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Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 06, 2022, 02:52:08 PMWe get it! She wears the pants...and the strap-on. 🙄

In your dreams.  ;D



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 09:25:01 AMSome current words and phrases that have been current for a number of years but still annoy the living fuck out of me. Those uneducated fuckbrains from across the Atlantic are mostly responsible for this bullshit.

1. 'Leaning in'. What started as a reasonably useful way of describing a gradual course of action is now used to describe any action whatsoever. People use it all the time now.

2. 'Having said that' or 'with that said'. Repeatedly mindlessly ad nauseam for no reason at all.

3. 'So....'. Yeah, let's all start every sentence with 'so...', as though it's in the middle of something rather than at the start. Why????

4. 'Does that make sense?' This one really boils my piss, it's as though they think you are so fucking dense they need to keep checking that you are following it all. Fuck off!

5. 'Right?' This is said at the end of almost every sentence now, like a bloody parrot. Whenever I hear someone say this I want to rip their fucking arms off and beat them to death with the wet end.

With that said, you are all a bunch of cunts.

If that winds you up, you'll really bust a blood vessel when I tell you that what is a simple professional position in the UK, in the US it's a Dr.. Opticians, Veterinarian, Psychologists; All are called Doctors. And this will blow the fluff out of your navel, What we call an Anesthetist...Ready? Anesthesiologist.. They are a weird lot with their vocabulary; Dropping consonants and vowels to make it simpler for the natives yet unnecessarily making some words longer than they need to be...LOTS of ologists...Presumably to make them more important sounding? Who knows?


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 06, 2022, 07:10:30 PMYou'll never know Barbie. ;)

Thank God for that! Although Laura reeming you with a strap-on is probably not out of place where you live.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 06, 2022, 07:21:07 PMThank God for that! Although Laura reeming you with a strap-on is probably not out of place where you live.

You don't know where I live.

Jackstar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 06, 2022, 07:34:16 PMYou don't know where I live.

*types furiously, sends email*

THEY DO NOW, GEROMINO, MOTHERFU—*click*


Jackstar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 06, 2022, 07:10:05 PMPresumably to make them more important sounding? Who knows?

Tattoo artists. (Serious answer.)


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Jackstar on September 06, 2022, 07:50:12 PMTattoo artists. (Serious answer.)

I understand that similar to cab drivers, tattoo artists are steeped in knowledge (as is Johnny from Police Squad).


albrecht

Quote from: Juan on September 05, 2022, 03:33:17 PMKeep us posted.  I met Margaret Thatcher once. She gave every evidence of being a complete horse's arse - along the lines of John Kerry - maybe worse.
YP won't even oblige me whether he hates Thatcher or Trump worse who he would back in some kind of underground fight between them. Obviously fantastical since one is dead and other wouldn't show up without a crew much better than some outta work miners.

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 10:19:41 AMWell I can always blow my load by myself, I suppose, but it's fairly common, when you want to do it with someone else for whom you presumably harbor at least a nascent affection, to volunteer the date and results of your latest screening and shots so they know you are not trying to give them something horrid by way of introduction, the usual concerns about privacy tend to evaporate when you are hoping to smash.

Nacient affection? Is that what the kids are calling it now? On an individual level- knock yourself out. You probably should ask about monkey pox, HIV status, HPV vaccinations, and, of course the most deadly of all... Vaccination against Covid. It is called personal responsibility- and knowing what you want in a partner is probably not something that anybody can fault you for.

I assume that the establishments that are busy virtue signalling over the latest scare probably hung the "vaccinated only" sign next to their Ukrainian flag. Out of curiosity- do they also ask for recent HIV screenings?

I would imagine anybody who did not get the pox vax also didn't get the Covid vax. So now they have probably been shunned by what they see as "their" community for years now and actively rejected. I wonder how many of them will hang this year? I wonder if that is even matters if they are not the "right kind" of gay and instead seen as subhuman if they remain unvaxxed?

Maybe MD could save everybody the trouble and toss only the unvaxxed gays off of rooftops from now on? At least it would appear that they are the least likely of all to be missed by anbody.  :(

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on September 06, 2022, 09:24:05 PMNacient affection? Is that what the kids are calling it now? On an individual level- knock yourself out. You probably should ask about monkey pox, HIV status, HPV vaccinations, and, of course the most deadly of all... Vaccination against Covid. It is called personal responsibility- and knowing what you want in a partner is probably not something that anybody can fault you for.

I assume that the establishments that are busy virtue signalling over the latest scare probably hung the "vaccinated only" sign next to their Ukrainian flag. Out of curiosity- do they also ask for recent HIV screenings?

I would imagine anybody who did not get the pox vax also didn't get the Covid vax. So now they have probably been shunned by what they see as "their" community for years now and actively rejected. I wonder how many of them will hang this year? I wonder if that is even matters if they are not the "right kind" of gay and instead seen as subhuman if they remain unvaxxed?

