VAXXED!!!! Who will it be?

Started by paladin1991, December 17, 2020, 09:36:46 PM

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paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Not me but I know someone personally that recently took the first injection.  Shits. Raging shits. As in Golytely, clean out your guts for Colonoscopy type of shits.
After he got past that seems fine so far but make sure you have the appropriate supplies on hand.



Any fever with the shits? 

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 05, 2021, 12:34:47 PM
Any fever with the shits?

Negative. Just the green apple splatters.  Maybe round two for the fever?

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:36:45 PM
Negative. Just the green apple splatters.  Maybe round two for the fever?
If you don't mind, keep us apprised of the situation.  Things like secondary symptoms, delay in second injection, etc.
Thanks for the update. 


I know first responders and med personnel are starting to get their shots up here.  But not the 'essentials.'  And I'm not sure about the elderly.

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 05, 2021, 12:47:24 PM
If you don't mind, keep us apprised of the situation.  Things like secondary symptoms, delay in second injection, etc.
Thanks for the update. 


I know first responders and med personnel are starting to get their shots up here.  But not the 'essentials.'  And I'm not sure about the elderly.

Will do. This dude works over at Duke Med -  the big hospital here. Also Miller who posts here and on Ellgab has had the vaccine as well - in case you missed it.

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:57:29 PM
Will do. This dude works over at Duke Med -  the big hospital here. Also Miller who posts here and on Ellgab has had the vaccine as well - in case you missed it.
Are you shitting me?  Slurpee jockey miller got his shot b4 the winos on skid row Lost Angeles?  Fuck that turd.  Little Chris has got to be having fucking seizures over this.

Jackstar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Not me but I know someone personally that recently took the first injection.

JUNKIE DETECTED

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:57:29 PM
Will do. This dude works over at Duke Med -  the big hospital here. Also Miller who posts here and on Ellgab has had the vaccine as well - in case you missed it.
Thank God the legacy of Star Wars will remain safe.


whoozit

I am making the sacrifice to be the last person to be vaccinated so others can be saved before me.  Let me know when it is my turn.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: whoozit on January 05, 2021, 05:12:49 PM
I am making the sacrifice to be the last person to be vaccinated so others can be saved before me.  Let me know when it is my turn.

Shouldn’t you be immune, having died from it a few times now?

pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 05, 2021, 07:54:48 PM
Shouldn’t you be immune, having died from it a few times now?

That is a good one, Coach!



Surly, you have not had any mal-indicta affects/effects John Frum Annie Thus>?

N. S.

-p

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on January 07, 2021, 02:50:20 AM
That is a good one, Coach!



Surly, you have not had any mal-indicta affects/effects John Frum Annie Thus>?

N. S.

-p

Not a fan of Trump?

pate


whoozit

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Shits. Raging shits. As in Golytely, clean out your guts for Colonoscopy type of shits.
Golytely is my go to weekend beverage of choice.

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on January 05, 2021, 05:12:49 PM
I am making the sacrifice to be the last person to be vaccinated so others can be saved before me.  Let me know when it is my turn.
I’m making the sacrifice to let others go first to see if it’s just their hair that falls off or something even worse.

ItsOver

At the rate they seem to be vaccinating and the spread rate, herd immunity will be reached before I get to sign up.

whoozit

Quote from: ItsOver on January 07, 2021, 01:01:47 PM
I’m making the sacrifice to let others go first to see if it’s just their hair that falls off or something even worse.
That’s my story and I am sticking to it.  My excuse seems selfless while yours seems like you only care about yourself.

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on January 07, 2021, 01:11:07 PM
That’s my story and I am sticking to it.  My excuse seems selfless while yours seems like you only care about yourself.


“That’s true!”

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:57:29 PM
Will do. This dude works over at Duke Med -  the big hospital here. Also Miller who posts here and on Ellgab has had the vaccine as well - in case you missed it.

