Chris Stigall

Started by pate, September 02, 2022, 10:06:28 AM

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pate

I listen to his KCMO 710am 1000-1200(CST/UTC-0600) News Feed.

I think it is different from his WNTP 990am 600-900(EST/UTC-0500).

Dude is a beast, K_Dubb, Attend:



I honestly had never seen his picture until today, and he amusingly resembles one half of the gay couple that lives in my neighborhood (who are not CHUDs, but might be CLAT-ers), not that there is anything wrong with that.

He just dropped some caller from New Jersey, apparently freeing up a line...

His site:

https://chrisstigall.com/

I also enjoy his "Best of" weekend show, which is pretty much a recycle/remix of his best bits of the week, but I think he might do some sort of podcast?  Nautical Shore.



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K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on September 02, 2022, 10:06:28 AMI honestly had never seen his picture until today, and he amusingly resembles one half of the gay couple that lives in my neighborhood (who are not CHUDs, but might be CLAT-ers), not that there is anything wrong with that.


Dear sir, I am very sorry that your local homosexual is fat.  This represents a defective model which we work hard to keep from the public view.  I have reported him to the Gay Mafia and he shouldn't trouble you any further.  Please look after his dog.

As to Mr. Stigal I see that he has been known to sport upside-down head (all the hair on the bottom) with chudbeard (the peculiar jutting variety that looks like Tsar Peter is already holding it in one hand with a pair of golden shears in the other, representing a misguided attempt to restore some angularity to features that are otherwise entirely round).



As an aside, in the course of research into his potential chudliness I stumbled across this 2020 relic which I found terribly amusing.  How the world has changed!

https://twitter.com/chrisstigall/status/1244757110291824642


pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2022, 12:14:48 PMDear sir, I am very sorry that your local homosexual is fat.  This represents a defective model which we work hard to keep from the public view.  I have reported him to the Gay Mafia and he shouldn't trouble you any further.  Please look after his dog...

He doesn't trouble me, I think he is a bit rage-jealous because I talk botany crap with his equally chubby boyfiend (who happens to be a Veteran).  So he doesn't talk to me and only gives the stink-eye.

I think their GayDar is NONFUNC, maybe not and that is the reason for the stink-eye, Nautical shore?

Or it could be from my occasional drunken Pastor Phelps-imitation front porch orations (delivered in a high-pitched Southern Baptist Preacher Accent) on Soddom, Gommorah, Hellfire and Brimstone.  It gets mixed reviews...

Also, I cannot take care of the dog:  it is a small yap-yap type that Hanz would like to eat for dinner;  Flip might make a try for a leg or wing, resulting in a screeching, unfortunate, and cruel "tug-of-war" which would not end well.

Please have the Gay Mafia attend to that poor little feller as well, TIA.



This amuses me.

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albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2022, 12:14:48 PMDear sir, I am very sorry that your local homosexual is fat.  This represents a defective model which we work hard to keep from the public view.  I have reported him to the Gay Mafia and he shouldn't trouble you any further.  Please look after his dog.

As to Mr. Stigal I see that he has been known to sport upside-down head (all the hair on the bottom) with chudbeard (the peculiar jutting variety that looks like Tsar Peter is already holding it in one hand with a pair of golden shears in the other, representing a misguided attempt to restore some angularity to features that are otherwise entirely round).



As an aside, in the course of research into his potential chudliness I stumbled across this 2020 relic which I found terribly amusing.  How the world has changed!

https://twitter.com/chrisstigall/status/1244757110291824642



And facial hair, supposedly, don't work well with masks. Having said that I find interesting the beard. A long history with subsets of discussions over mustaches (military-based.) I just to to grow one sometimes when I have to renew a Passport of whatever government tracking document. And then vice-versa. One notes eye-glasses (non-medical) are now verboten. As are B&W photos which, sorta surprises me since I would've thought that be easier for algorithm to track. It is all in good fun, so far. You can still get away with a tie or striped shirt that 'fuzzes' the picture. Also one one notes that the cameras are also very low (the replacement will be a shorter people.) Not for any nefarious purposes but just 'why not?' The systems, apparently, can eliminate beards and are 'gait-based' so likely no real protections but still fun to have IDs that don't match current and think force some thinking on whomever is processing us. The gait thing maybe some arch-support systems could defeat? Or those special shoes used by Hollyweird types because they are so short?

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on September 02, 2022, 01:54:52 PMHe doesn't trouble me, I think he is a bit rage-jealous because I talk botany crap with his equally chubby boyfiend (who happens to be a Veteran).  So he doesn't talk to me and only gives the stink-eye.

I think their GayDar is NONFUNC, maybe not and that is the reason for the stink-eye, Nautical shore?

Or it could be from my occasional drunken Pastor Phelps-imitation front porch orations (delivered in a high-pitched Southern Baptist Preacher Accent) on Soddom, Gommorah, Hellfire and Brimstone.  It gets mixed reviews...

Also, I cannot take care of the dog:  it is a small yap-yap type that Hanz would like to eat for dinner;  Flip might make a try for a leg or wing, resulting in a screeching, unfortunate, and cruel "tug-of-war" which would not end well.

