Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV Why are you staying at a fleabag hotel...

haha, well, that was eight years ago.  things are a bit different these days.

[WildCard]

Wow, that's weirder than I suspected.

No kidding. I thought it was just "The Church of A'Zqr  - The Eternal Bleeding Jackal Skull"

A'Zqr The Eternal Bleeding Jackal Skull

[conbrio]

Glad to hear it MV, you had me worried there for a little. No fleabag places for me either. So, if you're financially OK now, maybe you could send me some... Canadian would be just fine. hahaha

[bateman]

I'm not sure who's practicing on the Great Lawn, but they are quite good. Doing a cover of "Superstition" right now.

[bateman]

Lady is wearing a winter jacket & a hat. It's 68 degrees out, lady, relax.

[bateman]

I think I had one Irish coffee too many.

[bateman]

I could go for some avocado right now.

[bateman]

Why am I seeing George Noory ads at the top of the page. I don't like this one bit.

[Chine]

I think I had one Irish coffee too many.

Heh. The caffeinated inner dialogue of Bateman. 

[bateman]

18.3 million people watched The Big Bang Theory last night? This country is so fucking stupid.

[bateman]

I would like to shake the hand of the man who invented yoga pants. Or woman. But I'm betting it's a man. A Real American Hero.

[bateman]

Heh. The caffeinated inner dialogue of Bateman. 

I was tempted to have one more, but I restrained myself.

[bateman]

haha, well, that was eight years ago.  things are a bit different these days.

LISTEN TO THE HIGHFALUTIN' FORUM OWNER

[onan]

18.3 million people watched The Big Bang Theory last night? This country is so fucking stupid.

I thought I was the only one that hated that show.

[bateman]

I'm sitting on the steps somewhere that will not be named & this lady comes & sits right behind me. You are really creepy. Stop shuffling your feet & sit somewhere else, creep.

[bateman]

I thought I was the only one that hated that show.

It's so unfunny it makes me angry.

[Chine]

I'm sitting on the steps somewhere that will not be named & this lady comes & sits right behind me. You are really creepy. Stop shuffling your feet & sit somewhere else, creep.

This is good stuff. Bet you've done open mike at stand up comedy clubs.

[The General]

18.3 million people watched The Big Bang Theory last night? This country is so fucking stupid.

And on that subject, if one more person tells me that I "HAVE TO WATCH" this show or that show, they'll be watching the next installment from a hospital bed.  I don't watch TV, I don't have cable, I don't want cable, I don't want to see Breaking Bad or Big Bang Theory or Perfect Strangers or any fucking show you're addicted to.  Other than that, have a nice day.

[onan]

It's so unfunny it makes me angry.

only seen about 15 minutes in total. Yeah that is a good way to say it.

[onan]

And on that subject, if one more person tells me that I "HAVE TO WATCH" this show or that show, they'll be watching the next installment from a hospital bed.  I don't watch TV, I don't have cable, I don't want cable, I don't want to see Breaking Bad or Big Bang Theory or Perfect Strangers or any fucking show you're addicted to.  Other than that, have a nice day.

Someday I will be you Zen master.

[bateman]

And on that subject, if one more person tells me that I "HAVE TO WATCH" this show or that show, they'll be watching the next installment from a hospital bed.  I don't watch TV, I don't have cable, I don't want cable, I don't want to see Breaking Bad or Big Bang Theory or Perfect Strangers or any fucking show you're addicted to.  Other than that, have a nice day.

Now the hot Eastern European girls in yoga pants are wondering what I'm laughing at.

[The General]

Someday I will be you Zen master.

I do like science shows though. 
You all HAVE TO SEE the Universe series the history channel put out.
You HAVE TO SEE it.

[bateman]

This is good stuff. Bet you've done open mike at stand up comedy clubs.

I actually have. I made fun of this guy in this audience for having "Ryan Cabrera hair" & his girlfriend gave me her number when I ducked out to the bathroom.

[bateman]

I didn't call her. She was kind of ratchet. All the kids are saying "ratchet" these days. Where the f did that come from.

[onan]

I do like science shows though. 
You all HAVE TO SEE the Universe series the history channel put out.
You HAVE TO SEE it.

Is it an older show? If so I think I have. And if it is what I am thinking of... very interesting.

[bateman]

Is it an older show? If so I think I have. And if it is what I am thinking of... very interesting.

Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Let me tell you bout some motherfuckin' planets.

[The General]

I actually have. I made fun of this guy in this audience for having "Ryan Cabrera hair" & his girlfriend gave me her number when I ducked out to the bathroom.

Jesus, dude, you make me laugh.

[conbrio]

And on that subject, if one more person tells me that I "HAVE TO WATCH" this show or that show, they'll be watching the next installment from a hospital bed...

You should watch survivor... WOW. lololol

[Chine]

I actually have. I made fun of this guy in this audience for having "Ryan Cabrera hair" & his girlfriend gave me her number when I ducked out to the bathroom.

Comedians are hot that way. I ended up dating one after seeing him in The Village. Two dates and that was enough. Later, I did some stand up as well in Nyc. 

[bateman]

You don't fool me, squirrels. You're rats with cute fuzzy tails.