Post Worst Noory Quote

[Supernormal]

What's the worst one that you've ever heard? The following quote is not changed at all. It blew my mind so much (not in a good way) that I wrote it down, verbatim. as soon as I heard it.

Noory: "Is there a chance that the devil will win and all the children will be horribly butchered and burned alive?"

Now, this is an actual quote, not a joke (of course). I think that the question was asked in response to a comment from one of the guests, who talked about doom and gloom. Please share *your* quote with the rest of us. BTW, I always type "voice" after "Noory" when I'm joking.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Guest: "And I speak Fijian"

Noory: "Wow... where's that from?"

(five second silence)

Guest: "...Fiji"

[MV/Liberace!]

Guest: "And I speak Fijian"

Noory: "Wow... where's that from?"

(five second silence)

Guest: "...Fiji"

haha, did this really happen?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Yeah it was in one of the shows I've listened to recently. I think it was from an interview with one of the Meier shills Edward Martin.

[999]

hahaha

There was an exchange with the recent "Generations" guest that made me laugh.

(paraphrasing)

The guest was talking about Gen X  and how they had a rough time growing up. He mentioned movies like Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, The Omen etc and George gleefully interjected "I love those movies!" and the guest proceeded to explain that they were good examples the harsh zeitgeist re: children and childhood during that time.

And I didn't hear George say anything for a while after that LOL.

[MV/Liberace!]

The following is a list of documented George Noory  quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and  half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings  of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to  Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when  they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.

"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How' bout  a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of  the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it  really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you  hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you  one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next  two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim,humanity  has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve  on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, every time I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"Ifyou  had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on  the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal:"Yes,  but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his  citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction  on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah,March  3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time,because  they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let  it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know."  (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was  accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got  to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question.  I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already,and... oh, I  guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

[KnyeGuy]

1) "I love it." This is repeated ad nauseum for filler, either a) when he doesn't understand or follow the conversation/topic very well, or b) when he DOES understand and LIKE a really really lame topic (ie: the numbers lady).


2) "Remember that Twilight Zone episode...?"
Usually one of the following is referenced: the episode where the little girl was lost in the wall, within a parallel dimension; OR the one where the aliens present a book entitled "To Serve Man," which turns out to be a recipe book.

3) "Do you think they could be aliens?" This line can be heard on most shows regarding demons.

4) "Do you think they could be demons/angels?" The converse of #3, this one can be heard on many shows about aliens, depending on his mood.

5) "He must have hung up." Come on George, we know you cut him off...

[MV/Liberace!]

"Absolutely.  Absolutely."
I've heard this one a number of times when he has nothing.

[Supernormal]

I'll add some words and phrases to the list. They're constantly repeated.

fascinating
remarkable
riveting
unbelievable
good point
mmm-hmm (said in knowing way)
there *are* no coincidences
you never know
perfect
super (somewhat disconcerting)
varied references to Sitchin, etc.
wireless internet

"Who built the land bridges?"
"Were the Knights Templar Muslims?" (either that or Arabs)

[saucy]

I agree.."remarkable" is an ear bleeder, as are the others listed!  I also found that his response, "(that) all by itself..." in lieu of an intelligent one, was one of his favorite evasive strategies. I haven't heard it lately; but, it's bound to start up again at any time;) I call that one--a teeth gnasher!!

[MV/Liberace!]

I call that one--a teeth gnasher!!

"teeth gnasher"...
an appropriate use of the language when discussing the verbal meanderings of the 'stached one.

welcome to the forums.

[saucy]

There was a show, this year, when he admitted that he has had a speech problem nearly all his life..daaaaahhhhh really? !!

[Supernormal]

I agree.."remarkable" is an ear bleeder, as are the others listed!  I also found that his response, "(that) all by itself..." in lieu of an intelligent one, was one of his favorite evasive strategies. I haven't heard it lately; but, it's bound to start up again at any time;) I call that one--a teeth gnasher!!

I'm still at the head-shaking stage. I'll turn off my radio if he drives me to the teeth-gnashing stage. Now, some of his callers make me weep and wail, though. You can thank triple-screening for that.

[Supernormal]

So far, he's said around five of the catch phrases (a drinking game, like "Hi Bob", in the making?). Here's one that I can't believe that I forgot. He says, "good for you", in a very condescending and patronizing tone of voice. It's said in the way that a grandfather would say it to a mentally disabled teen who just got a job at McDonalds. The guest could be an accomplished and respected nuclear physicist who just discovered life-changing, paradigm-shifting atomic processes.

Guest Voice: "What I found will change how we view the nature of reality, itself."
Noory Voice: "Good for you-ou!"

[saucy]

Holy crap! aside from the nauseating sound of it, you're absolutely right..he does come across like some kind of authoritarian when he says that.  What I'd like to know, is how the word zero, referring to the number 0, of course, comes out ZEIRO?  OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!!

[Supernormal]

Holy crap! aside from the nauseating sound of it, you're absolutely right..he does come across like some kind of authoritarian when he says that.  What I'd like to know, is how the word zero, referring to the number 0, of course, comes out ZEIRO?  OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!!

