Mr. Fidget

Started by KnyeGuy, July 24, 2009, 11:15:49 AM

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onan

Quote from: MV on May 23, 2014, 02:13:27 PM
can i still be in the clique?

that is the clique

Mr. Fidget

   The story of the trick, who wants the origin?  I think it's technology because it involves the phone system. As a sign of netiquette, I'll not sign my posts... not trying to irritate ya'll... only in that first one. It was because of my not wanting my text w/o my "moniker."  Screenshots happen.


Mr. Fidget

Quote from: Jackstar on May 24, 2014, 12:39:18 AM
hurting. stops. when.
I'm not sure when, but if you need help keeping track, you can call the atomic clock directly at 303-499-7111 for reference. They just made it more accurate last month!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: McPhallus on May 23, 2014, 05:50:37 AM
Mr. Idgit thinks he's a special snowflake.

Oh he's definitey 'special' . Think Casio.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: MV on May 23, 2014, 02:13:27 PM
can i still be in the clique?

Oh you're a funny man. Only the chosen ones can be in 'the clique'. Jaz is the gatekeeper and refuses even me into his inner sanctum. I'd be gentle too.

Jackstar

It never fails. Every time I open this thread to see what has transpired, I am filled with regret and loathing.

This time is no exception, except, doubly so.

onan

Quote from: Jackstar on May 24, 2014, 01:18:29 AM
It never fails. Every time I open this thread to see what has transpired, I am filled with regret and loathing.

This time is no exception, except, doubly so.

Most the time I feel the same about your posts... there must be some kind of numfar dance dance for this. Oh please, give us more of your disdain.

Jackstar

Quote from: onan on May 24, 2014, 01:21:40 AM
I feel the same about your posts... there must be some kind of numfar dance dance for this. Oh please, give us more of your disdain.
Abraham Hicks ~ Don't ask people who are not in the Vortex to love you:
http://youtu.be/fuAU9oriuYo
Quote
Most the time
All me... why not take all me?

Mr. Fidget

  Hmm...  In the interest of full and fair discosure I sent this to George, Bob Pittman, artbell, and Fair media on the 19th in the morning:


>>>
Good morning! This is where you people are now.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=6042.0

 
I was being nice now I'm done.

There is no good way for you now. You all should have treated me with at least the dignity of reply.
[MyName]
>>>

I also told the artist I publicly shared it here. He's good with public domain. I told him I'd link to him if he wanted.
Mr. Fidget
I feel significantly expressed.
I've got some art rights.

The trick is to say you are truck driving. Play truck sounds white noise in the background. Ask your wife to honk from the car in the garage for added realism.


Mr. Fidget

   I never wanted any of this. I'm ok being me, and a lot of this can be explained by a qoute from mom:

"If ya got money on your mind and your head up your ass all your best ideas about money turn out shitty."

So, peace. I'll be busy creating things I like and sharing them. I really tried, and I think it will all be ok.
Thanks people.


Catsmile

Quote from: onan on May 24, 2014, 01:21:40 AM
Most the time I feel the same about your posts... there must be some kind of numfar dance dance for this. Oh please, give us more of your disdain.

God all mighty! I just did a little happy fap dance to that.

Jackstar

Quote from: Catsmile on May 24, 2014, 03:06:09 AM
God all mighty! I just did a little happy fap dance to that.
Drimble Wedge & The Vegetations: http://youtu.be/Au9_vfx6t6c

Mr. Fidget

Clear that nobody asked:
   Pre-call screening was a different world. I measured how long until the ring was dropped, during the day, when it was easy to get through.
   123 seconds. I used two payphones and a stop watch to be able to "capture the ring" by dialing in (a lot of payphones buffer the digits and send them after the last one pressed, good for the method because the new dial in was faster) and hanging up the first line at the right time, before the last couple digits of the new dial out. Tada, you have it. Basically YOU WILL be the next caller, if you always have the ring. Back then it was fun, I used it for my friend Theo, who was the fiddler call the night of hurricane bonnie if I'm not mistaken.
   When Art would clear a line, I'd start the stopwatch, time delay and 123 seconds, thats the window. So indeed as previously speculated it was a timing thing. Everyone else walked into a closed guarded door, busy signal. Sometimes I'd change the timing by hanging up before the full time, in case someone else had enough discernment to "work the clock."