Maybe MD could save everybody the trouble and toss only the unvaxxed gays off of rooftops from now on? At least it would appear that they are the least likely of all to be missed by anbody.  :(

Nah! The vaxxed ones will go zombie. They have to be the first off the roof. ;)

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on September 06, 2022, 09:24:05 PMNacient affection? Is that what the kids are calling it now? On an individual level- knock yourself out. You probably should ask about monkey pox, HIV status, HPV vaccinations, and, of course the most deadly of all... Vaccination against Covid. It is called personal responsibility- and knowing what you want in a partner is probably not something that anybody can fault you for.

I assume that the establishments that are busy virtue signalling over the latest scare probably hung the "vaccinated only" sign next to their Ukrainian flag. Out of curiosity- do they also ask for recent HIV screenings?

I would imagine anybody who did not get the pox vax also didn't get the Covid vax. So now they have probably been shunned by what they see as "their" community for years now and actively rejected. I wonder how many of them will hang this year? I wonder if that is even matters if they are not the "right kind" of gay and instead seen as subhuman if they remain unvaxxed?

Maybe MD could save everybody the trouble and toss only the unvaxxed gays off of rooftops from now on? At least it would appear that they are the least likely of all to be missed by anbody.  :(

No, HIV is handled now by medicine taken as a prophylactic and, among those who have it, by antivirals which keep their viral load low so much less of a risk.  As far as covid vaccines, there are no unvaxxed homos, urban gay populations run 95% or more despite being younger fit males at risk of myocarditis, the highest percentage of any demographic, it's just one more shot with risks we all know, which is why it's funny to see other people running around pulling their hair.

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on September 06, 2022, 09:01:39 PMYP won't even oblige me whether he hates Thatcher or Trump worse who he would back in some kind of underground fight between them.

If I may, I'd like to shed light on this, and I think I can say so easily because I would like to stay publicly that YP and I have not had any kind of private backdoor diploma meeting or anything there hasn't been any burying of the hatchet I haven't spoken to YP on any medium other than Forum so really it's just been texting back and forth and it hasn't been anything at all since the memorable July 4th blowout.

WHICH WAS AWESOME. FOR ME. That was really drunk. I was really drunk, so obviously was a bigger deal that I remember but I just recall it just take it to the limit and then that was a good time for a while and then I went to sleep and I woke up the phone was gone whoops! Uh, sorry. I haven't got a chance to mention this before nor to apologize to anybody because it didn't seem appropriate since I didn't do anything fucking wrong fuck that fucking bullshit argument but nevertheless I felt kind of person responsible and I hadn't seen YP ever since so I just thought you know there had been we haven't kissed a made up or anything that's fucking still fuck that guy.

Nevertheless. I think we could all agree that I may have been ahead of the curve when it comes to certain issues that that person I discussed, for one thing I don't give a fuck how many guns of mine you take away, I'm still going to be a fucking potent forced to threaten with on battlefield. Some of you may not have realized this.


I know, I know, I know: it's just you with the secrets, Pvt. Benjamin-Martindale. Everybody else you know everything there is to know about them. Wink. That means, when nobody's looking, you can hire some fucking third rate actor's understudy's actresses' second-rate fluffer intern to call in a fucking bullshit threat and then just come in and fuck with them Hard, Maj. Hard Corps because you got probable cause (SHOW US THE BABY'S ROOM, LOOK I FOUND A WEED SEED, LEAVENWORTH IT IS TONIGHT) then, winky-smiley. Sure what the fuck could go wrong with that, Colombian necktie.

That being said I'm completely happy to have YP back. I'd like to have that known, cuz it looks like he's a little bit skittish, and I don't fucking blame him, honestly I'm a fucking holy terror aren't I? Yeee-haw-blush. Okay not really, but, I don't want to give the wrong impression. I mean I'm not beating up on slack job-worshipping wankers with bad teeth the fun of it, which is an easy conjecture to erroneously make, because, holy hell, that is fun. But I'm not just in it for the kicks—not even to the mouth

I want to do it later I got to work up to it I got to be in the right boo mood, but I want to tell the story about the Satanist that I dealt with in jail, it was awesome. I think I scared the piss out of him, like, no shit. No Jesus required. I think Jackstar scared someone straight. Not sure, I haven't heard back, I gave him a fake name and myself a real glamor.

Privacy standards. Also I am that pretty. I need standards. Hey honey, how many ranks are there between private and major? I'm not asking for a friend. I need to know this information, G-d damn it, and I need to know it now.


