So apparently the major news outlets cut the President of the United States off and dropped the feed while he was speaking. Can this stuff get any weirder?
Makes you wonder if the whole thing is some sort of fucked up
Truman Show kind of deal and somewhere out there, Whitley Strieber's rapists are laughing their balls off at it.
You've got a dude that bronzes his head, that once had a popular reality TV show with a super model for a wife. He runs for President, whips like 18 other professional politicians somehow in the primary and beats an opposition candidate hand picked by one of the most fearsome political machines on the planet. Re-election time comes around and a pandemic comes out of China. The Chinese get on top of it by welding the infected into their homes while most of the rest of the world struggles with it for months. This time the reality TV show guy is up against an opponent that is almost 80 and once had the top of his head sawed off to save his life. Age or long term effects of the surgery have had an effect, as he babbles about some hood called Corn Pop while out on the stump. Damning audio comes out against the sawed off head dude where he threatens another nation to not investigate corruption that his family is involved in but no one cares. As the election races heats up suddenly the reality TV show guy who bronzes his face is struck down with the pandemic virus. It is especially hard on men, those who are over weight and those who are over 70. Reality TV show guy ticks all of the above and he is admitted into the hospital. Only to come out in a matter of a day or two like a damn tiger. Holding multiple rallies around the country - sometimes 4 or 5 in a single day, in front of crowds of tens of thousands. Meanwhile, sawed off head guy holds rallies in front of a couple of dozen people who have to sit in folding chairs that are inside chalked circles on the ground. Then the running mate of sawed off head guy starts showing up at campaign events so sloshed that they have to hide her and use a body double that only vaguely looks like her at events. Suddenly, "America's Mayor" teams up with some freaky looking Chinese guy and starts slowly leaking videos and pictures of sawed off head guys son dicking down well....let's see. His dead brother's wife, his dead brother's daughter (allegedly), Obama's daughters, Lady Gaga, Mulan and half the prostitutes on both coasts. After most of the pictures are released then all kinds of suspicious emails, financial records and text messages are released but no one cares because the dick pix have spoiled any impact they might have had.
Then the election occurs and the reality TV show guy who bronzes wins but he loses. A huge mess occurs with ballots being found under rocks, others being burned and one being cast by someone who was born in 1823. You couldn't make up the story line if you tried.
Oh and that reality TV show guy who bronzes? His Vice is the living embodiment of the greatest cartoon character ever: Race Bannon