   And there we have it, straight from the guy whom Art said proved it.

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 24, 2014, 05:31:55 AM
   And there we have it, straight from the guy whom Art said proved it.

I carry an origami frog I make with me everywhere. It is a tiger repellant. I have carried it for 20 years, and in those 20 years I have never been attacked by a tiger.

jazmunda

The trick is to have a bat phone directly to Art. Send $5 to Jazmunda in Australia and I will tell you my secret. Unfortunately this might result in the host quitting the show.

aldousburbank

What's your secret for not attracting the ladiez?

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 24, 2014, 06:47:49 AM
What's your secret for not attracting the ladiez?

I think being a nice guy has worked for about 3000 years.

wr250

Quote from: jazmunda on May 24, 2014, 06:11:27 AM
The trick is to have a bat phone directly to Art. Send $5 to Jazmunda in Australia and I will tell you my secret. Unfortunately this might result in the host quitting the show.

to late, he already quit retired, at least 3x .

onan

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 24, 2014, 06:47:49 AM
What's your secret for not attracting the ladiez?

I find blow darts tipped in scopalamine, followed by the scent of chloral hydrate allows women to see my better qualities.

aldousburbank

Quote from: onan on May 24, 2014, 07:04:24 AM
I find blow darts tipped in scopalamine, followed by the scent of chloral hydrate allows women to see my better qualities.
The blow dart is a handy tip. Thanks amigo!

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 24, 2014, 01:07:54 AM
Oh you're a funny man. Only the chosen ones can be in 'the clique'. Jaz is the gatekeeper and refuses even me into his inner sanctum. I'd be gentle too.
Well, in order to comply with NWO requisites, you should supply Jizz with the appropriate genetic sampling for future comparison.


paladin1991

Quote from: area51drone on May 24, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
Seriously, you had to use TWO payphones?
Your avatar just flashed me.

Cheeky little monkey.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 24, 2014, 05:31:55 AM
Clear that nobody asked:
   Pre-call screening was a different world. I measured how long until the ring was dropped, during the day, when it was easy to get through.
   123 seconds. I used two payphones and a stop watch to be able to "capture the ring" by dialing in (a lot of payphones buffer the digits and send them after the last one pressed, good for the method because the new dial in was faster) and hanging up the first line at the right time, before the last couple digits of the new dial out. Tada, you have it. Basically YOU WILL be the next caller, if you always have the ring. Back then it was fun, I used it for my friend Theo, who was the fiddler call the night of hurricane bonnie if I'm not mistaken.
   When Art would clear a line, I'd start the stopwatch, time delay and 123 seconds, thats the window. So indeed as previously speculated it was a timing thing. Everyone else walked into a closed guarded door, busy signal. Sometimes I'd change the timing by hanging up before the full time, in case someone else had enough discernment to "work the clock."

   And there we have it, straight from the guy whom Art said proved it.


Have you explored all other hobbies that bring pleasure? Such as collecting bus tickets or counting sand grains?

area51drone

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 24, 2014, 01:34:28 PM
Your avatar just flashed me.

Cheeky little monkey.

At least it wasn't MV's avatar.  I have learned that I'd much rather look at a hot chick while reading bellgab than looking at some fugly I posted. 

Jackstar

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 24, 2014, 05:31:55 AM
And there we have it, straight from the guy whom Art said proved it.

I can confirm that this method worked--I discovered it independently around the same time. I suspect the same principle holds in place with today's technology, but of course methods of dialing are far more advanced.

I can't take credit for believing that I was the only person to figure this out, however--that would be Mr. Fidget's added, unique spin.

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