and why come Haddad never got no bikini girl?
He wasn't supposed to dodge the laser curtain which wasn't supposed to fizzle out and no one expected that he'd become an instant fan favorite, seemingly by dumb luck. It was supposed to be "White Man" and "Price." What the fuck, "Haddad?" Had your dad? What the fuck does that even mean?
At that point, it would have been counterproductive to admit at certain board meetings that certain demographics were being catered to more than others.
Meanwhile, do you people have any idea how disappointed I was in that film? In the book, the protagonist is one of the most badass motherfuckers that has ever lived. In the filck--Ah-nold in a spandex jumpsuit. Disappointing. It was years before I realized, "Oh, they probably didn't want people getting the idea that the only thing that matters is family."
This is just speculation, but ever since Grapefruit told me that S. King is a pedo--and we know he used to do coke, and do we think he used needles? Let's ask him, and then hassle him about Sherlock Holmes--I've been revisiting some of my old assumptions.
Like, for example... "does she really think I can't tell the difference between a demon and an ancestor? What makes her such an expert? Oh, right--(CLASSIFIED).
Adorable." This is straight out of my diary, people. I've got to keep myself occupied somehow for the next 12 or so days.
After that, time to get back on Facebook, and make my rounds. I can literally hardly wait. "Are you ready for Biden to commit suicide, or are you still ready for Hillary? Can it be both?" It is my hope to get all 36 of my Facebook accounts banned in less than 72 minutes. Wish me luck, and smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
p.s.: I bet you wondered if I'd notice.
You're welcome.
