was, I had to explain it.  He just uses Old Spice like a cool low-maintenance unbothered King.


Since this seems to be a hot topic for some, I've decided I'll be seeking this magical spray this afternoon.



K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 01:31:55 PM
Such a tough faggot! Well, keep dreaming because the grim reality is coming your way. Your area is pretty much already a war zone.  ;D

Oh you obese chuds will never make it to Seattle.  We're surrounded by a protective suburban ring of Olive Gardens.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 12:46:55 PM
Or what, you'll give me a dutch oven?


I'm sure I will regret this but considering that apparently you are in that community: "what is a 'French Laundry Party/' The SF Chronicle and LA Times threw out the term like their readers would know what it is. You will recall the Governor there violated his own Corona-Chan editcs by attending what was called a "French Laundry Party."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/newsom-legislators-face-angry-backlash-over-french-laundry-party-hawaii-trip-during-covid-19-surge/ar-BB1b8bjI

ps: I think the girth issue is that calories have never been cheaper and more work is office- or now even working from home, not physical labor. I suspect food adulterants, marketing, etc also are to blame. But if one is working on a farm, ranch, or fishing boat, especially without much modern machinery, you can have large meals and still be lean. But we take the same tradition of large meals but sit in an office or worse a cube and expect similar results.





Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:36:51 PM
Oh you obese chuds will never make it to Seattle.  We're surrounded by a protective suburban ring of Olive Gardens.

We’ll come for the Olive Garden but we’ll stay for the communist bashing. ;)

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 12:48:59 PM
Not only do I think there should be concentration camps for weight-obsessed faggots, I think they’d actually enjoy that.
There used to be, maybe there still is, something called 'fat camps' where parents could send their fat kids.  I also recall 'bad' kids being sent to military academies. Not sure if anyone does this kind of thing anymore. Maybe we should in some cases.


K_Dubb

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 18, 2020, 01:35:17 PM

Since this seems to be a hot topic for some, I've decided I'll be seeking this magical spray this afternoon.



Oh papi I will get the same one and soak my official Michael Decon body pillow in it!

Corona Kitty

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:39:34 PM
Oh papi I will get the same one and soak my official Michael Decon body pillow in it!

Hmm I wonder if I would make any money selling a Michael Decon body pillow?

Wait... You have an unauthorized Michael Decon body pillow????

Was it made in China or Taiwan?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on November 18, 2020, 01:38:18 PM
There used to be, maybe there still is, something called 'fat camps' where parents could send their fat kids.  I also recall 'bad' kids being sent to military academies. Not sure if anyone does this kind of thing anymore. Maybe we should in some cases.

I don’t mean a camp for people who are actually fat but one for fags who are hyper-obsessed with their weight while being technically underweight, like K_Dubb.

albrecht

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 18, 2020, 01:39:27 PM
Blacks don't use deodorant... Nor do hipsters... Apparently.



https://youtu.be/1HUMZqFFgRI




https://youtu.be/QPkbzZoAw3I
Weird. Knew the deal about swimming and not liking dogs, unless fighting rings, but never heard of the deodorant deal.  ;)   BG is also a source of knowledge.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on November 18, 2020, 01:36:55 PM
I'm sure I will regret this but considering that apparently you are in that community: "what is a 'French Laundry Party/' The SF Chronicle and LA Times threw out the term like their readers would know what it is. You will recall the Governor there violated his own Corona-Chan editcs by attending what was called a "French Laundry Party."


Everyone who knows, knows that the French don't actually do laundry, instead dousing their underthings with cheap eau de cologne.


albrecht

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 18, 2020, 01:40:35 PM
Hmm I wonder if I would make any money selling a Michael Decon body pillow?

Wait... You have an unauthorized Michael Decon body pillow? ???

Was it made in China or Taiwan?
Made in Indonesia.  It is his Dutch Wife.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 18, 2020, 01:40:35 PM
Hmm I wonder if I would make any money selling a Michael Decon body pillow?

Wait... You have an unauthorized Michael Decon body pillow????

Was it made in China or Taiwan?

I made it myself, since I have a sewing machine.  I stuffed it with frijoles and, when he is not sleeping with me, he sits in the corner of the bed wearing a sombrero and looking all smexy.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2020, 01:40:41 PM
I don’t mean a camp for people who are actually fat but one for fags who are hyper-obsessed with their weight while being technically underweight, like K_Dubb.

I am not underweight I am at the low end of normal, you ginormous fraud.  Check your chart.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:00:45 PM
Oh that is rich!
[...]
MD: "you're gay"
Bunny: "you're gay"
That little weasel Martini: "you're gay, and also a tool of the Jews"

Honestly, it is something of a mystery and an enigma, why I am not 55 points ahead already.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:46:36 PM
I am not underweight I am at the low end of normal, you ginormous fraud.  Check your chart.
I have no proof but I would suspect, as they do with IQ, mental illnesses, sexual deviancy, etc that the yardstick will be moved with regard to fatness and what is 'normal' or 'average.'

The item that people won't speak about but there is a nefarious but symbiotic alliance between Leftists, who just want more taxes and government give-away programs and corporate 'Big Ag' and rural politicians who like Federal subsidies, price controls, and SNAP give-away programs to sell their products. And merchants who sell unhealthy items and make profit from the poor people's SNAP cards, free school lunches, etc. Weird things like Catsup being a vegetable for use in school lunches, Corn for more expensive gasoline. Weird rules and regulations in dairy industry and so on. 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2020, 01:46:36 PM
I am not underweight I am at the low end of normal, you ginormous fraud.  Check your chart.

“Low end of normal” is a euphamism for underweight. Maybe you should check yours.  ;)

Corona Kitty

Quote from: albrecht on November 18, 2020, 01:42:18 PM
Weird. Knew the deal about swimming and not liking dogs, unless fighting rings, but never heard of the deodorant deal.  ;)   BG is also a source of knowledge.

I think I've only met a few black people who could actually swim. I never heard of the dog thing before that's pretty interesting. Michael Vick didn't seem to have any issue with the dog thing.

BG can be very educational.

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