"WTF?" Moments by George Noory

[Frys Girl]

I want to keep Meegle's folder pure, so here is a new thread where I will post nightly WTF? moments courtesy George Noory's use of the English language and his senseless statements.

I'll inaugurate this tread with a quote from Wednesday night that slipped during an exchange with the grizzly beard Richard C. Hoagland during hour one. Dickie was taking credit for referring the guest for the following night and saying how he would be a good guest with some other schmoe, when George said "Well, let's see if he passes the muster tomorrow."  What about the ketchup?

[Frys Girl]

Thursday June 11th Show with Kevin Miller director of movie "Generation RX"

"Welcome to Coast to Coasdayem."

"Against pro -reform challenger more open to opening ties with the West. His top opponent, Meer Hoseen Moosawee." I thought it was Who-sane? I hope Ahmadinejad wins just so I don't have to hear George say this other guy's name.

Introducing his guest, "He's an active member of the Iranian community" - really? doesn't he live in Orange County?

"Hossein, do they take polls in Iran like they do in this country?" No asshole, the people of Iran are farm animals and only the United States has polls.

"Will he be able to overpower the MOOLAAAZ and tell them we need to move forward in the world?"

"Terrorism has not been ruled out." As what you do to radio audiences?

"Now there's predictions that oil can hit 250.00 doll-arz a barrell. You'd be talking about 10.00 doll-arz gallon for gasoline? Pause AMAZING. Pause. ABSOLUTELY AMAY-ZINGGGGGGG" that you still have this job?

"After a fox developed a fetish." George just wanted to say fetish. Ew. George just wanted to say fetish.

"Kevin howeareyooooo?"

"You look at a pattern of collusion between drug manufacturers such as the FDA. Now I know for a fact that for example a lot of attorneys at the FDA end up working for example in big business and big FARMA and vice versa. There's a massive conflict of interest." It's just PHARMA, ass, for example. And you work for big business too, that's a conflict of interest since you're pro-conspiracy, right?

"And remember the Asparame situation. How that got passed through. I mean, that was a complete fiasco. Absolutely. I mean they brought in someone to head the FDA who was on the side of Aspartame." Passed through like a turd? Learn fucking English! I'm an immigrant and I don't talk like this. You have a radio show damn it!

"Let's go to the phones here while we chat, Kevin. And later on tell us where the Generation X is available." The guy's movie is called Generation RX ass!

"What was the drug that was giving children seal flippers?" WHAT? what is George's obsession with babies?

Let's go to Debbie in Dallas Mordred, isn't this a famous porno?

Let's dedicate this whole show, this hour to him Which is it? Just this one measley hour for Debbie's dad who died from Prozac

"And just even the thought Kevin. We're human beings, Kevin. We're gonna have ups and downs. We're gonna have tragedies. As a cop out, as a way to escape is just unbelievable." Wow. George, this comment came after the story of an 11 year old girl who hanged herself.

"You do incredible work George." Yea, you only said that because he said he'd have you on the air as a resource. Sell out!

"Bless the LORD! I'm here on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory." Gulp. Jizm Satchel! LOL.

[Frys Girl]

Monday June 15:

"All you have to search for is Mish (pause) and you can find him on any search engine."

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Monday June 15:

"All you have to search for is Mish (pause) and you can find him on any search engine."

That is pretty damn WTF.

[11angeleyes11]

That is pretty damn WTF.

Tommy did not write his name down on the flash card, another Noory moment.

[Frys Girl]

In Snoron's book, he mentions Google frequently. He even uses it for the remote viewing exercise he recommends. LOL. I have to wonder if he got paid for this. Otherwise, you says "any search engine" anymore?

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Tommy did not write his name down on the flash card, another Noory moment.

I imagine Tommy as being pretty much George's keeper. Without him constantly watching over Noory, I'm genuinely scared to imagine what the show would be like.

[Frys Girl]

George to guest who has an English accent:

"You sound like my friend Lionel Fanthorpe. Do you know Lionel Fanthorpe?"

