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Is Myke Posting from behind the Church's Fried Chicken Dumpster in El Centro, CA

Started by chefist, November 14, 2020, 09:26:12 PM



Dr. MD MD

Dunno, but I’m starting to think that these Rubini sock puppets may be his. ;)

Ciardelo

I was a little surprised when I heard the news about Myke's ass cancer. It's brave men like him who can share so candidly to help others.

These alts seem to be posting in concert with him tho.


chefist

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 14, 2020, 09:38:05 PM
I was a little surprised when I heard the news about Myke's ass cancer. It's brave men like him who can share so candidly to help others.

These alts seem to be posting in concert with him tho.

LOL...he went from 85 to 93 live listeners!  ;D

Tootsie

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 14, 2020, 09:28:54 PM
Dunno, but I’m starting to think that these Rubini sock puppets may be his. ;)

One of them stole my avatar  >:( :'(


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 14, 2020, 09:38:05 PM
I was a little surprised when I heard the news about Myke's ass cancer. It's brave men like him who can share so candidly to help others.

These alts seem to be posting in concert with him tho.

Must’ve been from all the anal sex he had as a Mexican male prostitute.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 14, 2020, 09:45:00 PM
Must’ve been from all the anal sex he had as a Mexican male prostitute.

He said cancer comes from God. So...


Silphion

Quote from: Tootsie on November 14, 2020, 09:40:32 PM
One of them stole my avatar  >:( :'(

There is only one evil Rubini, though his name is Legion.
Both Azz and Ciardelo have been boldly victimized the same.
Master Rubini and his unctuous acolyte Corona Kitty hatched
their plan only a short time ago to unleash the dogs of war.
The intent, presumably, to antagonize the denizens of BellGab.

Tootsie

Quote from: Silphion on November 14, 2020, 10:02:55 PM
There is only one evil Rubini, though his name is Legion.
Both Azz and Ciardelo have been boldly victimized the same.
Master Rubini and his unctuous acolyte Corona Kitty hatched
their plan only a short time ago to unleash the dogs of war.
The intent, presumably, to antagonize the denizens of BellGab.

  Yes, the devil has many names...I am a victim too  8)


Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 14, 2020, 09:59:40 PM
God was fucking him in the ass?! Bold, sacrilegious statement!

Well, I didn't say it, Myke did. He's exceedingly profane you know.

And I just now learned, very unctuous.


chefist

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 14, 2020, 10:08:35 PM
Well, I didn't say it, Myke did. He's exceedingly profane you know.

And I just now learned, very unctuous.

Where?





K_Dubb

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 14, 2020, 09:38:05 PM
I was a little surprised when I heard the news about Myke's ass cancer. It's brave men like him who can share so candidly to help others.

Michael Decon has a very nice ass!  Here, I wrote a poem about it:

No bungholes of the earth surpass
The fame of Michael Decon's ass.
A spring the thirsty traveler seeks
That nestles there between his cheeks,
Its care and keeping so pristine
That ne'er a trace of poo is seen,
Far less should ugly cancer mar
That perfect, hairless, wrinkled star!
It speaks in tones and odors sweet,
Each burbling note a song complete,
But woe if you are in its path
When he calls forth its voice of wrath!
Each ripping blow a big bass drum
That punctures Time's continuum,
Like Heimdal's Horn and Jove's Last Trump
Was emanating from his rump!
No, for beauty, scent, and strength of gas,
There is no equal to his ass.

Corona Kitty

Had no idea that your feelings were still hurt.

Not surprised. (LOL)





Corona Kitty

Quote from: chefist on November 14, 2020, 11:35:18 PM
You lose...
Bwahaha


Quite the contrary, your wife left you. Your kids are gone, you haven't gotten laid since Obama was in office.



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