LOL I'm gonna listen for that one and add "Feb" and "geesh/geeze!" to the list. Geesh, is it that hard to pronounce the second month of the year? Does the radio announcer say "libe" for "library" too?

Noory Voice: "Geeze, I had six overdue libe books in Feb."

[MV/Liberace!]

What I'd like to know, is how the word zero, referring to the number 0, of course, comes out ZEIRO?  OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!!

haha, yeah, i will try to catch that one too.

[saucy]

yea, yeah!  See if it jumps out at you too, MV and Supernormal. Or, maybe it sounds more like ZERROW. Yeah! that's it...Oh, OH! I just heard that the #'s Lady, Glynis M is going to be on the show tonight. This is a show that lends itself to an even Goofier George;)  Goofy George Alert everybody..! 

[Menekali]

I didn't realize this website was such an "anti-noory" establishment. I figured this user base would understand more than most others that there are many more important things to occupy our time with than radio host hate. I heard bad things about this community and it's bickering elsewhere, but man this is just childish.

[EvB]

I didn't realize this website was such an "anti-noory" establishment.

That's understandable.  But despite the anti-Noory bias of most of this site - we not only welcome but encourage those who like George Noory's work to come, and to post.

I figured this user base would understand more than most others that there are many more important things to occupy our time with than radio host hate.

I think we do!  There are many threads here that have nothing to do with Mr. Noory, or anything c2c for that matter.

I heard bad things about this community and it's bickering elsewhere, but man this is just childish.

We've had a varied and intense history - so I can guess what you have heard and where you have heard it.  I do respect the fact that you came here to check things out for yourself, but I'm not sure you've spent enough time here to know what we're actually about.  If you come back, I hope you'll find something to enjoy.  If not, oh well; we're not for everyone, and we know that.

[MV/Liberace!]

I didn't realize this website was such an "anti-noory" establishment. I figured this user base would understand more than most others that there are many more important things to occupy our time with than radio host hate. I heard bad things about this community and it's bickering elsewhere, but man this is just childish.

here you go.
http://www.coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1914.0.html

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Is there a "positive" George Noory community on the web? I sure haven't found it. Sure there's the NightHawkZone but that place is like an Auschwitz for Coast fans as everyone who goes there seems to disappear soon after first registering. Also it's not a community since the word "community" implies social interaction among more than two people. So please tell us where the thundering herds of Noory fans congregate online.

[MV/Liberace!]

Is there a "positive" George Noory community on the web? I sure haven't found it. Sure there's the NightHawkZone but that place is like an Auschwitz for Coast fans as everyone who goes there seems to disappear soon after first registering. Also it's not a community since the word "community" implies social interaction among more than two people. So please tell us where the thundering herds of Noory fans congregate online.

Arbeit Macht Frei!!

[999]

LOL I'm gonna listen for that one and add "Feb" and "geesh/geeze!" to the list. Geesh, is it that hard to pronounce the second month of the year? Does the radio announcer say "libe" for "library" too?

Noory Voice: "Geeze, I had six overdue libe books in Feb."

Geez is a Michigan dialect thingy. It's short for geez-o-pete.
(Really.)

[EvB]

Arbeit Macht Frei!!

Thanks for the creepizoid moment - MV.  (SHUDDER)

[SealJuice]

This thread gave me giggle-snort fits until I farted. I keep rereading it and giggling some more.

[mikemcc]

George, from 07/06/2010 26:42 Hour Three of “Puzzling Paranormal Cases” with Stphen E. Braude:

"And Stephen, you know, whether it is, uh, telepathy, life after death, whatever the belief system might be, remote viewing, it still convinces you that there’s something out there in this universe or multiverses that is unusual, that we truly can’t explain yet, and, that it is all I think directly tied in with each other."

I think I can understand what he's saying and it may make some sense, though I don't know if all paranormal stuff is "tied in with each other" or not. I guess what I didn't like was this inelegant way of saying something that isn't particularly difficult...

     

[saucy]

George, from 07/06/2010 26:42 Hour Three of “Puzzling Paranormal Cases” with Stphen E. Braude:

"And Stephen, you know, whether it is, uh, telepathy, life after death, whatever the belief system might be, remote viewing, it still convinces you that there’s something out there in this universe or multiverses that is unusual, that we truly can’t explain yet, and, that it is all I think directly tied in with each other."

I think I can understand what he's saying and it may make some sense, though I don't know if all paranormal stuff is "tied in with each other" or not. I guess what I didn't like was this inelegant way of saying something that isn't particularly difficult...

   

NO! NO! no...don't try and give MOron Points, please!!  I can't tell you how many times I counted the Snore alluding to the "one size fits all" moronic dialog filler. He used to use the response, (between snoozes)--suddenly, Snores exclaims--"that could be it, you know!--ALL BY ITSELF"!!!  My skin is starting to crawl at the recollection of it.  Someone must have told him to knock it off, because he hasn't said it lately.  I hope he won't, or I may break my radio next time!

[PixieCutLover]

I do wince every time Noory does this stuff, you can't help but notice, it really reminds me of another George who used words like
"strategery" and refereed to "the internets" along with many other gaffs.

[DoYouThinkItWasAngels]

I love how he can only pronounce “bizarre” as “bazaar”.