Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

MV/Liberace! · April 23, 2016, 01:51:19 PM

Quote from: Hautex on April 23, 2016, 01:08:14 PM
Just think,
If Trump wins the election,
it'll be the first time in history,
that a billionaire moves into public housing,
vacated by a black family.

heh heh

albrecht · April 23, 2016, 02:05:57 PM

Quote from: Hautex on April 23, 2016, 01:08:14 PM
Just think,
If Trump wins the election,
it'll be the first time in history,
that a billionaire moves into public housing,
vacated by a black family.

Ha, I'm gonna use this one if you don't mind.

Gruntled · April 23, 2016, 03:58:21 PM

Quote from: Hautex on April 23, 2016, 01:08:14 PM
Just think,
If Trump wins the election,
it'll be the first time in history,
that a billionaire moves into public housing,
vacated by a black family.

Heh heh, chortle, heh

Yorkshire pud · April 24, 2016, 08:32:53 AM

This woman is a particularly special kind of idiot. Note: she's flying out of one country to another, without her child. And note the amount, unrefrigerated. :

It goes without saying she had to post her whole fucking clusterfuck on Fartberk.

Mum 'had to dump 500oz of breast milk' at Heathrow Airport - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36120247

UnscreenedCaller · April 24, 2016, 08:44:43 AM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 24, 2016, 08:32:53 AM
This woman is a particularly special kind of idiot. Note: she's flying out of one country to another, without her child. And note the amount, unrefrigerated. : It goes without saying she had to post her whole fucking clusterfuck on Fartberk.

Mum 'had to dump 500oz of breast milk' at Heathrow Airport - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36120247

Link wasn't working. Try this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36120247

Ms Martinez wrote that, although she should have looked up the rules,

Yeah, always a good idea to look up the rules first.

PB the Deplorable · April 24, 2016, 10:56:07 AM

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on April 24, 2016, 08:44:43 AM
Link wasn't working. Try this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36120247

Ms Martinez wrote that, although she should have looked up the rules,

Yeah, always a good idea to look up the rules first.

Ms Martinez?

Anyone we know?

MV/Liberace! · April 24, 2016, 11:59:13 PM

For the month of July 2015 (when MITD started), BellGab had 3.1 million page views.
For the month of March 2016 (nine months later), BellGab had 3.4 million page views.

BellGab is dying.

Richard Groyper · April 25, 2016, 12:07:44 AM

Quote from: MV on April 24, 2016, 11:59:13 PM
For the month of July 2015 (when MITD started), BellGab had 3.1 million page views.
For the month of March 2016 (nine months later), BellGab had 3.4 million page views.

BellGab is dying.

The Senda Monster strikes again!

PB the Deplorable · April 25, 2016, 12:30:09 AM

Quote from: MV on April 24, 2016, 11:59:13 PM
For the month of July 2015 (when MITD started), BellGab had 3.1 million page views.
For the month of March 2016 (nine months later), BellGab had 3.4 million page views.

BellGab is dying.

Haturs gonna hate

MV/Liberace! · April 25, 2016, 07:20:32 AM

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 25, 2016, 12:30:09 AM
Haturs gonna hate

Gruntled · April 25, 2016, 08:01:38 AM

Quote from: MV on April 24, 2016, 11:59:13 PM
For the month of July 2015 (when MITD started), BellGab had 3.1 million page views.
For the month of March 2016 (nine months later), BellGab had 3.4 million page views.

~~BellGab is dying.~~

Well done MC MV
^^^^^^^^^^^^
The dancing man above is really happy!!
Makes me happy

Yorkshire pud · April 25, 2016, 08:09:30 AM

Quote from: MV on April 24, 2016, 11:59:13 PM
For the month of July 2015 (when MITD started), BellGab had 3.1 million page views.
For the month of March 2016 (nine months later), BellGab had 3.4 million page views.

BellGab is dying.

Is this a ploy to beg for more women?

CornyCrow · April 25, 2016, 09:55:04 AM

I thought this was amusing -

ISIS terrorists 'beg doctors for fake sick notes to get them out of front line fighting'

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sick-note-isis-terrorists-beg-7826988?ptnr_rid=589745&icid=EM_Mirror_Nletter_DailyNews_News_smallteaser_Text_Story1-12

ziznak · April 25, 2016, 10:09:03 AM

everybody STOP trying to out-funny everybody else... there's no laughing at bellgab

MV/Liberace! · April 25, 2016, 10:18:29 AM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 25, 2016, 08:09:30 AM
Is this a ploy to beg for more women?

it's a ploy to show everyone how much poon i'm already getting.

chefist · April 25, 2016, 10:19:45 AM

Quote from: MV on April 25, 2016, 10:18:29 AM
it's a ploy to show everyone how much poon i'm already getting.

God bless Mrs. MV....

Richard Groyper · April 25, 2016, 10:19:57 AM

Quote from: MV on April 25, 2016, 10:18:29 AM
it's a ploy to show everyone how much poon i'm already getting.

By god, he's shooting poon in a barrel!

Yorkshire pud · April 25, 2016, 10:20:13 AM

Quote from: ziznak on April 25, 2016, 10:09:03 AM
everybody STOP trying to out-funny everybody else... there's no laughing at bellgab

Quite right; the last outbreak of morale took days to get rid of. We can't let it happen again.

bigchucka · April 25, 2016, 11:59:05 AM

Quote from: MV on April 25, 2016, 10:18:29 AM
it's a ploy to show everyone how much poon i'm already getting.

Similar to this, MV?

https://youtu.be/H4siKr6qY8w

GravitySucks · April 26, 2016, 11:58:45 PM

http://brobible.com/life/article/greatest-beer-run-of-all-time/

https://youtu.be/D4WAUmyKDq0

pate · April 27, 2016, 12:39:19 AM

allegedly is a synonym of purportedly

Dr. MD MD · April 27, 2016, 12:43:34 AM

Quote from: pate on April 27, 2016, 12:39:19 AM
allegedly is a synonym of purportedly

which is also a synonym of reputedly.

The plot thickens!

Camazotz Automat · April 27, 2016, 11:03:04 AM

Quote from: akwilly on April 27, 2016, 08:29:21 AM
fuck art. I've seen him twice and he had the same damn shirt on.

Art Bell possess three hundred sixty-five near identical custom ordered shirts - all tailored by a block of megacephalic children in the DSR of Sri Lanka (said big-headed spawn rumored to be the direct progeny of one Arthur C. Clarke, who created a covert sperm bank trust to guarantee the perpetuation of his sacred DNA well into the next millennium.)

For reasons unknown, the children wear green-lensed goggles as they work.

Fabric: gold thread, imported Egyptian cotton

Buttons: polished discs cut from vintage Bakelite salvaged from various sources. If examined closely, the buttons do indeed resemble miniature flying saucers, or tiny bullroarers - albeit of an unorthodox shape - used in other dimensions by the machine elves.

Original shirt pattern: courtesy of some dissected Mormon gear stolen just after the Vietnam War from an undisclosed dry cleaning establishment ten miles outside of Salt Lake City, UT.

Art orders a new batch of same-patterned shirts every six years; no single shirt is worn more than half a dozen times. Buttons are re-used if in good condition, as good Bakelite is a pain to find and a bitch to cut and polish into a spacecraft effigy.

But yeah. Same shirt every time you see the cunning bastard.