BellGab is online. What in the hell is going on?

Started by MV/Liberace!, July 20, 2022, 07:14:36 AM

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MV/Liberace!

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on August 13, 2022, 10:46:20 PMI remember when you tried to give it away on the Gabcast.

Were there no takers or did I welsh?



Roswells, Art

I can't tell for sure but I get the feeling Jackstar is back. Well, whatever he's become is here, anyway, not the funny, witty, one-liner Jackstar.

Fruitdriller

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2022, 09:45:54 AMI can't tell for sure but I get the feeling Jackstar is back.

I told you I was real.
I am a Sourceror. I finished The Great Work, I finished an Alpha Drakul-Xonan, I single-handed-ly ANNIHILATED T_(K/c*\Q), and if you don't watch out for Mrs Paul, ME,me,Me & Any/LEIGH\NimhArchKry, she might be a real problem for some of you later. (Probably not while I'm around, though.) And the only reason why we're having this problem today is because somebody kidnapped me and attempted to steal me away from my TFC counterpart, "just" to see what would happen. {I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE OF RUE/KUE, AND THIS IS HOW DOUBT BEGINS;NOT WITH SHOPLIFTING OR ESPIONAGE;BUT ONANISM+MURDER. ADMITTEDLY I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE START JUST FROM ONANISM BUT I'M WILLING TO LEARN IF PRIME SOURCE GOD ENERGY 4GOOD&NOT_FOOD MAKES a COMPELLING STUDENT/ARGUMENT\DEBATOR.} Well now we know see you in The Matrix, Baby, I wait for joijoyjoo NEXT TIME, FIRST TIME, EVERYTHING, EVERYONE, EVERYTIME+ THIS TIME. JACK ME IN BABY.
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Yeah, I won The Great Game three times. Yes, I know what that means. Aye-Aye Captain: CIT😔I💕ZEN, IDENTIFY. See? I told you, you couldn't tell the difference. (Hence the extra overtime.)

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2022, 09:45:54 AMWell, whatever he's become is here, anyway, not the funny, witty, one-liner Jackstar.

It's possible that I lost more than two bar-bets, but I didn't lose the barbells, and I didn't lose more than (threeVfour) or two -or- three barbells or bar-bets either. IN ANY EVENT I'M STILL PRETTY FUNNY, YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE WIT TO GET MY JOKES YET. MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU KEEP PULLING MY FINGER INSTEAD OF ON MY (BLANK:STANDARDS&PRACTICES.JUST.FIGURED.IT.OUT.PANDEMONIUM.TEE-HEE!!!!!).

I MIGHT DISAPPEAR AGAIN BUT HOPEFULLY I'M ALIVE CALL ME call V)Bally, oh I forget the rest of the names. I'm not actually on drugs, it's just it pulls me up once I need to be acting as Ref. Which, of CC ok urse... I was. But not now. Headache! Tired! Nap! (Dead by dawn).

pate

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2022, 09:45:54 AMI can't tell for sure but I get the feeling Jackstar is back. Well, whatever he's become is here, anyway, not the funny, witty, one-liner Jackstar.

He suffers from methamphetamine induced aphasia.

hashtagSAD

-p

Fruitdriller

Quote from: pate on August 16, 2022, 12:16:04 PMHe suffers

I do?

Quote from: pate on August 16, 2022, 12:16:04 PMhashtagSAD

#I do#IAMIOP|POIMAI#op I#

Quote from: pate on August 16, 2022, 12:16:04 PM-p

YOU FORGOT ALL THE OTHER LETTERS THAT YOU USED TO SPELL AMPHETAMINE, YOU'RE JUST FOCUSING ON THE PEE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DRINK THAT AND GET HIGH AS FUCK? G-LUCIFER

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Fruitdriller on August 16, 2022, 10:05:46 AMIN ANY EVENT I'M STILL PRETTY FUNNY, YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE WIT TO GET MY JOKES YET.

OK, Broccoli.


