GabCast Show Prep Thread

[Camazotz Automat]

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Things looking like pure Melchizedekian gold.

[Jackstar]

Things looking like pure Melchizedekian gold.

I would bet that Stellar is rolling over in his padded room now.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

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I'm worried about him. He couldn't even properly pronounce Punani. Aloha

[Hog]

I believe the proliferation of catapults will go a long way to keeping the peace in our communities.  My neighbor is less likely to complain about blackberry vines growing over the fence from that patch I keep that is really a little too large to pass as a tended garden (though I do enjoy the berries) if he knows I have a small household catapult to answer those jibes he thoughtlessly tosses over the fence at me when I am back there sometimes.  Less lethal than firearms, especially if day-old baked goods are used as missiles.  It is the scalability of the ordnance that makes it extremely flexible, with a snide remark warranting something like a chiffon cake on a low arc to the back slider, while reflections on parentage might only be answerable by your common mail-order fruitcake on a steep trajectory calculated to penetrate the shingles, with a bundt to the belly-band falling somewhere in-between.

For a slogan, I propose "Don't yell; mangonel."

Reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live fake commercial for the "Yard-a-pult".

https://youtu.be/6prPrnXutKY

Poor Tippey.

peace
Hog

[Camazotz Automat]

I would bet that Stellar is rolling over in his padded room now.

This requires some heavy Medication Time music.

[AZZERAE]

I would bet that Stellar is rolling over in his padded room now.

Why do you have to constantly talk smack about good people? Is that a requirement of being a "Christian"?? Along with the piousness and bigotry???

HOWS THAT FOR SNARK BITCH

[SpaceMeowMaid]

This requires some heavy Medication Time music.

My favorite!!!! My cousin is Eddie in a local cover band!!!

[Jackstar]

Why do you have to constantly talk smack about good people?

This is a great question, and I thank you for it sincerely. This is done in order to highlight the absolute indifference I show to the thoughts and ideas expressed by other people that I have no value for--I don't talk about those people at all, and so obviously they are beneath my notice.

I would further point out that jokes like these are less funny when I have to explain them, and then I would invite you to kiss my pucker, except--I'm concerned you might take me seriously, as you seem to do with every euphemism or in-joke you've ever come across, although at this point I'm being so exaggerative of that I don't even know if I've maintained any semblance of any kind of contact with what passes for a reality around here.

I love Stellar. I know it, he doesn't, you're all wondering what the ever living f*** anybody here is even talking about--look mang, it's just that kind of place.

Post often.

[Dr. MD MD]

This is a great question, and I thank you for it sincerely. This is done in order to highlight the absolute indifference I show to the thoughts and ideas expressed by other people that I have no value for--I don't talk about those people at all, and so obviously they are beneath my notice.

I would further point out that jokes like these are less funny when I have to explain them, and then I would invite you to kiss my pucker, except--I'm concerned you might take me seriously, as you seem to do with every euphemism or in-joke you've ever come across, although at this point I'm being so exaggerative of that I don't even know if I've maintained any semblance of any kind of contact with what passes for a reality around here.

I love Stellar. I know it, he doesn't, you're all wondering what the ever living f*** anybody here is even talking about--look mang, it's just that kind of place.

Post often.

[Jackstar]

HOWS THAT FOR SNARK BITCH

Honestly, a little bit of boldface would have improved things, along with a whole boatload of exotic mustard. Do they know how to make mustard in your part of Africa? Post a selection of JPEG examples, pretty please. I am talking store shelves. I want to see price tags. Make it happen.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Honestly, a little bit of boldface would have improved things, along with a whole boatload of exotic mustard. Do they know how to make mustard in your part of Africa? Post a selection of JPEG examples, pretty please. I am talking store shelves. I want to see price tags. Make it happen.

BTW we are out of that fancy mustard from Oregon with the Trillium ovatum on the label FYI I had to finish it with my grilled sourkraut swiss sandwich xoxoxo

[chefist]

This is a great question, and I thank you for it sincerely. This is done in order to highlight the absolute indifference I show to the thoughts and ideas expressed by other people that I have no value for--I don't talk about those people at all, and so obviously they are beneath my notice.

I would further point out that jokes like these are less funny when I have to explain them, and then I would invite you to kiss my pucker, except--I'm concerned you might take me seriously, as you seem to do with every euphemism or in-joke you've ever come across, although at this point I'm being so exaggerative of that I don't even know if I've maintained any semblance of any kind of contact with what passes for a reality around here.

