Election Night 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, November 03, 2020, 06:41:03 PM

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Asuka Langley

I hope he gives twice as many goybux to Israel in his second term #$$$



Catsmile

#AllVotesMatter
#Shocking !!!1


albrecht

Quote from: Catsmile on November 05, 2020, 07:03:13 PM
#AllVotesMatter
#Shocking !!!1


I can't speak for others but I never said that illegal lives mattered with regard to the census and Congressional apportionment. Likewise illegal votes shouldn't be counted, or matter.


Asuka Langley

Libtards actually thought they could get away with it but the absence of #watermarks will be their undoing

https://twitter.com/Pr0xifier/status/1324250283531264001

ItsOver

If you think it’s fun now, wait until this new and improved voting system is used to flip the Senate in the Georgia runoffs. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/control-of-the-senate-heads-into-overtime-as-georgia-braces-for-runoff-elections/ar-BB1aJTMH

So apparently the major news outlets cut the President of the United States off and dropped the feed while he was speaking.  Can this stuff get any weirder?

Makes you wonder if the whole thing is some sort of fucked up Truman Show kind of deal and somewhere out there, Whitley Strieber's rapists are laughing their balls off at it.

You've got a dude that bronzes his head, that once had a popular reality TV show with a super model for a wife. He runs for President, whips like 18 other professional politicians somehow in the primary and beats an opposition candidate hand picked by one of the most fearsome political machines on the planet. Re-election time comes around and a pandemic comes out of China. The Chinese get on top of it by welding the infected into their homes while most of the rest of the world  struggles with it for months. This time the reality TV show guy is up against an opponent that is almost 80 and once had the top of his head sawed off to save his life. Age or long term effects of the surgery have had an effect, as he babbles about some hood called Corn Pop while out on the stump. Damning audio comes out against the sawed off head dude where he threatens another nation to not investigate corruption that his family is involved in but no one cares. As the election races heats up suddenly the reality TV show guy who bronzes his face is struck down with the pandemic virus. It is especially hard on men, those who are over weight and those who are over 70.  Reality TV show guy ticks all of the above and he is admitted into the hospital. Only to come out in a matter of a day or two like a damn tiger. Holding multiple rallies around the country - sometimes 4 or 5 in a single day, in front of crowds of tens of thousands. Meanwhile, sawed off head guy holds rallies in front of a couple of dozen people who have to sit in folding chairs that are inside chalked circles on the ground.  Then the running mate of sawed off head guy starts showing up at campaign events so sloshed that they have to hide her and use a body double that only vaguely looks like her at events. Suddenly, "America's Mayor" teams up with some freaky looking Chinese guy and starts slowly leaking videos and pictures of sawed off head guys son dicking down well....let's see. His dead brother's wife, his dead brother's daughter (allegedly), Obama's daughters, Lady Gaga, Mulan and half the prostitutes on both coasts.  After most of the pictures are released then all kinds of suspicious emails, financial records and text messages are released but no one cares because the dick pix have spoiled any impact they might have had.

Then the election occurs and the reality TV show guy who bronzes wins but he loses. A huge mess occurs with ballots being found under rocks, others being burned and one being cast by someone who was born in 1823. You couldn't make up the story line if you tried.

Oh and that reality TV show guy who bronzes? His Vice is the living embodiment of the greatest cartoon character ever: Race Bannon


Asuka Langley

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 05, 2020, 07:17:50 PM
So apparently the major news outlets cut the President of the United States off and dropped the feed while he was speaking.  Can this stuff get any weirder?

Makes you wonder if the whole thing is some sort of fucked up Truman Show kind of deal and somewhere out there, Whitley Strieber's rapists are laughing their balls off at it.

You've got a dude that bronzes his head, that once had a popular reality TV show with a super model for a wife. He runs for President, whips like 18 other professional politicians somehow in the primary and beats an opposition candidate hand picked by one of the most fearsome political machines on the planet. Re-election time comes around and a pandemic comes out of China. The Chinese get on top of it by welding the infected into their homes while most of the rest of the world  struggles with it for months. This time the reality TV show guy is up against an opponent that is almost 80 and once had the top of his head sawed off to save his life. Age or long term effects of the surgery have had an effect, as he babbles about some hood called Corn Pop while out on the stump. Damning audio comes out against the sawed off head dude where he threatens another nation to not investigate corruption that his family is involved in but no one cares. As the election races heats up suddenly the reality TV show guy who bronzes his face is struck down with the pandemic virus. It is especially hard on men, those who are over weight and those who are over 70.  Reality TV show guy ticks all of the above and he is admitted into the hospital. Only to come out in a matter of a day or two like a damn tiger. Holding multiple rallies around the country - sometimes 4 or 5 in a single day, in front of crowds of tens of thousands. Meanwhile, sawed off head guy holds rallies in front of a couple of dozen people who have to sit in folding chairs that are inside chalked circles on the ground.  Then the running mate of sawed off head guy starts showing up at campaign events so sloshed that they have to hide her and use a body double that only vaguely looks like her at events. Then "America's Mayor" teams up with some freaky looking Chinese guy and starts slowly leaking videos and pictures of sawed off head guys son dicking down well....let's see. His dead brother's wife, his dead brother's daughter (allegedly), Obama's daughters, Lady Gaga, Mulan and half the prostitutes on both coasts.  After most of the pictures are released then all kinds of suspicious emails, financial records and text messages are released but no one cares because the dick pix have spoiled any impact they might have had.