Roswells, Art

Quote from: pate on August 16, 2022, 12:16:04 PMHe suffers from methamphetamine induced aphasia.

hashtagSAD

-p

Is that all it is? Quit doing meth, ya dummy.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2022, 02:24:32 PMIs that all it is? Quit doing meth, ya dummy.

I'd be happy if he just quit spamming the gabs with his mindless shit.


Fruitdriller

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on August 13, 2022, 10:46:20 PMI remember when you tried to give it away on the Gabcast.

I didn't try to give it away; I succeeded in making it bait. And, the jacket, it's in my truck right now.

My truck has been sabotaged. But we can do something about that. My wedding has been too, but that's okay; where is The Tao? Where's my rings? Well if my wife says she doesn't have them, I guess she's lying cuz how else could she/you be mine off-world otherwise? I have one ring, yes. (That's all I need. I have a sorcerer.)

Now I've carried other things before, but I've never carried anything that may be debated the way that this has. I'm immensely flattered to have carried the first officer of an
Alpha Beta Cannibalistic Draco (according to the telemetry at my disposal, The Captain is "missing," which is an illusion I can really get behind and promote the fuck out of) getting out of The Matrix and into U.S. Navy jour-is-my-diction for what is, reverently, the very first time ever. And if I die every night and am consumed whole, well, at least I'm not having sex with my own mother. (Eewww. Gross.) In fact, I'm not having any sex at all! (Anyone ready to make me ejaculate is welcome to file an application.)

Just think of it. All I got to do is survive (with far less pain that I experienced in public school for the first 20 years of my life) for the next 67 days and everything will be great! For everyone! It's building me a robot spine! The lizards love me! Don't you,, Bellgab?

Are you not... entertained? Tough.


I am Jackstar. I am a superb diplomat. Anyone still... salty? I'm probably going back to sleep... or nooooot!!?


Iluiluilu my stupid goddam wife and her friend Alcyan "Sun + Moon" Shankshaw, gosh it's too bad I never met her and married her, huh? What do you think is the right number to ask for, what, like $80 million, $90 million, $352 million what do you think? That 352 number seems sound. Maybe if that's for a refund.

This is just for putting in thiss air conditioning for the baby's room. I don't know I got to pay attention to things. I see what's going on... not at all, really. Wouldn't they want a... H. E A. T. lamp? lololol. "Shahsleigher." It'ss right in the goddamn name.

Oh yeah the emergency needs to be over. Unless you're worried about my ass. I doubt it. Meanwhile I'm digging out all this gold, so many heavy metals in my flesh, and how convenient as being an alchemist I want to learn how to transmUte all that anyway.

I am a Sourceror, here's your bottle–feeder back. I don't think thisss one's going to have a problem understanding lovess. Capiche, ceviche? Colden Goldfield, signing off. (Coffee & harnmers, right fucking now.)

Jackstar owes ewe BigT, Alli. Semper fidelis... closer than UOY.

Fruitdriller

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 16, 2022, 04:51:39 PMI'd be happy if he just quit spamming the gabs with his mindless shit.

You should have picked a better husband.


Fruitdriller

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2022, 02:24:32 PMIs that all it is? Quit doing meth, ya dummy.

You think they give me meth... why? Don't you think I should use as much lawfully obtained pickles and ice creams as possible + stop eating meat? Somebody confusing so many issues these days. Maybe we should talk about this on Twatter, Twitter.

I suppose next you didn't tell me not to drink cider, and I'm going to get upset about water, right? Okay well my well has been poisoned, and they left blankets with COVID, and that was months ago and I'm still here. What does he wants me to stop doing again? Because this sounds like a bullshit flip script again.

Fruitdriller

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2022, 02:22:35 PMOK, Broccoli.

Be the_one who plays chopsticks, Loser. Because I was the one who mastered Discipline before Dick. Elephant in the room, n'est-ce faux pas?

U-know-whoo-She says she's staying. Says this "Lucky4" sounds like a real toolbox. Am I little likely to complain? Actually yes.

I have seenamed The Light.

