Mr. Fidget

[Jackstar]

Looks like a grade A felony to me, boys.

Schedule II. He might even have a scrip. Dude needs a scrip.


I think the telling point here is, I posted three pictures of dudes standing on huge crystals in caverns. And, nothing.

I posted one picture of speed, instantly he's all, "what what what? how DARE you??" It's textbook.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

He is one of these guys that has been around everyone's workplace. Everyone gives him a chance at first, but after 2 weeks everyone is completely sick of him. He weasels sympathy from the people that first meet him so he gets to hang around for a month or two, but eventually the boss gets sick of it and cans him too.

And thats me quoting me!

[McPhallus]

What eddie said.

How can a guy call in to a live broadcast that is advertised as being live on air and available to the public worldwide for download and then expect the call to be private. Surely all rights to privacy are forfeited when calling in to said live broadcast.

Just another example of how he bullies/manipulates in order to always be the center of attention.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

   Your so funny, you really are going places. The law is not concerned with your opinion, trust me.
    Privacyrights.org:
California law does not allow tape recording of telephone calls unless all parties to the conversation consent (California Penal Code 632), or they are notified of the recording by a distinct "beep tone" warning (CPUC General Order 107-B(II)(A)(5)). However, tape recordings can legally be made if an individual or members of one's family are threatened with kidnapping, extortion, bribery or another felony involving violence. The person receiving the threats can make a tape recording without informing the other party. (California Penal Code 633.5)

Mr Fidget, you were not tape recorded.  No tape was involved in any part of your conversation.

[eddie dean]

Fuck Justin Bieber!  Take your hand off my penis!

Heh heh

[MV/Liberace!]

Mr Fidget, you were not tape recorded.  No tape was involved in any part of your conversation.

you're wrong.  all ufoship.com shows are recorded to a blank 8-track tape prior to upload.  here's the unit we prefer:

[Catsmile]

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and guess that there's no "Mrs. Fidget."

...If there is a "Mrs. Fidget", it will be over as soon as she escapes, or she pops and flies out the window.

[Catsmile]

Mr Fidget, you were not tape recorded.  No tape was involved in any part of your conversation.

Well, if you are stuck 20 years in the past...

[McPhallus]

...If there is a "Mrs. Fidget", it will be over as soon as she escapes, or she pops and flies out the window.

if she's not already been dismembered and buried in a field somewhere.

[jazmunda]

you're wrong.  all ufoship.com shows are recorded to a blank 8-track tape prior to upload.  here's the unit we prefer:

We can afford blank ones now? Must be all the money Taintco made selling knock off Fidgets for the last 17 years.

[heater]

And thats me quoting me!

*ding* *ding*

[eddie dean]

if she's not already been dismembered and buried in a field somewhere.

"It rubs the fidgets on its skin"

[heater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEvm0ce2S7E

[eddie dean]

We can afford blank ones now? Must be all the money Taintco made selling knock off Fidgets for the last 17 years.

I've been just recording the show over the old Carpenters 8-tracks.
If you listen really close to the downloads you can hear "we've only just begun" & Karen throwing up

[b_dubb]

this thread is en fuego.  and that makes me more than a little nauseous

[albrecht]

I have put well over a thousand people in the hospital.

You sound like George Foreman or Ali or someone with that braggadocio! But I'll bet if Mr.Fidget puts some fidgets in his gloves he'd knock you out!

[bigchucka]

ps. According to scientific study's "fidgeting" can help weight loss!
https://www.google.com/search?q=fidget+weight+loss+study

So could bi-weekly rides from the hottie in area51drone's AV on my baloney pony.

[McPhallus]

You sound like George Foreman or Ali or someone with that braggadocio! But I'll bet if Mr.Fidget puts some fidgets in his gloves he'd knock you out!

He knocks them out with diagnoses.

[b_dubb]

So could bi-weekly rides from the hottie in area51drone's AV on my baloney pony.

Now now Tyrion. Try to behave while you're on trial.  Think of your legacy.

[albrecht]

He knocks them out with diagnoses.

Pow! Right on the Diag-noses! Boom! Fidget in a straightjacket! Zap! From the electro-shock and thrown in a padded cell with no fidgets (could be a weapon.)

[Catsmile]

And now you  know why Art dropped Mr. Fidget faster than a hot, radioactive potato.
I'm sure he pulled the same stunts way back then, as he did today.
It wasn't just about him not delivering the fidgets, but all the other BS that ensued behind the scenes. Maybe I'm wrong on that account. We have all seen how he reacts to us though.

He will spin it as a continuation of the conspiracy to keep him from "getting the truth out there." Because we are all Art Bell nuthuggers, and whores to big companies, and media. All of us are now part of whats stopping him from making good on HIS debts. Which is keeping him from becoming the success he knows he is.

The world is conspiring to hide the truth from the public, yet again. So look out folks 20 years from now, he will publish a free E-book detailing how the man kept him down, and how BellGab oppressed him. We will be famous, or maybe infamous... Just like Mr. Fidget is famous in his own mind.

So look out all you BellGabbers for his scathing wrath, in 20 years.  :

[bigchucka]

Now now Tyrion. Try to behave while you're on trial.  Think of your legacy.

Since you brought it up and not me...


http://youtu.be/J6VTX3EAvtA

[Tarbaby]

If there is, please let her be named Gidget

and she's a midget.

[coaster]

Jesus sittin on a fidget, this thread needs to die.

[Catsmile]

Jesus sittin on a fidget, this thread needs to die.

http://youtu.be/6xJW7foStBY

[bigchucka]

and she's a midget.

A buddy of mine who is somewhat "beer adventurous" once went on a Murphy's Irish Stout kick.  In cans, of course.

Widget[edit]
In addition to being distributed in kegs, Murphy's is also available in a can. To simulate the appearance and texture of the tap version, cans of Murphy's contain a nitrogen widget, which increases the creaminess of the head when poured.[5]

[bigchucka]

Who's this fucking guy?

http://fidgetland.com/about/

Or this fucking guy?

http://www.uncommongoods.com/voting/product/56441/fidget

Or this guy?


http://youtu.be/QV5v1gcra1s


Will the real Mr. Fidget please stand up?

On a side note, I got that video its 200th view...

[Catsmile]

Are we there yet?

[jazmunda]

Who's this fucking guy?

http://fidgetland.com/about/

Or this fucking guy?

http://www.uncommongoods.com/voting/product/56441/fidget

Or this guy?


http://youtu.be/QV5v1gcra1s


Will the real Mr. Fidget please stand up?

On a side note, I got that video its 200th view...

The video has been removed by the user.

Anyone rip it before it was removed?

[bigchucka]

Can't say that I did.

The things I do to try to find a video of one of those fidgets in action.  Videos were eluded to being in existence at some point in time, so I conducted "deep research."  Think I'm gonna keep that to myself though.  Now got to worry I didn't get too close to home in the owner's eyes...


http://youtu.be/g3ZucpzHOAw