Paladin - that guy I know got the second round. Arm was more sore at the injection site than is usual and he felt 'off' for a couple of days afterwards.

Senda discusses his experience with the vaccine right at the beginning of this video. His mouth turned into a burning ring of fire. Didn't slow him down much. He immediately then unboxes some electronic shit that he doesn't need and can't make work. So all is back to normal with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvh21DX_BzM

stevesh

My sister (50-ish, excellent health and fitness, works in the publishing industry) got the first shot last week. She jumped the line because her son works for a Walgreens. He called her and said that if she could get there by 6, she'd get vaccinated. She talked to the nurse about it, who told her that a lot of people who work at the places where vaccinations are being offered are bringing in relatives and even friends to get the shots.

Both she and my 70-year-old cousin said that the side effects were mostly fatigue and headaches, lasting about a week.

I'm 72 and have some health issues, and the State of Michigan tells me there are 660,000 people ahead of me in the line.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: stevesh on February 16, 2021, 09:37:08 AM
My sister (50-ish, excellent health and fitness, works in the publishing industry) got the first shot last week. She jumped the line because her son works for a Walgreens. He called her and said that if she could get there by 6, she'd get vaccinated. She talked to the nurse about it, who told her that a lot of people who work at the places where vaccinations are being offered are bringing in relatives and even friends to get the shots.

Both she and my 70-year-old cousin said that the side effects were mostly fatigue and headaches, lasting about a week.

I'm 72 and have some health issues, and the State of Michigan tells me there are 660,000 people ahead of me in the line.

And what about when the vaccine doesn’t protect you from the next variant or the one after that? Vaccines 4 life?

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 09:54:40 AM
And what about when the vaccine doesn’t protect you from the next variant or the one after that? Vaccines 4 life?

Here doc in case Salty or Doug Tenaple don't get around to covering this subject, I just read an article that addresses this:

QuoteWhen viruses undergo a substantial costume change, it can disrupt this iterative process. It’s a big part of why flu vaccines have to be updated every year, Ellebedy said: “We are always trying to catch up with the virus.”

But coronaviruses mutate far more slowly than flu viruses do. And this new one has yet to undergo a makeover that fully neuters the vaccines we’ve developed against it. “I think there’s probably a very small probability that there will be complete escape,” David Masopust, an immunologist at the University of Minnesota, told me.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/02/antibody-evolution/618004/

Some companies are working on specific vaccines for each variant, likely to position themselves in case one becomes the dominant strain.   I understand right there is a "very small probability" it will need to be a new vaccine every year like the flu, given to vulnerable people and health-care workers, most of whom get an annual shot anyway.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 16, 2021, 10:40:55 AM
Here doc in case Salty or Doug Tenaple don't get around to covering this subject, I just read an article that addresses this:

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/02/antibody-evolution/618004/

Some companies are working on specific vaccines for each variant, likely to position themselves in case one becomes the dominant strain.   I understand right there is a "very small probability" it will need to be a new vaccine every year like the flu, given to vulnerable people and health-care workers, most of whom get an annual shot anyway.

Right. So, like I said vaccines for this 4 life. Also, this approach is like throwing darts at a dart board. Doctors try to guess the 3 or 4 strains they think will be problematic in the coming season and hope they hit the bullseye. They rarely do though. I used to get flu shots but found that I got the flu more when I did. I almost never get it now that I stopped doing that.

P.S. Stop posting MSM shit like it’s objective truth. It is not, which is why we need people like Salty and Tennapel to do the job the media should be doing but are too soldout to.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 10:46:48 AM
I used to get flu shots

Needles. Personally, I eschew all vax, except for tetanus. That one seems reasonable. However, I believe the problem is the manufacturing protocols. I do not think the "RFID mind control chip vaccine" meme is an impossibility. At the minimum, who knows? At the maximum, why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.

