Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Juan]

Looks like Jr.'s new wife won't let him race no more.

[GravitySucks]

Wild leap/dive over a catcher to avoid a tag and score a run.

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19244468

[GravitySucks]

Bay of Pigs invasion

https://youtu.be/6pWw9scODwA

[21st Century Man]

Paul Verhoeven, director of Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Total Recall, is going to direct a movie about lesbian nuns based on the life of Benedetta Carlini.  This could be a hoot.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/basic-instinct-director-verhoeven-film-lesbian-nuns-134145497.html

[Dr. MD MD]

Paul Verhoeven, director of Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Total Recall, is going to direct a movie about lesbian nuns based on the life of Benedetta Carlini.  This could be a hoot.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/basic-instinct-director-verhoeven-film-lesbian-nuns-134145497.html

You forgot Robocop. 

[21st Century Man]

You forgot Robocop. 

My bad. lol.

[albrecht]

Would it be illegal to fill out a form, say IRS form or 4473, with 'disappearing' ink or produce it on degrading paper (I'm sure flash paper would violate various rules due to the nature of it.) I'm sure it is but curious if it actually prohibited by statute, only out of curiosity. I recall a friend's mom claimed, back when all used them, that if you microwave a check one could 'kite' it a few days because the machines wouldn't read it properly.

[Juan]

OMG, TMZ reports that Kim Kardashian has cellulite in her fake ass.

[TigerLily]

Would it be illegal to fill out a form, say IRS form or 4473, with 'disappearing' ink or produce it on degrading paper (I'm sure flash paper would violate various rules due to the nature of it.) I'm sure it is but curious if it actually prohibited by statute, only out of curiosity. I recall a friend's mom claimed, back when all used them, that if you microwave a check one could 'kite' it a few days because the machines wouldn't read it properly.

Don't even think about it.  . Just file an extension like everyone else and "forget" to send in your estimated tax. You don't want to deal with these guys

[TigerLily]

OMG, TMZ reports that Kim Kardashian has cellulite in her fake ass.

I wonder what would happen if she backed into a lighted candle

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYbnB5toqRI

[Dr. MD MD]

I wonder what would happen if she backed into a lighted lit candle

FIFY 

[TigerLily]

FIFY 

"They're interchangeable both as past tense verbs and as past participles. The only difference between the two words is that lit can be used to mean drunk, but lighted can't." Feb 10, 2006
lit and lighted - Writing - English Rules

You must be lit, Doc

[Dr. MD MD]

"They're interchangeable both as past tense verbs and as past participles. The only difference between the two words is that lit can be used to mean drunk, but lighted can't." Feb 10, 2006
lit and lighted - Writing - English Rules

You must be lit, Doc

Meh...whatever. It just sound more awkward saying lighted candle to me but you keep being you. 

[TigerLily]

Meh...whatever. It just sound more awkward saying lighted candle to me but you keep being you. 

Who else would I be?

[Juan]

I wonder what would happen if she backed into a lighted candle

Pamela Anderson says she refuses to go near radiators because she's afraid she would melt.

[Dr. MD MD]

Who else would I be?

Cleopatra? 

[Catsmile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHi9FvUPSdQ

[mikuthing01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs

[albrecht]

Don't even think about it.  . Just file an extension like everyone else and "forget" to send in your estimated tax. You don't want to deal with these guys

Pure speculation and curiousity. Not doing. Nobody wants to deal with the MIB or maybe worse just some IRS bureaucrat (I hear tv preacher Benny Hinn being raided just today?). But what about a 4473? Again, pure speculation. Use disappearing ink and when the UN, Rooskies, Joose, China, Obama, EU, etc invaded if they visit the stores they won't know where our guns are? 

[TigerLily]

Pure speculation and curiousity. Not doing. Nobody wants to deal with the MIB or maybe worse just some IRS bureaucrat (I hear tv preacher Benny Hinn being raided just today?). But what about a 4473? Again, pure speculation. Use disappearing ink and when the UN, Rooskies, Joose, China, Obama, EU, etc invaded if they visit the stores they won't know where our guns are? 

I say, go for it. And I promise if things go south I will be your prison pen pal

[TigerLily]

Cleopatra? 

Of course, in a previous life. And btw that whole situation with the asp? Purely an accident

[aldousburbank]

I stopped by my local natural food co-op and we are apparently now at a point in civilization where we have Cannabidiol infused chocolate bars. Not everything about California sucks. Just almost everything.   

[Dr. MD MD]

I stopped by my local natural food co-op and we are apparently now at a point in civilization where we have Cannabidiol infused chocolate bars. Not everything about California sucks. Just almost everything.

THC up that cake before offering me a piece, would ya? 

[Norm]

I stopped at the feed lot but got this instead. Nice eh?


               Any questions?

[albrecht]

Of course, in a previous life. And btw that whole situation with the asp? Purely an accident

Ha. Of course. I was Napoleon and Erik the Red in some of mine. Nobody in a past life was some serf dealing with some mundane, harsh existence, living hand to mouth, living in a shit hole infested with bedbugs and licem and sharing their living space with the few barnyard animals they might have been able to acquire. I've learned that from all of the "past life" "experts" on C2C. "Every man a king," to quote The Kingfish, when it comes to "past lives."

[Norm]

Ha. Of course. I was Napoleon and Erik the Red in some of mine. Nobody in a past life was some serf dealing with some mundane, harsh existence, living hand to mouth, living in a shit hole infested with bedbugs and licem and sharing their living space with the few barnyard animals they might have been able to acquire. I've learned that from all of the "past life" "experts" on C2C. "Every man a king," to quote The Kingfish, when it comes to "past lives."

"And when the end came we all knew he was free, truly free"

[albrecht]

"And when the end came we all knew he was free, truly free"

Geez, to use a Norryism, but I'm sure the judge, or jury, had a hard time convicting him of whatever crime he did. I guess in these cases lots of the "tats" are done inside prison but still. At a certain point, I guess, the folks who do the face tattoos have given up any hope of living in normal society or even in weird, fringe, or criminal tattoo underground society? Talk about any future APBs or identification problems? As a criminal wouldn't one want to look like he 'fits in' and be nondescript? This goes for our friendly MS13 illegals also? Isn't the idea of crime being able to profit and commit it? Going around in life with face tattoos seems like would get you caught and ID'd pretty quickly.

[Dr. MD MD]

Geez, to use a Norryism, but I'm sure the judge, or jury, had a hard time convicting him of whatever crime he did. I guess in these cases lots of the "tats" are done inside prison but still. At a certain point, I guess, the folks who do the face tattoos have given up any hope of living in normal society or even in weird, fringe, or criminal tattoo underground society? Talk about any future APBs or identification problems? As a criminal wouldn't one want to look like he 'fits in' and be nondescript? This goes for our friendly MS13 illegals also? Isn't the idea of crime being able to profit and commit it? Going around in life with face tattoos seems like would get you caught and ID'd pretty quickly.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJg_nWqah4Q

[albrecht]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJg_nWqah4Q

Ha. I miss him. Some great stuff. Btw, the commercial does remind me of some of the local commercials run here for independent car deals, bug control places, ambulance chaser abagados, lawn services companies who still run low-budget, gimmicky commercials- almost purposely so.