Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[ItsOver]

Never tried them as they seemed awful damn pricey.  Seems like that decision might have been sound.  Don't want no Noory steak.

You definitely don't want any Noory meat in your mouth.

[Dr. MD MD]

You definitely don't want any Noory meat in your mouth.

Damn it! Now someone is going to post that pic of him with the giant sausage again. :

[ItsOver]

Damn it! Now someone is going to post that pic of him with the giant sausage again. :

LOL.  Think how excited K_Dubb will get.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjtvSABQ3Q

[AZZERAE]

I am back...sorry I have been gone a bit! Real life and such.
I am glad you are all still here and kicking

You say you’re sorry. But what are you willing to do to gain our forgiveness?

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91oqvWDsUZ8

[albrecht]

Keep it weird, I guess. Must be fun to be a cop.   


https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/police-man-high-on-shrooms-pistol-whipped-transgender-woman-who-then-wrestled-the-gun-away/

[Dr. MD MD]

Dude alone out in the woods.  UFO lands.  Robot strolls out.  At 27:20 dude clangs an arrow off it and ends up treed.  Dude starts fire.  Robot has a Kidde extinguisher in its thumb and douses the flames and flies off.   Classic pre-Strieber encounter - Whit really ruined the whole genre forever.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEo7AB9_P-s&list=PLy50Qho6nh4l3DMt2ZUpc3sSa8_PbGZD9&index=10

Have you watched the show Project Bluebook?

[Taaroa]

"George Washington defending his wife 'Carol' from a British official"
   
More here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Hog7D0M

[pate]

Those dead Nazi scientist daemons were at it again last night, when I woke up this morning after working on my seekrut project (an 18 sided die for playing Dungeons & Dragons) all night they possessed me and I went into a geometric geomancical> geomanaical> Naut. Sh.) fugue state and "automatic wrote" the figure below.

I was tempted to attempt to immediately destroy it with a pair of scissors, but something told me to put it into the scanner for posterity.

I note that with some numerological manipulations the golden "19.5" can be found in this drawing.

Tots did that free-hand, swear to Art!

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-p

ediot:  I am thinking of putting it into a children's coloring book called "Totally NOT Demonic Witchcraft Stuff for Kids" I will rename & repurpose that drawing and call it Bad Pirate Parrot, indeed.

[Walks_At_Night]

Have you watched the show Project Bluebook?

I have not Doc but once I finish these old ones, that will be next.

[Kidnostad3]

How cold was it in Southwest Florida today?  I’ll tell you how cold it was.  It was so cold that iguanas went into a comatose state and fell out of the trees and we were warned not to pick one up because the warmth of one’s hand could revive it and it’ll bite one’s face off.  That’s how cold it was.

https://nowthisnews.com/news/low-temperatures-in-florida-are-making-iguanas-fall-out-of-trees

[albrecht]

http://www.rollcall.com/news/policy/emotional-support-animals-banned-planes-dot
About time.

[Kidnostad3]

http://www.rollcall.com/news/policy/emotional-support-animals-banned-planes-dot
About time.

Damn! I recently came by an emotional support iguana that I was planning to take to Europe with me.  He's very quiet and doesn't move much at all. 

[albrecht]

Damn! I recently came by an emotional support iguana that I was planning to take to Europe with me.  He's very quiet and doesn't move much at all.

Once they warm up they can be surprisingly mean and bite and scratch. So sell the meat to some foreigners now, while you can.

[whoozit]

You can catch chlamydia from iguanas.  Well, some posters here can.

[ItsOver]

Glad to see Lee's playpen is back from oblivion.  I was getting all sorts of strange reasons why it wouldn't come up.

[Dr. MD MD]

Glad to see Lee's playpen is back from oblivion.  I was getting all sorts of strange reasons why it wouldn't come up.

Me too. Warnings of nefarious hackings and such.

[ItsOver]

Some BellGab misfit, I wonder?  It's not like there's a shortage.

[albrecht]

Glad to see Lee's playpen is back from oblivion.  I was getting all sorts of strange reasons why it wouldn't come up.

I had assumed "they" had finally pressed the internet killswitch. Or those pesky Russian hackers. Or the Chi-Coms cutting it due to Corona Virus content here. Or some kind of unusual solar flare activity. Or a 2YK bug. Or a portal.

[ItsOver]

I had assumed "they" had finally pressed the internet killswitch...Or a 2YK bug. Or a portal.

Or a misfit angel.

[Dr. MD MD]

Or a misfit angel.

Needs more cowbell.

[albrecht]

Or a misfit angel.

If it isn't a portal than an angel is the safe bet. Or so I learned from Norry's C2C. Looking at the Chinese virus news reminds me how I miss Art. He would be having a field day with 'experts' and dire predictions, frantic callers, and get some colloidal silver and HGH flying off the shelves.

[ItsOver]

Clyde Lewis was doing pretty well at going hyper over the Corona virus last night.  I just kind of yawned, though.  Been there, done that, with Art, Major Doom, et al.

[albrecht]

Clyde Lewis was doing pretty well at going hyper over the Corona virus last night.  I just kind of yawned, though.  Been there, done that, with Art, Major Doom, et al.

True but I like it, when done well. Hyperboyle and end times, bugged-out eyes n ranting like this Schiff guy on tv now. And talk of bio-weapons, rapid virus vectors, weird food markets and such is always good. I want Quayle on this issue. Giants could be involved! Red-haired ones and Biblical!

[Dr. MD MD]

bugged-out eyes n ranting like this Schiff guy on tv now.

[albrecht]

Hunter also didn't kill himself. Though maybe he did due to what he knew/saw/did. Opinions vary.

[Kidnostad3]

Hunter also didn't kill himself. Though maybe he did due to what he knew/saw/did. Opinions vary.

Hold onâ€" Hunter is dead?  I thought he was just laying low in a big house out in Beverly Hills and shtupping another pole dancer.  Ya gotta wonder if it was the pressure of the paternity suit and threat of Congressional subpoena that finally got to him or was it foul play on the part of Joe’s campaign manager.. 

[Asuka Langley]

Fake journalist and disgusting Jew (((David Leavitt))) did not want to pay for a toothbrush at Target so he called the police and took a picture of the young shiksa that refused to sell it to him at a discount and blasted her on Twitter. OY VEY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlB4w1Zj71o

Target Tori now has a Twitter

https://twitter.com/RealTargetTori/status/1221433890406928384

[Tootsie]

Fake journalist and disgusting Jew (((David Leavitt))) did not want to pay for a toothbrush at Target so he called the police and took a picture of the young shiksa that refused to sell it to him at a discount and blasted her on Twitter. OY VEY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlB4w1Zj71o

Target Tori now has a Twitter

https://twitter.com/RealTargetTori/status/1221433890406928384

calm down my little nasty naughty nazi taco.. you're wife is getting upset with you but i love you     
Mexicali wife is getting annoyed   



stay calmo  like this