I love Stellar. I know it, he doesn't, you're all wondering what the ever living f*** anybody here is even talking about--look mang, it's just that kind of place.

Post often.

Well shit...I love you too.

[Walks_At_Night]

MV - thanks for the explanation on the mysterious loss of BOLD

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[b] [/b] functionality. At first I thought it was something quirky on my end, but then assumed something was busted with the SMF settings on the server. 

[ItsOver]

MV - thanks for the explanation on the mysterious loss of BOLD

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[b] [/b] functionality. At first I thought it was something quirky on my end, but then assumed something was busted with the SMF settings on the server.

Thank God Fort Rock didn’t live to see it.

[Camazotz Automat]

I had to finish it with my grilled sourkraut swiss sandwich

Damn.  That sounds excellent.

Note to self:

Next time, dress hot dogs with more flare and within a deeper palate framing to achieve brain joy while slumming it at the local park where I execute a sublime form of public theater even as I observe the response(s) of human herds.

Happy Columbus Day.

(Now that's Italian!)

[Walks_At_Night]

Thank God Fort Rock didn’t live to see it.

I think perhaps that a one off exception could have been made for the 🦂🦂  𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐲  🦂🦂

[ItsOver]

I think perhaps that a one off exception could have been made for the 🦂🦂  𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐲  🦂🦂

WE SHALL BATTLE BACK TO ULTIMATE VICTORY.  UPPERCASE UBER ALLES!

[Jackstar]

Happy Columbus Day.

BYOB.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Damn.  That sounds excellent.

Note to self:

Next time, dress hot dogs with more flare and within a deeper palate framing to achieve brain joy while slumming it at the local park where I execute a sublime form of public theater even as I observe the response(s) of human herds.

Happy Columbus Day.

(Now that's Italian!)

Happy Genocide to you too. Yes it is the best sandwich in the world. Add Pastrami if you aren't a vegetarian/pescatarian like me.

[albrecht]

Happy Genocide to you too. Yes it is the best sandwich in the world. Add Pastrami if you aren't a vegetarian/pescatarian like me.

Apparently cheese, and other dairy, is bad because theft/exploitation of cows, goats, sheep, yak, and etc. And if you think of how a cabbage feels being ripped from the ground, chopped up, and then thrown into a brine solution! And insult to injury some screaming caraway seeds are thrown in. Ugly stuff. Nobody thinks about genocide of plants. Maybe if they joined a tribe.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Apparently cheese, and other dairy, is bad because theft/exploitation of cows, goats, sheep, yak, and etc. And if you think of how a cabbage feels being ripped from the ground, chopped up, and then thrown into a brine solution! And insult to injury some screaming caraway seeds are thrown in. Ugly stuff. Nobody thinks about genocide of plants. Maybe if they joined a tribe.

Man where did you get the good drugs? I need you to pass some of that over here!

[Dr. MD MD]

Happy Genocide to you too. Yes it is the best sandwich in the world. Add Pastrami if you aren't a vegetarian/pescatarian like me.

Plant murderer! How can you live with yourself?! I wish I had some chlorophyll to throw on you.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Plant murderer! How can you live with yourself?! I wish I had some chlorophyll to throw on you.

If you only knew

[Dr. MD MD]

If you only knew

But I do.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3489624/

[ItsOver]

Plants will have their day.

[WOTR]

Now Liberace has embraced YouTube, can he tell those bastards to stop running so many fucking adverts! Every time I click on a 'seal gets eaten alive by polar bear' video I have to wade through 15 seconds of corporate bullshit first.

Adblock...

[WOTR]

2:45:00 in... Fluorescent lights cause flicker in recordings. I don't know if S.Africa runs on 50 or 60 Hz (though my guess is 50...)This means that a fluorescent light actually "flickers" 100 times a minute (providing it is 50Hz.) Your eyes don't see it, but it happens. I believe that there is a way to "fix" flickering by setting the FPS to certain settings... You would have to look it up.

Or, perhaps it was Jinn. 

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I noticed the lights flickering too. Also they keep doing that here at the Temple.
I'm going to the casino for the week. Fuck this place!

[AZZERAE]

Fuck this place!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

But I do.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3489624/

I actually knew a little about this. Good link thank you.