Those HOTFIXES are so hot in Paris right now

[Jackstar]

faggot

HOTFIX: the sight or sound of this word no longer has painfully negative connotations.
HOTFIX: Dynamic energies unaffected by the previous hotfix, now no longer maintain molecular, nor psychic cohesion. Give it up, Monkeyshines.

[Jackstar]

Just to keep it all in one place. If anyone finds one of the old ones around in the past feed, feel free to paste it in.

ALSO: Everyone may submit their own hotfixes! Keep them simple, Punylings. Simple and profane sweet.

[Jackstar]

« Reply #1 on: Today at 06:21:11 »

HOTFIX: Installed 50,000 feet of electrified razor wire in the neurosphere to help forestall the inevitable rising of the groupie tide. Sigh.

[Jackstar]

« Reply #2 on: Today at 06:22:33 »

Added a Dash button for electrified razor wire to both company and campus accounts. Fingers crossed. Hammering that button with crossed fingers. It's not a lot of defense, but it's gotta be superior to a Clinton presidency.

[Jackstar]

RoseGirl started up an "homage board" too. I wonder how it is getting along?

HOTFIX: Lasha is now capable of feeling remorse.
HOTFIX: Lasha is now overwhelmingly compelled to sincerely apologize to Jackstar for fucking him off, irrespective of his massive, throbbing penis, erect or otherwise. As an unintended side-effect, Lasha now prefers black hair. Jackstar is a generous system overload overlord.
HOTFIX: Increased spawning rate of freckled redheads by 17,001,700%. Report any unintended consequences of that to absolutely no one, just catalog delicately, and encourage them to reach for the stars.

[K_Dubb]

Added a Dash button...

Shameless pandering.

[K_Dubb]

Lasha now prefers black back hair.

I know you Hungarians.

[Jackstar]

I know you Hungarians.

They don't know me. I'm a sport. Also a monoglot. To them, I am less than human--or if not that, then, less important.

[pate]

Shameless pandering.

"We are going to fix this shit"

[Jackstar]

HOTFIX: Grapefruit is no longer allowed to access Q board without her hand being held.

[Jackstar]

HOTFIX: Grown men are now allowed to be terrified of Jackstar without automatically feeling emasculated. Traditional saving throw rules apply.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

HOTFIX: We'll be handing out dixie cups to save money on kleenex.

[Jackstar]

Approved.

Obviously, my comment here is not necessary here at all.

[Nyewalker]

Everyone Post your HOTFIXES

I thought Pate and K_Dubb were going to fix the shit

[Jackstar]

They did; and, Here I AM.