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President Trump is Dyeing!

Started by Stellar, October 17, 2020, 02:31:10 PM

Be honest did you click here because you thought Trump was about to die?

Yes
No

Voting closes: March 03, 2048, 02:34:08 PM

Stellar

Gotcha!

Do you think Trump is dyeing his hair and skin?



ItsOver

Quote from: Stellar on October 17, 2020, 02:31:10 PM
Gotcha!

Do you think Trump is dyeing his hair and skin?


No.  He’s a natural orange.  Orange is bad!

albrecht

Quote from: Stellar on October 17, 2020, 02:31:10 PM
Gotcha!

Do you think Trump is dyeing his hair and skin?


UV lamp. Vitamin D increase. Helps beat Corona-Chan. Helps beat SAD in dreary NY and DC winters. UV also disinfects surfaces. Winning!

K_Dubb

I think the pumpkin-nestled-in-the-straw look is very cheerful and seasonal.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 17, 2020, 07:12:47 PM
I think the pumpkin-nestled-in-the-straw look is very cheerful and seasonal.

This post has caused me to recall that my diaphragm and its surrounding infrastructure are not getting the loving attention that such critical, life-sustaining infrastructure deserves. You've heard "he died laughing"? That shit happens.

But... not this time, Sucka!!

chefist

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 17, 2020, 07:12:47 PM
I think the pumpkin-nestled-in-the-straw look is very cheerful and seasonal.

Agreed...roasted butternut...perfect for the election season.


DanTSX

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 17, 2020, 07:12:47 PM
I think the pumpkin-nestled-in-the-straw look is very cheerful and seasonal.

Pumpkin Spice President

DanTSX

I began regular deep tanning when Trump won the nomination in 2016.  My admiration includes turning myself a healthy “orange”.  I spent most of my life a sickly pale.  But those days are gone.  I am enjoying the benefits of increased vitamin D, mood regulation from less seasonal affective disorder, and an overall healthier glow to my skin.  UV on your balls also increases production of everything your balls do including testosterone production.  Make sure your balls are orange too!

Tanning protects your skin, not destroy it.  You have to just not overdo it.


Orange is beautiful.  The orange people shall lead!


Asuka Langley

Quote from: DanTSX on October 17, 2020, 10:21:47 PM
I began regular deep tanning when Trump won the nomination in 2016.  My admiration includes turning myself a healthy “orange”.  I spent most of my life a sickly pale.  But those days are gone.  I am enjoying the benefits of increased vitamin D, mood regulation from less seasonal affective disorder, and an overall healthier glow to my skin.  UV on your balls also increases production of everything your balls do including testosterone production.  Make sure your balls are orange too!

Tanning protects your skin, not destroy it.  You have to just not overdo it.


Orange is beautiful.  The orange people shall lead!

1/10 Antifa would knock her over easy


This is a real woman


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