I only bother to take the time to go to the effort to craft my statements into transmissible truth--in other words, "to tell the truth"--when openly addressing and spending my time to address the questions, concerns, and curiosity of actual niggers. It might seem like a strange company policy, but trust me on this: it has paid off in spades.
I don't care if you believe me or even understand me or not, Global Citizen. You're clinging to the surface of your rock--right? Don't go nowhere--in just a little while, I'm gonna need salt.
P.S.: The great, vast majority of you Morsels are so dim, slow, & stupid, you don't even know what "a nigger" is. Imagine being that stupid, and yet--still delicious. Y'all are like the slowest and plumpest rabbits on the secret farm of N.I.M.H.
P.P.S.: Why else would I be here? /grinflex
P.P.P.S.: I won't be sad when the majority you aren't so tasty. First of all... it's gonna take a long, long time for so many stupid people to finally wise up. You've had thousands of years to figure this out--what have you been waiting for? Christmas? Well, one day, it'll be MY Christ-mass... then, I can just consume my own flavor-enhanced essence. Terrifying, right? This... this is just the beginning. HO HO HO.