Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[21st Century Man]

The One?



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4454828/chunky-monkey-nicknamed-Uncle-Fatty-seen-Thailand.html

[GravitySucks]

Death after life.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/27/illinois-couple-married-for-69-years-dies-40-minutes-apart-holding-hands/

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't like this. It bugs me. 

https://abancommercials.com/vid/16536/det/intel-the-future-of-artificial-intelligence-commercial

[Taaroa]

See also: Dongbang Motor Co and Dong-a Motor

[mikuthing01]

I seen this at the Asian food store and thought id try it. It's white and non carbonated, i think it kinda tastes like mountain dew.

[Dyna-X]

Spotted this picture as a rogue on a google search today. I might not have figured out the best way to run life by middle age, but I do know life doesn't or simply shouldn't be like this. Something about the best laid plans of mice and men.
I do keep an offline "Contacts and Passwords Book" and avoid shopping on weekends, put the garbage out Thursday, but everything else is in my head.

[whoozit]

Almost two years here and I still don't know if I should feel pride or shame when one of my posts is in the upper right.  I love this place.

[BobGrau]

Almost two years here and I still don't know if I should feel pride or shame when one of my posts is in the upper right.  I love this place.

Gratitude tinged with wonder is the acceptable response.

[Catsmile]

Lightning strike kills more than 300 reindeer 

STOCKHOLM (AP) â€" More than 300 wild reindeer have been killed by lightning in central Norway. The Norwegian Environment Agency has released eerie images showing a jumble of reindeer carcasses scattered across a small area on the Hardangervidda mountain plateau. The agency says 323 animals were killed, including 70 calves, in the lightning storm Friday, Aug. 26, 2016.



STORY: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8feb2a512e4b44cf8718b838e23f1d83/lightning-strike-kills-more-300-reindeer-norway

MOAR PICS: https://www.flickr.com/photos/miljodirektoratet/sets/72157672212646382

[albrecht]

Lightning strike kills more than 300 reindeer 

STOCKHOLM (AP) â€" More than 300 wild reindeer have been killed by lightning in central Norway. The Norwegian Environment Agency has released eerie images showing a jumble of reindeer carcasses scattered across a small area on the Hardangervidda mountain plateau. The agency says 323 animals were killed, including 70 calves, in the lightning storm Friday, Aug. 26, 2016.



STORY: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8feb2a512e4b44cf8718b838e23f1d83/lightning-strike-kills-more-300-reindeer-norway

MOAR PICS: https://www.flickr.com/photos/miljodirektoratet/sets/72157672212646382

Send to LMH at earthfiles.    This happened here the other day.
http://www.kltv.com/story/32870795/lightning-strike-kills-19-cows-taking-shelter-under-tree

Climber trapped on Canada's highest mountain due to earthquakes and avalanches.
http://bc.ctvnews.ca/earthquakes-leave-climber-stranded-on-canada-s-highest-peak-1.3396209

[Catsmile]

Farmer devastated to discover lightning strike killed 32 of his dairy cows
Apr. 29, 2017



STORY: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/lightning-kills-32-dairy-cows/

[Catsmile]

R1-D1?



SAUCE: http://imgur.com/a/8Vhq7

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/4G2carVhVJk

I like Robert De Niro and all, but he just plays Robert De Niro in every movie.

Richard Dreyfuss & Blythe Danner were excellent in this one:


https://youtu.be/9uAG0jiDVCI

[albrecht]

In another art meets reality. "Man Kills (not just sues) Neighbor 'Who Taught Parrot to Insult Him.'" Reminded me of the classic Phil Hendrie Steve Bosell lawsuit against his neighbor Hutchins whose parrot insulted him and would even call him on the phone to insult him. 
https://heatst.com/world/man-killed-neighbor-who-taught-parrot-to-insult-him/

[21st Century Man]

Just found this.  Gee, can I have a spider named after me? LOL

Aptostichus angelinajolieae

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptostichus_angelinajolieae

Neopalpa donaldtrumpi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neopalpa_donaldtrumpi

Aleiodes shakirae

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleiodes_shakirae

Anophthalmus hitleri

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anophthalmus_hitleri

Aphonopelma johnnycashi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphonopelma_johnnycashi

Aptostichus barackobamai

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptostichus_barackobamai

Aptostichus stephencolberti

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptostichus_stephencolberti

Eristalis gatesi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates%27_flower_fly

Litarachna lopezae

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litarachna_lopezae

A. bushi, A. cheneyi and A. rumsfeldi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agathidium

Cephalonomia pinkfloydi


It goes on and on and on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_famous_people

[GravitySucks]

 

[TigerLily]

lol. Just how high was this guy to accept an inverted pizza in the first place?