Then the election occurs and the reality TV show guy who bronzes wins but he loses. A huge mess occurs with ballots being found under rocks, others being burned and one being cast by someone who was born in 1823. You couldn't make up the story line if you tried.

Oh and that reality TV show guy who bronzes? His Vice is the living embodiment of the greatest cartoon character ever: Race Bannon




Catsmile

Quote from: albrecht on November 05, 2020, 07:11:56 PM
I can't speak for others but I never said that illegal lives mattered with regard to the census and Congressional apportionment. Likewise illegal votes shouldn't be counted, or matter.

#DitryDiseasedIllegalVotes
#CitationNeeded

#ImagineFearing&ReactingToEverythingDearLeaderSpews
#TheImaginaryOtherIsOutToGetUs!
#HowExhausting
#Sad

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 05, 2020, 07:17:50 PM
So apparently the major news outlets cut the President of the United States off and dropped the feed while he was speaking.  Can this stuff get any weirder?

Makes you wonder if the whole thing is some sort of fucked up Truman Show kind of deal and somewhere out there, Whitley Strieber's rapists are laughing their balls off at it.

You've got a dude that bronzes his head, that once had a popular reality TV show with a super model for a wife. He runs for President, whips like 18 other professional politicians somehow in the primary and beats an opposition candidate hand picked by one of the most fearsome political machines on the planet. Re-election time comes around and a pandemic comes out of China. The Chinese get on top of it by welding the infected into their homes while most of the rest of the world  struggles with it for months. This time the reality TV show guy is up against an opponent that is almost 80 and once had the top of his head sawed off to save his life. Age or long term effects of the surgery have had an effect, as he babbles about some hood called Corn Pop while out on the stump. Damning audio comes out against the sawed off head dude where he threatens another nation to not investigate corruption that his family is involved in but no one cares. As the election races heats up suddenly the reality TV show guy who bronzes his face is struck down with the pandemic virus. It is especially hard on men, those who are over weight and those who are over 70.  Reality TV show guy ticks all of the above and he is admitted into the hospital. Only to come out in a matter of a day or two like a damn tiger. Holding multiple rallies around the country - sometimes 4 or 5 in a single day, in front of crowds of tens of thousands. Meanwhile, sawed off head guy holds rallies in front of a couple of dozen people who have to sit in folding chairs that are inside chalked circles on the ground.  Then the running mate of sawed off head guy starts showing up at campaign events so sloshed that they have to hide her and use a body double that only vaguely looks like her at events. Suddenly, "America's Mayor" teams up with some freaky looking Chinese guy and starts slowly leaking videos and pictures of sawed off head guys son dicking down well....let's see. His dead brother's wife, his dead brother's daughter (allegedly), Obama's daughters, Lady Gaga, Mulan and half the prostitutes on both coasts.  After most of the pictures are released then all kinds of suspicious emails, financial records and text messages are released but no one cares because the dick pix have spoiled any impact they might have had.

Then the election occurs and the reality TV show guy who bronzes wins but he loses. A huge mess occurs with ballots being found under rocks, others being burned and one being cast by someone who was born in 1823. You couldn't make up the story line if you tried.

Oh and that reality TV show guy who bronzes? His Vice is the living embodiment of the greatest cartoon character ever: Race Bannon


Welcome to the new America.  Vote often.

whoozit

I’m waiting for Trump to challenge Joe to a no rules steel cage match for the Presidency, best of three falls. Unless they use a tranquilizer gun on Trump he can’t lose.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 05, 2020, 05:18:03 PM
No piercings or tatoos and, contrary to the rumors, not nubian. Also, you’re the sneering, racist shitbag.

Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?




Corona Kitty

Quote from: whoozit on November 05, 2020, 07:27:58 PM
I’m waiting for Trump to challenge Joe to a no rules steel cage match for the Presidency, best of three falls. Unless they use a tranquilizer gun on Trump he can’t lose.






ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 07:32:49 PM
Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?
This used to be the absolute best smooth jazz station.



