SHREDNI FASHTARIII

Started by K_Dubb, July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PM

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K_Dubb


ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 28, 2022, 09:05:12 AMHe is a well-polished one, kind of disproves the old adage.
Heh, heh, heh... yes, a nice, shiny one that has no problem slipping through Limey sewage.


BobGrau

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 28, 2022, 09:09:07 AMHopefully the scene that ends with you yelling "down, strumpet!"

With SV it never really ends.

BobGrau

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 27, 2022, 07:41:24 AMWell that's nice. The queen always makes sure there's always at least one of her subjects here at all times. Welcome back, Bob. Your posts are above average.
Nice to see you two too, Walks and Roy. Now, where is our plague patient WOTR?
Ah, there's that familiar spinal warp of Bellgabian pre-postal tension I've missed...

ItsOver

Quote from: BobGrau on July 28, 2022, 12:19:20 PMAh, there's that familiar spinal warp of Bellgabian pre-postal tension I've missed...
We'll soon explode into dysfunctional ecstasy. Praise Lee and The Mysterious Entity cursed with herding the live/deadstock at this place.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 28, 2022, 07:40:49 AMYou should have tried being more female and asian.
Heh heh, oh my!

paladin1991

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 27, 2022, 12:46:07 PMHe might have had another reason but Laura told me he was pissed and said "Why would I want to go eat lunch with someone that called me a Limey Bastard?"  She took off work and picked me up at my motel and we had a nice lunch in Sacramento. She's a hoot. I enjoyed meeting up with her. I lost contact with her. I hope they are doing well.

I wonder if he ever tried getting his drivers license. He was still afraid to try driving on our side of the road when I met up with her. She worked at the dmv. She could have helped him pass the damn test.
Yeah, I hope theiy are well.  

AZZERAE


SredniVashtar

Needless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: ItsOver on July 26, 2022, 08:10:08 PMWho was more insufferable?  Shreddmyass or Yorkshire the Pud?
When the time comes that you finally tip over into irretrievable senility, how the fuck will we be able to tell.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 26, 2022, 06:32:43 PMI think he might be my new boss at work. :o  My good ole boy, NC native boss just snapped like a twig last week and decided to retire effective the end of July. I guess 43 years was enough. So my new guy is a limey from just outside of London. Snarky son of a gun that as near as I can recall sounds like S.V. did from the Gabcast. Lots of Brits live outside of London, are snarky and sound like S.V. but what threw me was that he said he had a great friend in the Bay Area that was originally from Pittsburgh.

Coincidence? I think not......
You still have a job don't you? Despite the awful things you have to do to keep it. I even put the mouthwash on expenses. Always fucking complaining.

Lilith

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:23:57 AMYou still have a job don't you? Despite the awful things you have to do to keep it. I even put the mouthwash on expenses. Always fucking complaining.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:18:58 AMNeedless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.
Haha, welcome back. Sorry I called you a knob.

Also, how dare you!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:18:58 AMNeedless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.
heh heh

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PMCome here you lumbering lisping lout



you never sent a pic of Forster's house like you promised either you perfidious rogue >:(
I was nervous that you might catch a reflection of me in a window, leading to a masturbatory frenzy among you and others of your kind. It's been as high as 40 Celsius here recently and sightings of me in my sarong have been known to lead to public unrest.

SredniVashtar


Quote from: Lilith on July 29, 2022, 01:25:31 PM
Glad you're still around, even though I'd be quite pleased if I heard that most of the rest have been eaten by bears, that pipe-puffing pansy being high on the list. Fingers crossed this remains a Jackstar-free environment.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Liberace! on July 27, 2022, 12:15:37 PMDid he really refuse?  Surely there must have been some other reason.
No, I talked to him about it and he said that was the reason. If I refused a meal every time someone called me an annoying cunt I would have starved to death a long time ago. The last I saw of him was a picture he had taken with his wife where he looks like he's packing on the pounds and is wearing bowling shirts to conceal the chub.

K_Dubb


Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 30, 2022, 06:10:58 AMI was nervous that you might catch a reflection of me in a window, leading to a masturbatory frenzy among you and others of your kind. It's been as high as 40 Celsius here recently and sightings of me in my sarong have been known to lead to public unrest.
It was my fondest hope, I am sure.  Shall I fly there at once so you can pole me around in one of those flat-bottomed scows in search of a breeze?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 07:29:39 AMIt was my fondest hope, I am sure.  Shall I fly there at once so you can pole me around in one of those flat-bottomed scows in search of a breeze?
Jesus Christ, Dubb. This is a family website. Noory's kids might be reading this.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 30, 2022, 08:07:14 AMJesus Christ, Dubb. This is a family website. Noory's kids might be reading this.
Well certain Eminent Posters have been complaining it has been too nice in here, all the hallooing and good-to-see-ya glad-handing.  I believe I have only been wished death once so far since the resurrection, and quite obliquely at that.  We need the smell of sweat and blood and urinal cake if we are to keep the people entertained.

ItsOver

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 30, 2022, 08:07:14 AMJesus Christ, Dubb. This is a family website. Noory's kids might be reading this.
The kids just stick to the GNS thread.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 08:38:12 AMWell certain Eminent Posters have been complaining it has been too nice in here, all the hallooing and good-to-see-ya glad-handing.  I believe I have only been wished death once so far since the resurrection, and quite obliquely at that.  We need the smell of sweat and blood and urinal cake if we are to keep the people entertained.

I'll have a Tom Collins and he'll have Tom Collins. ;)

Roswells, Art

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 08:38:12 AMWell certain Eminent Posters have been complaining it has been too nice in here, all the hallooing and good-to-see-ya glad-handing.  I believe I have only been wished death once so far since the resurrection, and quite obliquely at that.  We need the smell of sweat and blood and urinal cake if we are to keep the people entertained.

I know! All I've gotten is being the person probably left out in a "it's great to see some of you" comment. That's simply not enough to go all Roswells, Art on their ass. More alcohol might help though.

Lilith

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 30, 2022, 06:14:20 AMGlad you're still around, even though I'd be quite pleased if I heard that most of the rest have been eaten by bears, that pipe-puffing pansy being high on the list. Fingers crossed this remains a Jackstar-free environment.
heh heh

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 30, 2022, 09:00:18 AMI'll have a Tom Collins and he'll have Tom Collins. ;)
That is a tired old drag queen joke but A for effort 👍

K_Dubb

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 30, 2022, 09:00:25 AMI know! All I've gotten is being the person probably left out in a "it's great to see some of you" comment. That's simply not enough to go all Roswells, Art on their ass. More alcohol might help though.
I am sure they meant me, honey; everyone loves your sharp tongue (or fingers I guess, some pokey thing).

Maybe I will post my wood-fired pistachio cardamom croissant from the farmers market later and we can bring back Bella haven!  YUM WHOS GOT BACON and ranch and bacon in the ranch and ranch on the bacon and MDMD got SCRaPPLe YEES 🐷 


whoozit

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 11:01:42 AM... Maybe I will post my wood-fired pistachio cardamom croissant from the farmers market later and we can bring back Bella haven! ...
Perish the thought or at least restrain and punish it in the most non-sexual manner possible.

BobGrau

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 27, 2022, 07:41:24 AM...The queen always makes sure there's always at least one of her subjects here at all times...
God I'm slow sometimes.

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