Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

Paradox · June 23, 2015, 10:49:32 AM

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 23, 2015, 07:18:49 AM
Why can't people be happy with brass ones? http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

Totally forgot what I was gonna post. My mind is blown. Surely they will win Darwin awards.

b_dubb · June 23, 2015, 11:03:57 AM

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 23, 2015, 07:18:49 AM
Why can't people be happy with brass ones? http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

DARWIN AWARD

wr250 · June 23, 2015, 11:52:11 AM

Quote from: eddie dean on June 23, 2015, 10:38:09 AM
The best part: the doctor who was interviewed for this story said this was the third occurrence this year of a gang member attempting to gold plate his balls!
Jesus, people are stupid.

hopefully he cant reproduce now.

popple · June 23, 2015, 12:52:31 PM

https://youtu.be/0q8rjQ-_HnE

June 23, 2015: In this stunt gone horribly wrong, a Fox News host narrowly avoided disaster when his attempt at throwing an axe at a target hit a man instead.

GeorgieForPresident2216 · June 23, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 23, 2015, 07:18:49 AM
Why can't people be happy with brass ones? http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

You can die from that?

onan · June 23, 2015, 04:05:14 PM

Quote from: eddie dean on June 23, 2015, 10:38:09 AM
The best part: the doctor who was interviewed for this story said this was the third occurrence this year of a gang member attempting to gold plate his balls!
Jesus, people are stupid.

I say give them more molten gold.

Catsmile · June 23, 2015, 04:27:51 PM

Quote from: onan on June 23, 2015, 04:05:14 PM
I say give them more molten gold.

DATZ RACIST!

NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

Gold plated cod sack... really? Really! FFS... JFC. Sigh.

Catsmile · June 23, 2015, 04:40:43 PM

Saggin isn't in fashion like it use to be, draggin is taking its place.
I reckon they need some shiny danglers to accessorize.

UnscreenedCaller · June 23, 2015, 04:48:43 PM

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 23, 2015, 01:11:45 PM
You can die from that?

Well, not brass ones or half the cabdrivers in NYC would be dead.

UnscreenedCaller · June 23, 2015, 04:51:30 PM

Quote from: Catsmile on June 23, 2015, 04:40:43 PM
Saggin isn't in fashion like it use to be, draggin is taking its place.
I reckon they need some shiny danglers to accessorize.

Any day now I expect to see this. A couple of weeks ago I pulled up next to a guy whose entire boxer short ass was hanging out of his pants while he struggled to peddle down the avenue with his pants between his thighs. It was a struggle, let me tell you.

bateman · June 23, 2015, 04:55:22 PM

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 23, 2015, 07:18:49 AM
Why can't people be happy with brass ones? http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

What the fuck? This is a thing?

UnscreenedCaller · June 23, 2015, 04:59:52 PM

Quote from: bateman on June 23, 2015, 04:55:22 PM
What the fuck? This is a thing?

I know, right? But it's saving the LA taxpayers a bundle.

Catsmile · June 23, 2015, 06:00:05 PM

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nbirnes · June 23, 2015, 06:04:55 PM

Quote from: Catsmile on June 23, 2015, 06:00:05 PM
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Is that some kind of map or secret code? Should Foucault dig up his old pendulum? Next thing you know we'll all be scrying.

Catsmile · June 23, 2015, 06:18:59 PM

Quote from: nbirnes on June 23, 2015, 06:04:55 PM
Is that some kind of map or secret code? Should Foucault dig up his old pendulum? Next thing you know we'll all be scrying.

Picture of a Optical Comparator layover.

OPTICAL COMPARATOR
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_comparator

Evil Twin Of Zen · June 23, 2015, 10:43:16 PM

boredom, blunts, brilliance.
boredom, blunts brilliance.

pate · June 23, 2015, 11:41:18 PM

I think I may have parked behind a BellGabber at the QuickTrip the other day:

popple · June 23, 2015, 11:54:47 PM

Quote from: bateman on June 23, 2015, 04:55:22 PM
What the fuck? This is a thing?

Maybe they were inspired by this? Obviously they're going about it the wrong way.

https://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM

BONUS SURPRISE MAGAZINE APPEARANCE BY EMMVEE AT 0:06!!!

SaucyRossy · June 23, 2015, 11:56:52 PM

Quote from: popple on June 23, 2015, 11:54:47 PM
Maybe they were inspired by this? Obviously they're going about it the wrong way.

https://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM

BONUS SURPRISE MAGAZINE APPEARANCE BY EMMVEE AT 0:06!!!

I am terrified to watch this.

jazmunda · June 24, 2015, 12:02:48 AM

Quote from: bateman on June 23, 2015, 04:55:22 PM
What the fuck? This is a thing?

Is it wrong to ask for this for Christmas?

GeorgieForPresident2216 · June 24, 2015, 12:05:53 AM

Quote from: popple on June 23, 2015, 11:54:47 PM
Maybe they were inspired by this? Obviously they're going about it the wrong way.

https://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM

BONUS SURPRISE MAGAZINE APPEARANCE BY EMMVEE AT 0:06!!!

Porn stars are being called "alternative models" now?

zeebo · June 24, 2015, 01:42:45 AM

Quote from: jazmunda on June 24, 2015, 12:02:48 AM
Is it wrong to ask for this for Christmas?

I think it's really more of a Valentine's gift.

albrecht · June 24, 2015, 08:59:19 AM

Creepy story
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/23/residents-say-they-fled-after-being-watched-in-westfield-n-j-home/

Paradox · June 24, 2015, 10:07:56 AM

Quote from: albrecht on June 24, 2015, 08:59:19 AM
Creepy story
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/23/residents-say-they-fled-after-being-watched-in-westfield-n-j-home/

Total sick-o there. I can't believe it is a disorderly person charge. That guy sounds mental. They need to find him.

pate · June 25, 2015, 05:11:21 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cThdJ0mYbo

analog kid · June 25, 2015, 04:45:42 PM

I had a dream that I went to an alternate dimension and it was the US in the 50s, but cars flew with anti-gravity, which was possible through a science called meta maxism, invented be a woman named Deeain Curl. That's all, carry on.

bateman · June 25, 2015, 04:46:23 PM

DOD industrial security clearance decision details are publicly available? Interesting.

http://www.dod.mil/dodgc/doha/industrial/

ItsOver · June 25, 2015, 05:02:00 PM

Quote from: bateman on June 25, 2015, 04:46:23 PM
DOD industrial security clearance decision details are publicly available? Interesting.

http://www.dod.mil/dodgc/doha/industrial/

2015, the first case. Dude is 50 with student loans?

onan · June 25, 2015, 05:13:15 PM

Quote from: ItsOver on June 25, 2015, 05:02:00 PM
2015, the first case. Dude is 50 with student loans?

Last week I was part of a team to interview a new psychiatrist. We interviewed one woman that was 48 and had finished her internship at 46. So easy to have student loans in your fifties.

chefist · June 25, 2015, 05:24:23 PM

Quote from: onan on June 25, 2015, 05:13:15 PM

Last week I was part of a team to interview a new psychiatrist. We interviewed one woman that was 48 and had finished her internship at 46. So easy to have student loans in your fifties.

Gonna get my medical degree a few years before I die n stiff the man! (Insert evil giggle)