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Started by MrHippie, November 21, 2020, 12:03:59 PM

MrHippie

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'We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,' Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab Coat
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https://babylonbee.com/news
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Some recent headlines from The Babylon Bee

-Skynet Introduces New Line Of Voting Machines

-Senate Grills Big Tech On How To Get Their Printer Working

-Portland Denny's Unveils World's First Legal Spinach & Meth Omelet

-'We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,' Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab Coat

-AOC Announces She Is Leaving Politics To Host Jeopardy

-After Wiping Out Half The Universe, Thanos Calls For Unity

-Newsom Announces Curfew So He Won't Have To Wait In Long Line At Fancy Restaurants

-Target Immediately Pulls Bible From Shelves After Church Of Satan Complains

*Staff At The Onion Reconsidering The Whole "God Thing" After Christian Based
Babylon Bee Website Leads By 10 Points In New Quinnipiac Poll


Jackstar

Quote from: MrHippie on November 21, 2020, 12:03:59 PM
-Target Immediately Pulls Bible From Shelves After Church Of Satan Complains

BLASPHEMER! LIAR!! BLASPHEMER!!!

Dr. MD MD

I like this one: Democrats Push To Keep Schools Closed So Kids Will Be Dumb Enough To Accept Socialism


pate

Babylon Bee is one of the premier news sites out there;  they occasionally scoop CNN, MSNBC and some print media.  I love it when that happens...

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albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 21, 2020, 01:07:11 PM
I like this one: Democrats Push To Keep Schools Closed So Kids Will Be Dumb Enough To Accept Socialism
That is totally 'fake news' because one of the main purposes of the public schools now is to push socialism and other leftist agendas.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on November 21, 2020, 05:46:54 PM
That is totally 'fake news' because one of the main purposes of the public schools now is to push socialism and other leftist agendas.



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