Mom talked me into the flu shot twice. The first time, I got sick. "Mom, what the fuck?" Grumble grumble grumble. The second time: "Hey, Jesus, tell you what, I will fix my immune system, while You tell my mother to fuck right off." I think He ended up handling both of those after some further deep contemplation in heavy prayer, which at that time (90s), meant consuming vast quantities of my own semen. As much as could be possible for A Disciplined And Superior Man. A Self-Made Man. An Actualized Man. I didn't have a protocol at that point. I never really understood why I would want to live very long at that age anyway, but I figured if my immune system couldn't handle the flu, well, fuck it, just let it shoot me deadly.


Yes, it's true: I consider my own semen to be much more effective medicine than a flu shot. No needles required--but I'm going to need a minute alone, Boys.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 10:46:48 AM
Right. So, like I said vaccines for this 4 life. Also, this approach is like throwing darts at a dart board. Doctors try to guess the 3 or 4 strains they think will be problematic in the coming season and hope they hit the bullseye. They rarely do though. I used to get flu shots but found that I got the flu more when I did. I almost never get it now that I stopped doing that.


So, those of you who are persuaded it is just the flu will continue to treat it like the flu.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 16, 2021, 10:58:49 AM
So, those of you who are persuaded it is just the flu will continue to treat it like the flu.

What flu? Have you not noticed that flu morbidity is almost non-existent this past year along with other morbidities like heart disease? People only die from covid now. ::)

Jackstar

You two didn't get the download about the nanotech and the Divine cancelling of the last five Seals, huh? Adorable.

COVID isn't the virus that started the fire. That was SARS-CoV2. That's long gone. The new bioweapon is a Godly bioweapon. What? Just take care of yourself as usual and wash your hands after licking.

Long story short, stop worrying.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 10:46:48 AM
P.S. Stop posting MSM shit like it’s objective truth. It is not, which is why we need people like Salty and Tennapel to do the job the media should be doing but are too soldout to.

There is no objective truth here, people are all guessing because the virus is new -- hence "novel".  So are the vaccines.  But my particular bias is toward sources that tell people to Calm The Fuck Down because that is rare in both MSM and alt-media.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 11:01:00 AM
What flu? Have you not noticed that flu morbidity is almost non-existent this past year along with other morbidities like heart disease? People only die from covid now. ::)

Hardly surprising if people are staying away from each other and sanitizing like crazy fools.  There is some funny stuff going on with death rates for some causes but, so long as the deaths attributed to covid are closely matching the "excess deaths" (more deaths than average) for the past year, covid is the likely reason since that is what is different.

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 16, 2021, 07:17:28 AM
Paladin - that guy I know got the second round. Arm was more sore at the injection site than is usual and he felt 'off' for a couple of days afterwards.

Senda discusses his experience with the vaccine right at the beginning of this video. His mouth turned into a burning ring of fire. Didn't slow him down much. He immediately then unboxes some electronic shit that he doesn't need and can't make work. So all is back to normal with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvh21DX_BzM

Well, 'burning ring of fire' huh?   Must take him back to his days in prison.  Back when Bubba and the fellas used and abused our stalwart hero.  A spit roasting if I recall.

paladin1991

Quote from: stevesh on February 16, 2021, 09:37:08 AM
My sister (50-ish, excellent health and fitness, works in the publishing industry) got the first shot last week. She jumped the line because her son works for a Walgreens. He called her and said that if she could get there by 6, she'd get vaccinated. She talked to the nurse about it, who told her that a lot of people who work at the places where vaccinations are being offered are bringing in relatives and even friends to get the shots.

Both she and my 70-year-old cousin said that the side effects were mostly fatigue and headaches, lasting about a week.

I'm 72 and have some health issues, and the State of Michigan tells me there are 660,000 people ahead of me in the line.
Shit Steve, maybe you will get lucky and die b4 the vaxx.  Just kidding.

Do you you want the vaxx?  Do you currently take flu shots?  And lastly, is your sister single? 

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