But I don't need to know who's going to win between Trump and mighty mouse or anything it doesn't matter that's the past it took to the Future: JACKSTAR VERSUS MEGATRON VERSUS CLOVERFIELD. Already got a battle plan. A virus is not involved, but I will say this: perhaps weaponized halitosis.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 06, 2022, 09:26:22 PMNah! The vaxxed ones will go zombie. They have to be the first off the roof. ;)

Two more weeks Trollda I am coming for your BRIAN

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:33:14 PMNo, HIV is handled now by medicine taken as a prophylactic

There's a one dose cure. Obviously, he can't confirm that. Just as obviously, I can say there is one but I can't confirm it either. However, logically, if there wasn't one they would be working on one and he would be able to say "boy I sure hope they find one soon" but since he's being so specific about how it's "blah blah this and not blah blah that" then obviously since he's in a position where he wouldn't be able to say, and I don't give a fuck, I'll tell you right now there's a goddam one dose cure. And I will fight to the death and rape 'n' defenestrate the corpse of anyone who disagrees.

Oh, and I bet it's real expensive to manufacture, huh. No, not really but there is the matter of the royalty payment.

Tell you what, I'll go walking around the neighborhood and I'll start selling cookies. will that help? No.

But, it will make it possible there could be a placebo effect from this old banana peel I found on the corner. here stuff this in your fucking mouth and chew. Are you high yet? Oh, well put your teeth in.

I can see them there in my mind's eye where they were left after being ripped from their incubator and thrown there on the Stone Cold Austin floor.


Now was any of that not vague enough? Because I'm pretty sure I can fucking tighten it up or loosen it up whatever, whatever the fuck, you fucker, fucking think you fucking need. Don't be so surprised that I'm not surprised, I knew all this 7 years ago.


SEVEN. YEARS. Really the only thing that's surprising me about you is just how fucking slow you people are. Must be that ersatz drain cleaner you been using in place of headache medicine. You know I think they have some that's on a time delay like 6 hours after you open the wrapper like it steps down to baby aspirin. If not we should get to work on that, and by we get to work I mean something entirely different.

And yeah two days remain I'm happy too. You fucking maggot.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:43:07 PMI am coming for your BRIAN

Oh why wait? he's dreamy.


Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:43:07 PMTwo more weeks Trollda

ATTENTION STARFIGHTERS: SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE RECRUITED BY THE STAR LEAGUE ARE GOING TO BE LEAVING EARLY BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO GODDAMN SPECIAL, WE CHARTED AN EXTRA FLIGHT, AND THIS PILOTED BY SALLY RIDE SO HAVE A GOOD LUCK, WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU.

XUR? KODAN ARMADA? NAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THAT'S JUST A STORY THAT GOOGLE ANALYTICS TELLS TO SCARE RETARDS INTO BRUSHING THEIR TEETH. YOU COULDN'T SELL ANY TOOTHPASTE OTHERWISE.


YOU CAN'T FUCKING SELL ANYTHING.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:33:14 PMit's funny to see other people running around pulling their hair.

I think Norman Rockwell did it the best. And all this time I was always wondering what could possibly have been happening to make kids want to do that to somebody? Shit now I know, he was just fucking dolling her up for a close up in a reboot of The Accused.

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:33:14 PMNo, HIV is handled now by medicine taken as a prophylactic and, among those who have it, by antivirals which keep their viral load low so much less of a risk.  As far as covid vaccines, there are no unvaxxed homos, urban gay populations run 95% or more despite being younger fit males at risk of myocarditis, the highest percentage of any demographic, it's just one more shot with risks we all know, which is why it's funny to see other people running around pulling their hair.
I even found a suitably left leaning rag to quote. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hiv-aids-deaths-united-states_n_59b6bb38e4b06e4604a22f2c

"In 2014, the last year for which these data are available, 12,333 Americans with HIV died of any cause, and 6,721 of them died from causes directly attributable to HIV." I wonder how many dropped dead from covid after having their health compromised and are now counted as "covid deaths" rather than "aids deaths?"

Annual HIV/AIDS treatment costs $14,000-$20,000, according to Michael Kolber, a professor at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine. Good think Y'all don't have kids and can afford to keep yourselves alive year after year instead.

The fact that is is now ignored (vax proof without a recent HIV test) tells you everything.

*I suppose that the pox vax will be the same thing. There will be no unvaxxed homos. And if there are, they deserve to be shunned until they fulfill their only useful role- to increase the number of suicides so that we have an inflated statistic to weaponize.

*Did I mention that "we" have a younger man at the protests in a long dress? Shunned by most antivaxxers (many self righteous hypocritical bastards who don't think that a man should be in a dress while protesting for freedom) and shunned by the vaxxed in equal measure. I actually feel for the guy (before you level an accusation, I do believe he still goes by him.)

WOTR

Quote from: Jackstar on September 06, 2022, 09:34:23 PMIf I may...
How the hell do you type so fast (or have you found a way to slow down time so you have 30 minutes to type out a reply like this in what seems like only 2 minutes to us mere mortals?)

