Topic: Was LoneVoice really Cassandra Peterson (Elvira - Mistress of the Dark)

[chefist]

I think that it was...of course, not 100% sure...

It's said that she lost her virginity to English singer Tom Jones, who reportedly wore a potato in his pants while onstage to magnify his "manhood".

I miss LoneVoice, regardless if she is Ms. Peterson or not.

Maybe if so, she can confirm the potato or not.

[Dr. MD MD]

I think that it was...of course, not 100% sure...

It's said that she lost her virginity to English singer Tom Jones, who reportedly wore a potato in his pants while onstage to magnify his "manhood".

I miss LoneVoice, regardless if she is Ms. Peterson or not.

Maybe if so, she can confirm the potato or not.

What leads you to believe this?

[chefist]

What leads you to believe this?

She had suggested as much to many at the time...wait, believe she is or isn't?

[Dr. MD MD]

She had suggested as much to many at the time...wait, believe she is or isn't?

I have no idea. I don’t think she was posting much by the time I got here. It would be cool if she was though.

[Camazotz Automat]

[chefist]

I tend to think she was...but that could just be wishful thinking.

[whoozit]

She did say she escaped from her birthday party to post on BellGab for a bit and it did correspond to the birthday of one Cassandra Peterson. Coincidence, throw away line to cause speculation?  BellGab!  <*Insert BellGab gif here*>

[chefist]

She did say she escaped from her birthday party to post on BellGab for a bit and it did correspond to the birthday of one Cassandra Peterson. Coincidence?

Cool

[Camazotz Automat]

I tend to think she was...but that could just be wishful thinking.

My private correspondence with LV was one of my favorites to materialize via bellgab. Mabuse's and Eddie Coyle's missives also rank high.

LV fed my writer's ego. The stranger, more overly textured I described some esoteric setup/adventure, the more she enjoyed it, while, I'm sure, other Bellnauts were wishing I would just STFU.  Haha

[chefist]

My private correspondence with LV was one if my favorites ho materialize via bellgab. Mabuse's and Eddie Coyle's missives also rank high.

LV fed my writer's ego. The stranger, more overly textured I described some esoteric setup/adventure, the more she enjoyed it, while, I'm sure, other Bellnauts were wishing I would just STFU.  Haha

Eddie was my personal fav as well...I feel his ghost still haunts the threads, in one form or another.

[whoozit]

I also remember LV denying she was Elvira on several occasions but I do not recall anyone asking directly if she was Cassandra.  All of this speculation reminds me of a story I read as a kid.  The hero met the three fates in the Welsh tradition and wanted answers to his questions. The fates told a story about a brown and green striped snake that came to them concerned if he was a brown snake with green stripes or a green snake with brown spots.  They told him he was an invisible snake with green and brown stripes so he wouldn’t be trodden on.  The answer doesn’t matter, the journey to the answer is what counts.

[Jackstar]

The answer doesn’t matter, the journey to the answer is what counts.

In any event, I apologize for whatever role I played in chasing all the nice people away. You can see why I am simply never invited to parties. I did not even know any of you were even having one.

[Juan]

Whoever she is, she made the greatest post in Bellgab history.

[chefist]

In any event, I apologize for whatever role I played in chasing all the nice people away. You can see why I am simply never invited to parties. I did not even know any of you were even having one.

When the party has you as the only guest, then you'll know that is your final party. No one ran anyone off of here...that was their choice. Bellgab has always been about coming and going as you please.

[chefist]

Whoever she is, she made the greatest post in Bellgab history.

Which?

[Jackstar]

No one ran anyone off of here...that was their choice.

The thirteen times I was banned led me to consider an alternate narrative, Big Guy.

[chefist]

The thirteen times I was banned led me to consider an alternate narrative, Big Guy.

Why were you banned?

[whoozit]

Why were you banned?

He came too close to letting the truth out and then MV caved to the Illuminati pressure.

[Jackstar]

No one ever bothered to tell me, so I figured everything out for myself--as you know, I know all there is to know, when one knows nothing.

[Ciardelo]

I don't see how somebody, over-posting to the tune of 100 posts a day, thus squeezing out all the oxygen in the room, could possibly run anybody off.

[chefist]

He came to close to letting the truth out and then MV caved to the Illuminati pressure.

Ha...I had no idea! 

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey, finally someone else is getting blamed for “running people off.”

[Jackstar]

He came to close to letting the truth out

Would not have this been onan's fault? Asking for a friend.

[Jackstar]

squeezing out all the oxygen in the room

You should learn to tend to houseplants. I hear ferns are nice. They really clean the air.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Clean_Air_Study

Even NASA says so. You guys love NASA, right?

[chefist]

Would not have this been onan's fault? Asking for a friend.

Onan was convinced of his own intellectual superiority and popularity...well, popularity on BG at least. 

[Jackstar]

Well, he was smarter than I--is it really his fault that he didn't have any zazz? All of all you all of you all really suck the zazz out of a room, you know.

[whoozit]

Would not have this been onan's fault? Asking for a friend.

You were Onan’s patient?  You poor bastard.

[chefist]

Well, he was smarter than I--is it really his fault that he didn't have any zazz? All of all you all of you all really suck the zazz out of a room, you know.

I guess his rumarations rang truer to you than I...never saw any IQ test results from the 4 princes of Bellgab.

[Jackstar]

You were Onan’s patient?

I am uncertain if onan had actually been patient with anyone. Nevertheless, I admired his opinion, largely for the integrity displayed when he could not make it stick. Still--it is early yet.

[Ciardelo]

zazz? WTF is zazz? Is that something Azz made up?