Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/868275757679861764

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/Krista_Doyle/status/869216908423385089

[albrecht]

From the headline I was thinking "Busch Light or Milwaukee's Best Light." I was correct.
http://www.wdrb.com/story/35538887/south-carolina-men-charged-with-misdemeanor-for-forcing-juvenile-alligator-to-drink-beer

"A photo shared by the agency appears to show that the alligator was forced to drink Busch Light." They need to start an ad campaign over this. Bud had those frogs. Bud Light had Spuds Mackenzie (the original party animal.) Busch should have a gator and Busch Light should have a baby gator.

[Walks_At_Night]

Durham police seek man who took photo of girl in bathroom stall

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Durham police seek man who took photo of girl in bathroom stall

i dunno. my favorite is to give them a plastic bag, rubber band, and tell them to go play spaceman.

[pate]

Chex-Mix Chipotle...

[Big Chicken]

WTH?

[Dr. MD MD]

WTH?

Maybe someone's trying to send a message that Wells Fargo sleeps with the fishes. Has anyone seen Wells Fargo lately? 

[Taaroa]

https://youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw

[albrecht]

In a snub of Obama- but to the delight of football fans- Hank William Jr is back for MNF after years of lower ratings for the sports league (too many games, introducing politics into the sport, and the infamous Pledge of Allegiance protests by overpaid players.)
http://www.placead.tampabay.com/sports/tvradio/espn-is-bringing-hank-williams-jr-back-to-monday-night-football/2326214


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbpaxjNlGNw

[aldousburbank]

You always hear about people using "elephant tranquilizers" to get high but you never hear about elephant stimulants. That would be my preference.

[BobGrau]

You always hear about people using "elephant tranquilizers" to get high but you never hear about elephant stimulants. That would be my preference.

Me, I would ask the elephants what's troubling them and try to get them closure. I'm not wasting that shit on animals.

[BobGrau]

I've been thinking about Star Wars. Could Force powers be some sort of emergent effect of billions of people fucking about with FTL travel and spending too much time in Hyperspace? I imagine smarter people than me have already been down this road and it's too depressing to check.

My other thought is that the Force is an energy being confined to that one galaxy and it just really likes to fuck with the little people. Thereby blasphemously incorporating the SW universe into the Star Trek universe. Yes, I did look this one up.

Last thought: rather than buying the toys because of the movies, I suspect my generation merely put up with the movies cos the toys were so cool.

[BobGrau]

Something just dawned upon me: the oil industry is just recycling on a much bigger timescale. I never looked at it quite like that before.

[BobGrau]

I was about to write "thanks google!" into google cos I've never done so before and it seems polite, but I realised I can't handle the possibilty that it might answer back.




So is this place dead or what?

[Taaroa]

https://youtu.be/SbYXEZeWuVU

I wonder what the resolution to this was Barred from flight and reported to the police

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583742/Angry-Ryanair-passenger-leaves-flight-attendant-TEARS.html

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQvtLUCr29g

[Juan]

I stumbled across a thrift store selling paperbacks at 8 for a dolllar.  I found old Brad Steiger, Ruth Montgomery, Arthur Ford, etc. books. A treasure trove of 50/60s woo.

[Dr. MD MD]

I stumbled across a thrift store selling paperbacks at 8 for a dolllar.  I found old Brad Steiger, Ruth Montgomery, Arthur Ford, etc. books. A treasure trove of 50/60s woo.

I remember enjoying Born to Heal: The Astonishing Story of Mr. A and the Ancient Art of Healing with Life Energies. I was young when I read it. Maybe I'd feel differently now but I remember her to be a good story teller if you're willing to suspend your disbelief about the subject.

[ziznak]

I was about to write "thanks google!" into google cos I've never done so before and it seems polite, but I realised I can't handle the possibilty that it might answer back.




So is this place dead or what?

i dunno man I stop by from time to time and always come away with some laughs... btw I have always likened the force to be very similar to the Tao.

[BobGrau]

Ha! Someday I'm going to make an awesome joke about my "Moodychlorian count".

[ziznak]

Ha! Someday I'm going to make an awesome joke about my "Moodychlorian count".

the force is strong w you my friend i had to look that shit up!

[Walks_At_Night]

https://streamable.com/ids9j

[bateman]

http://www.afr.com/markets/magellans-hamish-douglass-says-uber-is-a-ponzi-scheme-20170523-gwb701

[ShayP]

I want to play Cricket.  However I don't know how, nor do I understand it.

[Taaroa]

I want to play Cricket.  However I don't know how, nor do I understand it.

It's basically baseball but worse in every way.

[Taaroa]

What an awful interview and audience

https://youtu.be/k6XQOD-7VhA

[bateman]

What an awful interview and audience

https://youtu.be/k6XQOD-7VhA

I never found the "Stephen Colbert" persona on Comedy Central particularly amusing, and I like the real guy even less. What an insufferable jerkoff.

[Dr. MD MD]

What an awful interview and audience

https://youtu.be/k6XQOD-7VhA

It's like some kind of pledge to these zombies: Look, we can have a discussion but first just say something bad about Puitin so that we know you're part of the club.  <masonic handshake>  :

[bateman]

http://pagesix.com/2017/06/12/batman-star-adam-west-had-sex-with-eight-women-a-night/

“We walked in and it was an orgy. So I immediately went into the Batman character, and Frank went into the Riddler character, because we were getting the big giggles. It was so funny to us, what we walked into. And we were kicked out. We were expelled from the orgy.”