WOTR

Pfizer, Moderna and J+J and astrazenica are expected to have raked in 63 billion worldwide from their vaccine sales.

With 1.2 million people in the USA infected with HIV, and assuming the lower estimate of $15,000 each you end up with 18 billion in sales each year in that country alone. Good thing that certain portion of the population is know to happily bend over to get reamed.  :P 

*I also wonder how many people who donated to HIV research would have foreseen that their donations would be used to rape people who require the medication... Again, and again... and again.

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on September 06, 2022, 10:07:06 PMI even found a suitably left leaning rag to quote. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hiv-aids-deaths-united-states_n_59b6bb38e4b06e4604a22f2c

"In 2014, the last year for which these data are available, 12,333 Americans with HIV died of any cause, and 6,721 of them died from causes directly attributable to HIV." I wonder how many dropped dead from covid after having their health compromised and are now counted as "covid deaths" rather than "aids deaths?"

Annual HIV/AIDS treatment costs $14,000-$20,000, according to Michael Kolber, a professor at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine. Good think Y'all don't have kids and can afford to keep yourselves alive year after year instead.

The fact that is is now ignored (vax proof without a recent HIV test) tells you everything.

*I suppose that the pox vax will be the same thing. There will be no unvaxxed homos. And if there are, they deserve to be shunned until they fulfill their only useful role- to increase the number of suicides so that we have an inflated statistic to weaponize.

*Did I mention that "we" have a younger man at the protests in a long dress? Shunned by most antivaxxers (many self righteous hypocritical bastards who don't think that a man should be in a dress while protesting for freedom) and shunned by the vaxxed in equal measure. I actually feel for the guy (before you level an accusation, I do believe he still goes by him.)

Yes it is expensive for modern miracle science to turn you into an impregnable fuck machine.  Aids deaths now are mostly poor and minority, you'd have a hard time ascribing their HIV treatment status to conscience since they don't really have that luxury, they are not trying to get in to gleaming bathhouses on Capitol Hill because they live in Alabammy.

Same with the monkeypox vaccine, I guarantee you absolutely nobody will refuse it on grounds of conscience, we just don't want gross pustules.  The whole conscience thing seems, I don't know, extraneous.

I am sorry for your younger man in a dress, I would hang out with him for a bit.  Unless he is fat.


WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 10:37:30 PMI am sorry for your younger man in a dress, I would hang out with him for a bit.  Unless he is fat.
It's only recently that I found out that quite a number of people left at the protests shun him for his fashion choice (and I generally am not down there now- but might go just to talk with him.) I think when there were more people, the mixture had many more accepting individuals. Now it is almost all the die hards, bible thumpers and very bitter / angry. I've seen him enough to wonder why he still goes as none of those describe what I observed.

I will be honest. The dresses he wears are long, flowing, light weight and soft colours. He is thin with long blonde hair. The combination actually makes him look like an angel who just stepped out of a renaissance painting. I think you would likely have to keep reminding yourself that he has not had his monkeypox vaccine and probably cursing your bad luck.  ;)


K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on September 06, 2022, 10:57:25 PMIt's only recently that I found out that quite a number of people left at the protests shun him for his fashion choice (and I generally am not down there now- but might go just to talk with him.) I think when there were more people, the mixture had many more accepting individuals. Now it is almost all the die hards, bible thumpers and very bitter / angry. I've seen him enough to wonder why he still goes as none of those describe what I observed.

I will be honest. The dresses he wears are long, flowing, light weight and soft colours. He is thin with long blonde hair. The combination actually makes him look like an angel who just stepped out of a renaissance painting. I think you would likely have to keep reminding yourself that he has not had his monkeypox vaccine and probably cursing your bad luck.  ;)



Holy hell!  That is a femboy, in the wilds of Alberta.  An outcast looking for acceptance with other outcasts is my guess.  They are strictly guarda ma non toccare for me but I would strap on my antifa supersoldier gear and protect the F out of the poor creature, monkeypox be damned.

Silphion

Quote from: WOTR on September 06, 2022, 10:09:56 PMHow the hell do you type so fast (or have you found a way to slow down time so you have 30 minutes to type out a reply like this in what seems like only 2 minutes to us mere mortals?)

He breathes into a consecrated listening wand which magickly spits out the text. Presto!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:43:07 PMTwo more weeks Trollda I am coming for your BRIAN

I don't even know anyone named Brian.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: albrecht on September 06, 2022, 09:01:39 PMYP won't even oblige me whether he hates Thatcher or Trump worse who he would back in some kind of underground fight between them. Obviously fantastical since one is dead and other wouldn't show up without a crew much better than some outta work miners.

Trump is worse. Thatcher was at least a serious person, and not dishonest. Trump is just a balloon filled with diabetic piss without a single redeeming quality. He barely even qualifies as a human being.

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