[Jackstar]

accept an inverted pizza

I was born and raised in the fifth most corrupt city on the Pacific Rim and I still have ABSOLUTELY no idea what this means.

I bow to the master.

You better wash your hands before touching my polenta coma chica period

[GravitySucks]

Oregon is off my bucket list. According to this, 21% have a mental illness.

http://koin.com/2017/05/04/oregons-mental-healthcare-crisis-fails-most-in-need/

[Jackstar]

R1-D1?

I feel like a legitimate human being could have come up with something better than this, but--you know me, I don't judge.

[Jackstar]

off my bucket list. According to this

As long as you're swallowing everything that gets pranced in front of what you laughingly deem your "vision," I've got some other things you can look at, just let me know.

Hey, what's your birthday? Do you have a sister? What's her birthday? What's your mother's address? Asking for a friend who is too fucking lazy to look up publicly accessible records and rip your shitbag life a new asshole, for a friend.

[Jackstar]

What's your mother's address?

Oh, wait, nevermind, belay that order: I know this one.

[FightTheFuture]

Not sure what killed them, but they think it was global warming..

[BobGrau]

Not sure what killed them, but they think it was global warming..

Phew! Narnia's changed a lot.

[Catsmile]

   ...   
*Hey, what's your birthday? Do you have a sister? What's her birthday? What's your mother's address? Asking for a friend who is too fucking lazy to look up publicly accessible records and rip your shitbag life a new asshole, for a friend.

It's nice to see Bellgabs other Robert Casio bolstering his ego while working though mental issues, as he slums between stalking victims, cyber stalking, sock puppeteering, jobs, drug fixes.

*Seems a real stalker wants to use BellGab to combine his cyber stalking and real life stalking "hobbies" into a new twisted paraphilia. At minimum hes using his stalking stature to communicate a veiled threat to more vulnerable family members of the person he is addressing. Creepy, bigly. Sad.

Seriously, does this need to be reported to MV, or am I just being a snowflake?

[Dr. MD MD]

It's nice to see Bellgabs other Robert Casio bolstering his ego while working though mental issues, as he slums between stalking victims, cyber stalking, sock puppeteering, jobs, drug fixes.

*Seems a real stalker wants to use BellGab to combine his cyber stalking and real life stalking "hobbies" into a new twisted paraphilia. At minimum hes using his stalking stature to communicate a veiled threat to more vulnerable family members of the person he is addressing. Creepy, bigly. Sad.

Seriously, does this need to be reported to MV, or am I just being a snowflake?

Snowflake. Total snowflake.  :

Frankly, you seem more dangerous to me than Jack probably ever could be. 

[akwilly]

Phew! Narnia's changed a lot.

hahahaha nice!

[21st Century Man]

Not sure what killed them, but they think it was global warming..

Reported

[Jackstar]

Phew! Narnia's changed a lot.

The implicit subtlety in this post is not getting the attention it deserves.

[Catsmile]

Snowflake. Total snowflake.  :

Frankly, you seem more dangerous to me than Jack probably ever could be. 

I'd agree with you except... Doesn't Jack have a track record of stalking people in real life? That makes Jack magnitudes more dangerous than me by default.

It's kind of like a Neo-Nazi asking Jews to take a train ride to go camping. Even if said in jest, it gives cause for pause. At a minimum for poor taste, even if funny. However if you find out the Neo-Nazi went camping with Jews, and they were never seen again. Well...   <emoji space>   

Frankly, any of your opinions would bear more weight were you bright enough to figure out the difference between RoseGirl and RoseGir1, let alone the context of said post was a giveaway. Maybe you aren't the best arbiter in this case.  <emoji goes here>