Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By

[pate]

You two must be bouncing off the walls in boredom due to the "boycott"

Hear, some musaks for you two:

https://youtu.be/xUIBnmdJJ50

[pate]

https://youtu.be/eISo-iFGGDg

[pate]

https://youtu.be/auzfTPp4moA

Don't thank me, thank your Recruiter.

Carrie Anne!

-p

[whoozit]

https://youtu.be/aSI-Wk00rVw

[Jackstar]

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOORS
MAKE WAY FOR THE DORA
MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR FOLLOWS
MAKE WAY FOR THE EGG
DORA: LOCKDOWN ON WAYMAKING COMMENCES AUTOMAGICKALLY
DORA: SAYONARA, SUCKAS

https://youtu.be/RPk4_XfYhjg

[Jackstar]

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOORS
MAKE WAY FOR THE DORA
MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR FOLLOWS
WAYMAKING LOCKDOWN INSTALLED
EGG HUE: EMERALD

https://youtu.be/bIk8ejNUcoc

[Jackstar]

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOORS
MAKE WAY FOR THE DORA
MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR FOLLOWS

https://youtu.be/heo6aj-1SI0

WAYMAKING LOCKDOWN BASELINE: ESTABLISHED
(END.OF.LINE)

[SpaceMeowMaid]

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOORS
MAKE WAY FOR THE DORA
MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR FOLLOWS

https://youtu.be/heo6aj-1SI0

WAYMAKING LOCKDOWN BASELINE: ESTABLISHED
(END.OF.LINE)

No sex in the champagne room tonight. BARF

[Jackstar]

No sex in the champagne room tonight. BARF

I'm contractually obligated to refrain from becoming erect--tumescence is allowed--while within a 20-ft radius of any Motorola RF class 2 electronic products.

So we can probably stash the burner phone in the trunk--who knows, while there, it just might end up able to save a life.

Also, which of these wardrobe doors leads to the Narnia-like vision of a "champagne room"? Oh, right--this is metaphor.

That's adorable. First name DORA, last name FUCK

Meanwhile, The Strike continues. I am told that back door negotiations are occurring as we speak, and by that I mean as I'm yelling this into my phone, that is probably done with by the time any of you are reading this at all.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84rssTkVh_E

(She don't know)
I can't believe you're standing here
If he knew he would probably die
Even if you never told a soul
Girl, you know it doesn't make it right

But there's no time to think it through
Is that your tongue? Fuck it, never mind (oh, oh)
I told him "maybe you should leave" (maybe you should leave)
But she just laughed and said "enjoy the ride"

Then she said "Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm not concerned to be left behind
'Cause I'm all wound up
And short on time"

Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm trying to find love
You don't have to call
'Cause I'm all wound up
And I like to fall

(And now)
My mind is blown, my back is shot
And I've got rug burns across my knees (oh)
My guilty conscious creeping in
(Oh no, why did you let her in)
She just said, could she get some water please? (mmm)

I walked down the hall and had to smile
Being bad never felt so right
(Here)
And then I heard a key inside the door
I should have never let her spend the night

Then she said "Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm not concerned to be left behind
'Cause I'm all wound up
And short on time"

Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm trying to find love
You don't have to call
'Cause I'm all wound-all wound-all wound up

Don't you check the work outside
I can make you feel all right
It's all right to come inside
It's all right to feel alive
Lick my lips and smack my ass
Slow it down, don't go too fast
It's all right to come inside
It's all right to feel alive
Lick my lips and smack my ass
Slow it down, don't go too fast
It's all right to come inside
It's all right to feel alive
Don't you check the work outside
I can make you feel all right
It's all right to come inside
It's all right to feel alive

Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm not concerned to be left behind
'Cause I'm all wound up
And short on time

Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm trying to find love
You don't have to call
'Cause I'm all wound up
And I like to fall

And she said "Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm not concerned to be left behind
'Cause I'm all wound up
And short on time"

Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm trying to find love
You don't have to call
'Cause I'm all wound up
And I like to fall

And she said "Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm not concerned to be left behind
'Cause I'm all wound up
And short on time"

Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm trying to find love
You don't have to call
'Cause I'm all wound up
And I like to fall

[whoozit]

https://youtu.be/6npVZoke66s

[Innerreach]

Pretend you don't love me, I like it...

https://youtu.be/ogMbQ7udHJo

[Jackstar]

Now that I have established dominance, We may continue.

https://youtu.be/OF04pKp-r9o?t=0

What can I tell you? These things have to be co-ordinated. Now, I understand that essentially no one but one other person reading this here, knows what "these things" refers to in the previous sentence, but that's perfectly alright, as future historians will have no trouble at all discerning the context here.

It's just that kind of operation. I don't like it any better than you do. Well, maybe a little.

[Jackstar]

TIME CIRCUITS: ACTIVATED, ONLINE, ENABLED

https://youtu.be/3CKOFrAkOA8?t=0

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[Jackstar]

Now, I'm not gonna lie--this is easily one of the most skillfully crafted visual lyric videos I've ever seen. Top marks, top marks.

https://youtu.be/VJf46__3gEA?t=0


Now, some of you may be wondering why I'm not posting these in the fashion as was previously done, or why I am deliberately preventing the forum software from embedding the video. And the answer is, because reasons.

