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You'd better hope that's all bullshit or you're going to end up cooked like your muffins. Singing 'Lead Kindly Light' at the church bring 'n' buy sale isn't going to cancel out all that spending of seed in sterile embraces.
They are loving embraces, you heathen! I suppose you never stop to ask those poor muskmelons how they feel about the sordid uses to which you put them.
If Jackstar was Metron it stands to reason he'd get some slut to come on and pretend they were two different people. That's very suspicious and now I'm starting to change my mind. That hooer is probably Metron too.
Look, based on this theory of yours, I highly doubt your chess game is anything to brag about. I can 100% confirm that Jackstar was never Metron. I sat in the same room with Jackstar nowhere near a device while conversing with Metron. So unless it was some type of shared login, impossible. If Jackstar was Metron, he wasn't alone... So, know the very uncooperative Jackstar, I find this to be a truly hilarious hypothesis. You're welcome.
I couldn't even grow any this year because I kept thinking the neighbours were exchanging knowing winks. It's just another example of how you people make everything sordid and nasty. Loving or not, 'Thou shalt not mess with another dude's bootyhole' is up there in the Decalogue. You will do well to remember that while you're being griddled like a pancake.
Oh you couldn't even be bothered to look it up, you scripturally illiterate baboon. Here, I will give you the reference: in Exodus 20:17 we read, "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ... ... ... ... ass." It says nothing about lending him yours when there is plowing to be done, in a neighborly sort of way.
Yes, well we all know about your neighbour. When you don't have his plums in your mouth you're watching him mow the lawn sans chemise. And, for the love of all things holy, get some proper shorts, not those abbreviated San Francisco abominations. I'm amazed they let you wander around in those things. You're a public disgrace!
Take note, Azzerae: I believe this is an important clue for unraveling the complex cosmology, in which we are all players whether we are interested or not, from which Jacky's posts emanate. In passing I observe that it shares general features with those of a couple of other formerly prolific characters here.Jacky I do not mean to do violence to your creation but attempts at interpretation are legitimate responses to all works of art.
If not Metron2267 and Karo, then whom are you suggesting?
Loving or not, 'Thou shalt not mess with another dude's bootyhole' is up there in the Decalogue.
No, your yak is my towel!!!/flex
I see that the shock treatments have had the desired effect. And, as a bonus, you've stopped stuttering. I think we should all pause to breathe a huge sigh of relief, before going back and upping the voltage.
Sounds effectively coherent to me.
But [K. Dubb is] a homo. All [gay people] do is go around buggering people and making them sad.
About as coherent as a brain damaged pre-tween throwing ice cubes at the sun.
'Thou shalt not mess with another dude's bootyhole' is up there in the Decalogue.
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