Please have the Gay Mafia attend to that poor little feller as well, TIA.



This amuses me.

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Dear sir, fat homos are regrettable but fat rage-jealous homos are inexcusable!  I confess I get a little rage-jealous myself when you talk to MDMD but manage to keep a lid on it 😷

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on September 02, 2022, 02:49:39 PMAnd facial hair, supposedly, don't work well with masks. Having said that I find interesting the beard. A long history with subsets of discussions over mustaches (military-based.) I just to to grow one sometimes when I have to renew a Passport of whatever government tracking document. And then vice-versa. One notes eye-glasses (non-medical) are now verboten. As are B&W photos which, sorta surprises me since I would've thought that be easier for algorithm to track. It is all in good fun, so far. You can still get away with a tie or striped shirt that 'fuzzes' the picture. Also one one notes that the cameras are also very low (the replacement will be a shorter people.) Not for any nefarious purposes but just 'why not?' The systems, apparently, can eliminate beards and are 'gait-based' so likely no real protections but still fun to have IDs that don't match current and think force some thinking on whomever is processing us. The gait thing maybe some arch-support systems could defeat? Or those special shoes used by Hollyweird types because they are so short?

There is a thing that happens to some men when they hit middle age, they get fat and grow a beard and start to opine on things they never worried about before, and start fretting about the inculcation of the youths, you will recall that Mormon summer camp video I posted where the youth pastor was bearded and immense.  I blame estrogen produced by all the fat, hovering, maternal, talkative


albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2022, 04:33:58 PMThere is a thing that happens to some men when they hit middle age, they get fat and grow a beard and start to opine on things they never worried about before, and start fretting about the inculcation of the youths, you will recall that Mormon summer camp video I posted where the youth pastor was bearded and immense.  I blame estrogen produced by all the fat, hovering, maternal, talkative


Odd, Mormons usually seem fit. Though hard to see the women folk. Like many aesthetics types the food is for hoarding for 'end times' and the constant visits to wives and feuds. Not to mention the farming and barn building. Not good they going to fat. Having said, being a contrarian, they might be 'fattening up' for a reason! Stores of foodstuff might not last for ever, depending on what dispensationalism upcoming! 

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on September 02, 2022, 05:05:49 PMOdd, Mormons usually seem fit. Though hard to see the women folk. Like many aesthetics types the food is for hoarding for 'end times' and the constant visits to wives and feuds. Not to mention the farming and barn building. Not good they going to fat. Having said, being a contrarian, they might be 'fattening up' for a reason! Stores of foodstuff might not last for ever, depending on what dispensationalism upcoming! 

Here you can see they are following the general Western trend, the rurals are porkers with SLC (which is not terribly Mormon despite) hovering on the edge, but not as bad overall as the South or Midwest.  Beach cities still relatively svelte, obvious correlation with voting patterns in most places though of course this is not necessarily causation, I could blame soy and bug consumption by coastal elites.  Texas I am sad to see following the Deep South, you guys are all dispensationalists it looks like anticipating the Tribulation, you are supposed to keep your Bakker buckets in the garage not chow down on them between meals, while Colorado is the real anomaly here.


albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2022, 05:25:22 PMHere you can see they are following the general Western trend, the rurals are porkers with SLC (which is not terribly Mormon despite) hovering on the edge, but not as bad overall as the South or Midwest.  Beach cities still relatively svelte, obvious correlation with voting patterns in most places though of course this is not necessarily causation, I could blame soy and bug consumption by coastal elites.  Texas I am sad to see following the Deep South, you guys are all dispensationalists it looks like anticipating the Tribulation, you are supposed to keep your Bakker buckets in the garage not chow down on them between meals, while Colorado is the real anomaly here.


I don't trust their sites and data but one might note rivers and how-shall-we-say different types. That is now a bad thing but used to be a thing. Some have a hard time of swimming, so Uncle Joe helped them even! If they pet his leg hairs. Strangely though, an aside, there was a grand tradition of sailors, fishermen, etc not knowing how to swim! I will leave the sodomy retorts for your musings. At least they gave them poor guys a measure of grogg or rum. Still not a good deal.

pate

Chris Stigall has some funny observations about teh Gay Kulture, among his other amusing Old Saw Horses...

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pate

What is most confusing to me about Chris Stigall's show is that it is immediately followed by the Chris Plante Show for an hour before Douche "I'll Suck On Bologna For $50 And Show You How At My How To Get Rich Seminars" Ramsey.

Did I mention that I don't like Douche Ramsey?

I digress, Chris Plante is even more of a beast than Stigall, and perhaps a bit funnier.

I bet Douche Ramsey could fellate both Stigall and Plante to completion in under one minute.  At $50 a shot, that works out to $6,000/hr if Ramsey has enough "customers" lined up!  No wonder the guy is rich and always telling people to eat Bologna and not Steak, and inviting them to attend his seminars where he will demonstrate his Ramsey Way To Riches™, which undoubtably involves uvulas and Bologna.

Anyway, neither Chris engages in fag-talk with a faggy voice like Douche Ramsey.  Plante's is probably the more manly voice.

I wish KCMO would drop Douche Ramsey and get someone else to fill his time slot...

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