Lionel just happens to have a English (leaning on the Scottish side) accent. Gawd George. Do you get out enough? If George was on BBC "Do you know Lionel Fanthorpe?"

[Frys Girl]

I'm going to update this thread soon, but before I do it properly, I'm going to say a couple things about George from open lines on Friday.

Hour 4 seems to be where we get the good stuff the most. George basically told a 15 year old to fuck off and die when she tried to win his books with the scariest story. George said "That wasn't scary. Sorry. Tommy also says No. What do you think Tommy? I don't think she's 15. She sounds 25." Uh...... 15 y/o smoke too you know.... and that chicks mom had cleared it with Tommy as George said beforehand.

He dumped the call, then said "Sorry if you are 15."

Then he revealed that the Sci-Fi channel had came back with a deal for George's show and he said "we did not accept it. I wanted to toe the line with what I think it should be. If we don't like the concept we're not doing to go with the show! It's gotta be done right. That's what we gotta hold out for. I've been in tv all my life and that was not gonna be a good product. We'll see what Discovery Channel offers us. I think Coast to Coast is too precious."

And of course, the cat quote "I've never been a cat owner. I had a cat once."

Also, I think Cheech Marin called the show. Anyone else catch that?

[Wizard444]

George to guest who has an English accent:

"You sound like my friend Lionel Fanthorpe. Do you know Lionel Fanthorpe?"

Lionel just happens to have a English (leaning on the Scottish side) accent. Gawd George. Do you get out enough? If George was on BBC "Do you know Lionel Fanthorpe?"

OMG, I was looking at your writing style and you put spaces between your words just like Isaac Asimov.  Do you know Isaac Asimov?

Noory is a complete buffoon!  And I refer that strongly to the second division of the definition.  "a gross and usually ill educated or stupid person"

[Frys Girl]

George and Sir Charles Shuster. A recipe for phonetics HELL. George didn't say his name right once.

[Frys Girl]

Friday June 19, beginning of fourth hour.

He does his prank of "hello martha? I lost you for 30 seconds". What the fuck is he doing? How is this even remotely funny, even for his fans? fuck!

[xpmark12]

  A while back I heard George say that he had vacationed in the Caymans.He must have been talking about Betty and Madge Caymans, those fat sisters from Newark,New Jersey.

[KnyeGuy]

Thursday June 11th Show with Kevin Miller director of movie "Generation RX"


Let's go to Debbie in Dallas Mordred, isn't this a famous porno?

HAHAha... Did he really say this? I can hear his self-congratulatory laugh now... Ughhh. Maybe Beavis and Butthead would get a chuckle out of this lame (and sorely lacking) word reference.

So bloody awkward,    so   bloody awkward... makes ya cringe when you hear these lame attempts at humor.

[Sybil]

HAHAha... Did he really say this? I can hear his self-congratulatory laugh now... Ughhh. Maybe Beavis and Butthead would get a chuckle out of this lame (and sorely lacking) word reference.

So bloody awkward,    so   bloody awkward... makes ya cringe when you hear these lame attempts at humor.

Not Quite, but close, It's Debbie DOES Dallas. LOL!

[Frys Girl]

George's Ron Paul questions from last night July 7, 2009:

He asked the same question twice "is this going to do anything? will it have teeth?". The guest still suckled George's teets. What a lazy jerk!!! He did say that he's visiting his family in St. Louis. Stop watching Sesame Street and buying diapers George - get working! hooked on phonics = priority one.

[Marc.Knight]

Jeebus, last night Noory said:

"anti-mico-brial".   - Add this to the rest which sounds like English is his third language and I end up exhausted.

Why is his opening review of the news ALWAYS the galactic epicenter of mega-suck?

[xpmark12]

 >:One of the more detestable things he does is his obligatory "do you believe in an afterlife?"No amount of yes answers will ever settle this question.Maybe Nor-ass thinks Jesus will call the show and clear the whole thing up.This is what passes for a stimulating question from Nor-ass.

[Sophie]

Did you hear Noory talking to Billy Gibbons the other night.  Billy was completely incoherent.  Even more so than George.