The Adventures Of Wayfarer & Qlergy Into Across & Through The Fifth Dimension

Started by Jackstar, December 07, 2020, 04:43:12 PM

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Quote from: Jackstar on January 05, 2021, 12:20:49 AM
I guess she's given up on the hashtags.

I'm sleepy. And I think you are excellent without them. Xoxoxen ⭐💙⭐💙⭐


Quote from: a-bloo-bloo Gene on January 11, 2021, 04:23:29 PM
Dave's not here.

Yeah, of course he wants this to re-title, re-brand, and re-launch. What do you think? Who else is he gonna wanna put the hot spot lights on--Kansas "Wiley" Stafford? Fuck that guy, he's old and busted... so, yeah, you probably, at one point or another, did. I told you, Shadow Twat--you're a public figure now, and imagining that, even for an instant, that any of that is something I had something to do with, is kinda beyond the scope of your problem. This is a simple fact of life of your life now, and it is one that you will quickly adapt to and learn to deal with quite easily, I am sure. I know this, with absolute certitude, because I once had to deal with the same struggle, and if I can do it, you can do it too leave your children with, to, and/or for a local Sasquatch Den and flee the civilized world with me to the hills of The Volga. There is no way one could not find the sound of that at least a little tempting. Leave the shoe tree.

QuoteLo Pan: Then Ching Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted!
Jack Burton: And go off to rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first huh?

What can I say? Moving forward, you have options. That's more than a lot of people in Life can say, and it's not all that much of a detriment to many. Oh, right, ADHD--many phenomenal options, itty-bitty thinking space. Bummer, that shit happens. But in My demesne--the fucking real world--gaslighting is no longer one of them. Ye were warned--fair warning. Wayfarer warning. (Let me guess, you never knew what that little red light on the wall in the broom closet in the sub-master-basement access corridor was even for, did you? Yeah, well, me neither, THAT IS BECAUSE I NEVER TRIED TO RUN GAME ON AN ASCENDED MASTER OF SOURCERY, THAT'S WHY. IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE ANY KIND OF ANY PART OF ANY SECURITY SYSTEM OF A FOUNDATIONAL STRUCTURE TO ME EITHER.) END OF ROPE.


I do acknowledge that you are, perhaps, facing some more complex problems than I had to face in the 90s--but at least you have friends a casino.


Apparently this show is very popular. The mail room is filled with envelopes stuffed with peanuts and coins.

It would seem that someone miscalculated their jump rope length again. This is why I swear by the slide rule. Do it right the first time, then do it again... for practice flair.

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