https://wgntv.com/news/rep-ilhan-omars-father-dies-from-coronavirus-complications/My father's spirit assures me that it is far, far too soon to start making jokes about this, but what does he know? Dude said to me innumerable times, "there's no afterlife," "you're lazy," and "get a haircut," and we all know how that all worked out. I say, we let it roll, right now, lightspeed out of the gate.
I'll start: "She had a father? I thought she was simply hatched from a cloning vat." I'll admit, this is probably too meta for most people to grok, but when it lands, it's a
doozy. No? Okay, I'll admit it, I don't want to be marked for jihad
again, so I'm holding back anything actually funny. You know--out of respect.
Who's with me then? Absolutely no one? Okay, great, just great. That's a wrap. Remember to drink your Ovaltine and Joogle "Awan Brothers scandal," thanks.
