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How to REALLY scare Noory
« on: June 02, 2009, 07:51:31 PM »

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BTW - this is an actual funeral - for a person who had been a professional clown.

How to REALLY scare Noory
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 07:52:56 PM »
BTW - this is an actual funeral - for a person who had been a professional clown.

When did Noory die?

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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 07:53:34 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 09:14:11 PM »
Actually, if you really want to scare (or just super disappoint) GN, just say that a) you don't believe in a higher power (like Brian Greene did) or that you don't believe in alien visitations (like John Micheal Greer). You can actually hear him become physically crestfallen over the radio.

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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 09:30:03 PM »
When did Noory die?

Not sure but c2c died the night he took over.

George is not dead, he just smells that way naturally  ;D.

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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 10:50:02 PM »
Not sure but c2c died the night he took over.

George is not dead, he just smells that way naturally  ;D.

Fact: Noory is a professional clown, he has a portal to prove it.

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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2009, 12:55:31 AM »
Actually, if you really want to scare (or just super disappoint) GN, just say that a) you don't believe in a higher power (like Brian Greene did) or that you don't believe in alien visitations (like John Micheal Greer). You can actually hear him become physically crestfallen over the radio.

I noticed that. It's like someone showed up to his party uninvited and totally screwed up his good time.

Protip: Killin' George's buzz can get your call dumped.

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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2009, 08:52:27 PM »
When did Noory die?

The second a microphone was thrusted in his face and he began to speak

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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2009, 07:34:15 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 07:16:27 PM »
that is so funny!

How to REALLY scare Noory
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2009, 08:10:48 PM »
Oh come on guys, it's all an act. If Noory was really afraid of clowns he wouldn't have Linda Moultin Howe on the show so often.


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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 08:42:35 PM »
With a face like LMH, who needs the joker?

How to REALLY scare Noory
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 11:25:48 PM »
RCH is an Ass Clown

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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2009, 11:47:32 PM »
Noory + LMH + RCH = a full circus, easily.

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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2009, 10:42:11 AM »
Oh come on guys, it's all an act. If Noory was really afraid of clowns he wouldn't have Linda Moultin Howe on the show so often.




It's Gold Jerry!!!  Comedy Gold!!!!


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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2009, 07:58:22 PM »
Mention psychic vampires. George has been on a big psychic vampire trip for the last two weeks for some reason.

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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2009, 10:57:21 PM »
Mention psychic vampires. George has been on a big psychic vampire trip for the last two weeks for some reason.
He wants to do some necking with that Michelle Belanger chick.

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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 02:52:30 AM »
He wants to do some necking with that Michelle Belanger chick.

She looks like his type...

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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2009, 06:02:11 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 06:19:48 AM »
http://www.michellebelanger.com/images/promopics/2007_promo_arch05.jpg
Oooo Georgy... rub that moustache alllllll over ma bawdy

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« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2009, 06:21:33 AM »
http://www.michellebelanger.com/images/promopics/2007_promo_arch05.jpg
Oooo Georgy... rub that moustache alllllll over ma bawdy
I have to say, this site is disappointing. It's so dull and vampire generic.

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« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2009, 06:35:00 AM »
Yeah, I wish there was more stuff to laugh at on there, but between the gallery and classes sections I've had a pretty good time....
Psychic Self-Defense
It takes a thief to catch a thief. At least, that is the principle behind this crash-course in psychic self-defense. Best-selling author Michelle Belanger is an expert on psychic vampires, because she is one herself. In this innovative class, she brings her expertise on energy exchange to the table, explaining why some people feed on the energy of others, how this can sometimes be consensual, and learn how to defend yourself if you become the victim of a psychic predator.
Run time: 75 minutes


God damn I'd love to smoke a big fatty and go sit in on this shit. There is no way I'd be able to keep a straight face for the whole 45 minutes though.

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« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2009, 06:36:52 AM »
Oh, pardon me, 75 minutes... dear jesus...

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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2009, 06:41:15 AM »
Oh, pardon me, 75 minutes... dear jesus...
So that's an hour 15 minutes? How can you go on and on about so much bullshit for so long? She and George are good for each other, judging by Worker in the Light.

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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2020, 10:54:03 PM »
These people above my post are all dead.

How to REALLY scare Noory
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2020, 07:07:09 AM »
Are you sure?