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Why can't Jackstar write a coherent post?
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2020, 06:07:36 PM »
We don't need any more glum cunts.

She was a lot more glum before she spent five minutes with me, I'll tell you what.

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« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2020, 06:09:24 PM »
At risk of being pedantic I would argue that Jacky's posts are coherent in the original sense of the word. 

Looks like someone decided they didn't want to cherish the mystery any longer. Sad!

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« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2020, 07:16:10 PM »
Looks like someone decided they didn't want to cherish the mystery any longer. Sad!

I'm sorry, Jacky.  I woke up cranky and struck at you out of nothing more than envy at your powers of invention, like critics everywhere.  You are the real bard here; I am just a hack.  Sulk for as long as you need but, please, forgive me. 

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« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2020, 07:30:14 PM »
Wow! This must’ve been what it was like when Keats and Shelley blew each other. Only on Bellgab!

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« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2020, 07:31:59 PM »
You are the real bard here; I am just a hack.

Well, cheer up! Once our highly restrictive and controlling NDAs and NCAs expire, I could teach you how to post a lot better.

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« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2020, 09:04:38 PM »
A better question is why does he post so much?  Sure, he loves us all, but, for crap’s sake, go walk the dog or stare at the mirror every once in awhile.
Or even, should I say it, Jack off?

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« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2020, 09:05:04 PM »
I'm sorry, Jacky.  I woke up cranky and struck at you out of nothing more than envy at your powers of invention, like critics everywhere.  You are the real bard here; I am just a hack.  Sulk for as long as you need but, please, forgive me.

... more like prolific katzenjammer and sock puppeteer extraordinaire.

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« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2020, 12:05:50 AM »
Because he struggles to go on without me.

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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2020, 12:24:47 AM »
Because he struggles to go on without me.

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« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2020, 12:27:36 AM »
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Careful, astute readers of this website forum will recognize that I've had samples of incoherent writing posted here long before Grapefruit ever left the orchard and was delivered to Big-City BellGab by Yours Truly.

Further: very careful readers of this website forum will recognize that I have rarely been so coherent the entire time I've been here, as I have been lately.


Reminder: I've got nothing to prove to you people. Instead, it is you all... who have proven things to me.

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« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2020, 12:43:12 AM »

Careful, astute readers of this website forum will recognize that I've had samples of incoherent writing posted here long before Grapefruit ever left the orchard and was delivered to Big-City BellGab by Yours Truly.

Further: very careful readers of this website forum will recognize that I have rarely been so coherent the entire time I've been here, as I have been lately.


Reminder: I've got nothing to prove to you people. Instead, it is you all... who have proven things to me.

Well, smack me daft; there goes another pearl in the old spitoon.

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« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2020, 12:49:32 AM »
another pearl in the old spitoon

If I could tell you how it's bigger on the inside, you'd have enough pearls to swim in.

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« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2020, 04:29:32 AM »
And people complained about Metron at the time.

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« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2020, 04:36:50 AM »
And people complained about Metron at the time.

Well, to be fair: the Metron account was often allowed to be piloted by actual lunatics. I'm not sure why that was thought to be a good idea, but I imagine it was to get people--at least mildly--prepared for their eventual future. Do you think albrecht is the only one around here who can see the future? Think again.

Let's get real: If no one here had ever done anything like this here before, there would simply be nothing to compare it to here, and absolutely no one would be able to discern that I was any good at it.

I've never taken a polygraph test, but I've read about them at length, and let me tell you what: without getting a solid baseline set, ain't nothing's gonna make any sense at all.

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« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2020, 05:17:27 AM »
I don't really play games.

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« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2020, 06:55:10 AM »
And people complained about Metron at the time.

He was worse.

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« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2020, 07:54:14 AM »
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An artist I admire once said, in an in interview, that he was only trying to make work that interested him. So that's your angle, huh.

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« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2020, 07:57:14 AM »
An artist I admire once said, in an in interview, that he was only trying to make work that interested him. So that's your angle, huh.

I think that’s all any artist can do. When your objective becomes to interest others you’ve become a marketer. However, there may be an art to that as well.

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« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2020, 08:36:31 AM »
I think [making work that interests oneself is] all any artist can do. When your objective becomes to interest others you’ve become a marketer.

That's what makes Crumb so great.

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« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2020, 08:38:16 AM »
I think that’s all any artist can do.

There's a select few who can also perform auto-fellatio. How they do that without flooding their lungs with the contents of their stomach, I'll never know--too risqué risky.

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« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2020, 08:39:38 AM »
That's what makes Crumb so great.

Note the salon. The star on his lapel? Oh, yeah--that's just a coinky-dink.

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« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2020, 08:40:27 AM »
I bet you ate Gilbert Grape.

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« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2020, 08:41:22 AM »
I bet you ate Gilbert Grape.

Smoked him with the acid.

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« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2020, 02:39:42 PM »
Smoked him with the acid.

With great power comes a large electric bill.

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« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2020, 02:47:57 PM »

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« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2020, 02:52:32 PM »


hehehehe I went to school with his son*Matt Groening.

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« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2020, 03:28:20 PM »
I went to school with his son ...

Will or Abe?

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« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2020, 04:49:52 PM »
Will or Abe?

Will or Abe?

Geez it was so long ago, I forget. He was a lot younger than me and we didn't hang out... I just knew who he was because of course it was a big deal that everyone always talked about. When I think of it now, it was not really a big deal. It was weird that everyone was enthralled.

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« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2020, 06:08:36 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2020, 06:09:29 PM »
It was weird that everyone was enthralled.

This doesn't look like anything unusual to me.