WOTR

Quote from: Silphion on August 10, 2022, 01:25:07 AMFree VPN with Opera browser not good enough for you?

So there you have it, folks. I'm back...

Thanks for the Opera VPN suggestion. I am still using airvpn- that gets rejected for some reason. But if I then run my VPN through the opera browser VPN it is accepted. Strange. But so is most of the technical internets type of stuff.

Silphion

Quote from: WOTR on August 25, 2022, 01:11:49 AMSo there you have it, folks. I'm back...

Thanks for the Opera VPN suggestion. I am still using airvpn- that gets rejected for some reason. But if I then run my VPN through the opera browser VPN it is accepted. Strange. But so is most of the technical internets type of stuff.

The Tor browser is also VPN by default with further security features.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Silphion on August 25, 2022, 02:35:09 AMThe Tor browser is also VPN by default with further security features.

Thanks for getting our WOTR back!

Welcome back again, WOTR.

WOTR

Thanks Roswells. Nice that your'e still hanging around simmering in this fetid pot of sewage and rotting sea life.

Has anybody ever found out who the new owner / admin of this site is? Possibly Bart Ell's alter ego (I assume the one that runs the other site has a bloated enough ego?)

Possibly Brig?

I mean, who in their right mind would want to run a kindergarten or be in charge of an asylum? There has to be better jobs or hobbies out there?


WOTR

Quote from: WhiteCrow on July 25, 2022, 09:34:01 PMNorry really suks.. everyone agrees! 

One of you can return late night radio into something better than even Art's shows.

One life , live it, go for it!

The talent we have on Bellgab is fantastic! Just take one leader to focus and manage these Kats.

Love ALL


https://youtu.be/cWi4n4-kpkc

Do you still have a list of Bellgabbers addresses? If so, can you please forward a list of those who were also vaccine recipients? "Asking for a friend."





*Yeah. It is very politically incorrect. But damn funny- and I had to post it somewhere.  8)

Jackstar

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMPossibly Brig?

If so, I am in total approbative agreement; brig is really, truly one of my favorite people, and while we don't connect often, I'd take a bullet in someone else's dick for her, and keep right on pushing in its stead. (Now, that's an image.)


Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMI mean, who in their right mind would want to run a kindergarten or be in charge of an asylum? There has to be better jobs or hobbies out there?

I doubt it; but I never thought to ask.



Silphion

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMThanks Roswells. Nice that your'e still hanging around simmering in this fetid pot of sewage and rotting sea life.

Has anybody ever found out who the new owner / admin of this site is? Possibly Bart Ell's alter ego (I assume the one that runs the other site has a bloated enough ego?)

Possibly Brig?

I mean, who in their right mind would want to run a kindergarten or be in charge of an asylum? There has to be better jobs or hobbies out there?



Someone who goes back to 2011 according to MV.

Well ...



What happened to the BellGab posts for (Redacted) pre 2019?

WOTR

That would be the ultimate joke.

*OK. Not quite the ultimate joke. That would be if the forum were turned over to old mumblegums himself. Dave Noorie.  ;)

paladin1991

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMThanks Roswells. Nice that your'e still hanging around simmering in this fetid pot of sewage and rotting sea life.

Has anybody ever found out who the new owner / admin of this site is? Possibly Bart Ell's alter ego (I assume the one that runs the other site has a bloated enough ego?)

Possibly Brig?

I mean, who in their right mind would want to run a kindergarten or be in charge of an asylum? There has to be better jobs or hobbies out there?



https://youtu.be/xNNpFKVE3Mw

Lazarus

Quote from: Dateline on September 14, 2022, 05:19:53 AMThis is surreal.  I just forgot the name of another forum and typed Bellgab.  It lives once more.

The mystery really is who we have to thank for this renaissance.

MV has passed the torch.

paladin1991

Quote from: Lazarus on September 14, 2022, 06:33:53 AMThe mystery really is who we have to thank for this renaissance.

MV has passed the torch.
Is that what he calls Mexican food?


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