In LA. 

whoozit

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 07:32:49 PM
Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?
I pray every night for Kenny G’s fingers to fall off.

albrecht

Quote from: whoozit on November 05, 2020, 07:27:58 PM
I’m waiting for Trump to challenge Joe to a no rules steel cage match for the Presidency, best of three falls. Unless they use a tranquilizer gun on Trump he can’t lose.
No tranquilizer GUN but a mysterious Oriental manager, funded by the Chicoms, will spit a green mist into Trump's face and the special referee will not see anything untoward and count Trump out. The special referee wil then remove mask. It is Billary! She takes out some brass knuckles from her crotch and dispatches Biden and claim the championship   Presidency and the 'manager' will remove his Oriental ceremonial cloak and it turns out to be Xi!

Asuka Langley

Quote from: whoozit on November 05, 2020, 07:43:13 PM
I pray every night for Kenny G’s fingers to fall off.

anti-Semitic

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on November 05, 2020, 07:43:13 PM
I pray every night for Kenny G’s fingers to fall off.
Pray for baldness.  Look what happened to this guy.








Asuka Langley

Quote from: ItsOver on November 05, 2020, 07:47:16 PM
Pray for baldness.  Look what happened to this guy.



What happened to Harold?


whoozit

Quote from: ItsOver on November 05, 2020, 07:47:16 PM
Pray for baldness.  Look what happened to this guy.
Baldness won’t prevent him from playing.  Perhaps I should also pray for his toes to fall off too just in case.

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on November 05, 2020, 07:50:47 PM
Baldness won’t prevent him from playing.  Perhaps I should also pray for his toes to fall off too just in case.
Yeah, but the trauma might paralyze him.

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 05, 2020, 07:17:50 PM
So apparently the major news outlets cut the President of the United States off and dropped the feed while he was speaking.  Can this stuff get any weirder?

Makes you wonder if the whole thing is some sort of fucked up Truman Show kind of deal and somewhere out there, Whitley Strieber's rapists are laughing their balls off at it.

You've got a dude that bronzes his head, that once had a popular reality TV show with a super model for a wife. He runs for President, whips like 18 other professional politicians somehow in the primary and beats an opposition candidate hand picked by one of the most fearsome political machines on the planet. Re-election time comes around and a pandemic comes out of China. The Chinese get on top of it by welding the infected into their homes while most of the rest of the world  struggles with it for months. This time the reality TV show guy is up against an opponent that is almost 80 and once had the top of his head sawed off to save his life. Age or long term effects of the surgery have had an effect, as he babbles about some hood called Corn Pop while out on the stump. Damning audio comes out against the sawed off head dude where he threatens another nation to not investigate corruption that his family is involved in but no one cares. As the election races heats up suddenly the reality TV show guy who bronzes his face is struck down with the pandemic virus. It is especially hard on men, those who are over weight and those who are over 70.  Reality TV show guy ticks all of the above and he is admitted into the hospital. Only to come out in a matter of a day or two like a damn tiger. Holding multiple rallies around the country - sometimes 4 or 5 in a single day, in front of crowds of tens of thousands. Meanwhile, sawed off head guy holds rallies in front of a couple of dozen people who have to sit in folding chairs that are inside chalked circles on the ground.  Then the running mate of sawed off head guy starts showing up at campaign events so sloshed that they have to hide her and use a body double that only vaguely looks like her at events. Suddenly, "America's Mayor" teams up with some freaky looking Chinese guy and starts slowly leaking videos and pictures of sawed off head guys son dicking down well....let's see. His dead brother's wife, his dead brother's daughter (allegedly), Obama's daughters, Lady Gaga, Mulan and half the prostitutes on both coasts.  After most of the pictures are released then all kinds of suspicious emails, financial records and text messages are released but no one cares because the dick pix have spoiled any impact they might have had.

Then the election occurs and the reality TV show guy who bronzes wins but he loses. A huge mess occurs with ballots being found under rocks, others being burned and one being cast by someone who was born in 1823. You couldn't make up the story line if you tried.

Oh and that reality TV show guy who bronzes? His Vice is the living embodiment of the greatest cartoon character ever: Race Bannon


It is beginning to read like some ranting "history" lesson from DD. Maybe Aquino really did release some curses before his apparent demise?

whoozit

Quote from: ItsOver on November 05, 2020, 07:52:45 PM
Yeah, but the trauma might paralyze him.
I’ll add paralysis to my prayer list, that will work too.

ItsOver

Meanwhile, in Kentucky, home of peeing dogs, guess who was elected mayor of Rabbit Hash.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/he-rolled-over-with-excitement-kentucky-town-elects-dog-as-mayor

‘He rolled over with excitement’


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 07:32:49 PM
Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?

K_Dubb, I consider jazz to be the epitome of musical creation...but smooth jazz is an abomination unto the Lord.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 05, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Meanwhile, in Kentucky, home of peeing dogs, guess who was elected mayor of Rabbit Hash.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/he-rolled-over-with-excitement-kentucky-town-elects-dog-as-mayor

‘He rolled over with excitement’

All part of the show.

Powered by SMFPacks Menu Editor Mod