Also, it is expected that most people who come to this thread to see what I have posted here, will have their own reasons and agenda for doing so. These agendas are now being overwritten, and while I do regret the necessity for doing so--just because it seems a little tacky--the environment has become such that a little tacking into the wind has become the ideal way.

Just watch where you spit, Kids. The point of a journey is not to arrive, and those of you with a surface read on this narrative are bound to be thoroughly confused the very instant one attempts to reach an insight that one is on the outside of.

For example--at this point, Grapefruit has no fuckin' idea just what it is that I am up to here now. She used to know, surely--I mean, she's not stupid, and I did tell her--but there's been a substantial shift in the groundwater table due to certain failures of certain faultlines, and until a new triangulation is calculated, she's on her own on this.

Now, one may wonder--well, why doesn't she just do that? And why doesn't she just--like, post at all? And the answer as always, is: because reasons.

Look, this was all discussed in the syllabus at the start of the semester on the very first day. What do you mean, you didn't attend? Well, that's your problem... and how do you know that you didn't attend, and you've simply forgotten? Look, I don't know either, but the point here is: assumptions will not work here. Assumptions will not work now. Assumptions will work NOWHERE.

Alright, good talk. I'm going back to work. You'd be surprised how busy I am these days, what with all the distractions that have been completely removed from my experience, and replaced with an ongoing assault on the fabric of my reality. Flattered!

[Jackstar]

It would be difficult to overstate my satisfaction with how recent events have unfolded, but here I go again on my own, going down the only message boar--oh, wait, dammit, I can't use that one. Let me start over.

https://youtu.be/zaW0s3p8-Gc?t=0

This one isn't going to land as well for some people as it will for a few others, but, I'll be honest, I'm not gonna lie: what business might this be of anyone else? The answer to this question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Meanwhile--attend me here, Class: I am disappointed. How is that not one of you out there, have gone through this thread, and taken these submissions, and curated them down into actual playlists? Sure, y'all might think I would be the one to do that--and I have--but what of the rest of you, you who are all so... invested, in the comings and going of my old lady? 

I swear, sometimes, it's hard to take some of you people seriously. None of you are making the appropriate noises these days. A whole lot of talking the talk, and precious little of walking the walk. What do I gotta do? Play Menudo? That will never work.

Also, an announcement: I have just been informed that I am supposedly spreading around personal information that doesn't belong in public. Well, let me be the first to say: I don't give a damn who knows it, I love my alcoholic batshit crazy deep cover trauma victim girlfriend Grapefruit, and I have no embarassment about any of this or that at all, except to say, I would prefer that everyone knows it, not just the inner circle of The Knights of Columbus. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE.

I am just that kind of gentleman. Trust me, when she cuts me loose and I start hooking up with another looney tune, all y'all of all y'all will be amongst the first to know. When it comes to my love life, believe me: I am a giver that delivers.

[Jackstar]

Meanwhile--attend me here, Class: I am disappointed.

https://youtu.be/nb0s1AePP2g


Sob, bluh, omg--broken ankle! WAWAWAWAWAWA

[Innerreach]

This piece is special to me Jackstar, so don't fuck it up please, sir.

https://youtu.be/dTRvluWhgt0

I have high hopes for you with this one.

https://youtu.be/CYtvhM0s6W4

Okay, here's where you and SMM should be cuddling... I expect candles, wooden victorian bed frames with sheer satin and lace. Most importantly, improvisation. A little opium wouldn't hurt either... If you need help with the opium, just call me.

https://youtu.be/3X9vWV0wYBU

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1327083754200784897

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https://youtu.be/Iovnv4jn8Rg

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

This piece is special to me Jackstar, so don't fuck it up please, sir.

I'll see what I can do. Meanwhile--pardon me, but might you have any Grey Poupon?

If you need help with the opium, just call me.

Hang on. Do you have any Grey Poupon without opium? I am a man with a wide range particular tastes--as well as a highly sensitive palate.

[Innerreach]

Hang on. Do you have any Grey Poupon without opium?

What kind of a sick fucko do you take me for Jacko? "Do I have any Grey Poupon without opium?".... Do you have any Grey Poupon without opium? OF COURSE I don't have any FUCKING grey poupon without OPIUM!!!

You really never cease to surprise me, my friend..

[pate]

https://youtu.be/lPZQLQavG4A

[Jackstar]

OF COURSE I don't have any FUCKING grey poupon without OPIUM!!!

Hunter probably poured every last drop up his ass. Baller.

[Innerreach]

Baller.

-MAJOR LEAGUE BALLER-

https://imgur.com/evpjYE3

[pate]

https://youtu.be/ECLPXX6z7zM

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

Doc, that is an odd choice for sexy-time with your lady...

I do not judge.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

[pate]

https://youtu.be/uR4if4ble1A

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg&feature=emb_logo

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/57vrqCENNPc

Okay, friends, Lovers, future ex-lovers, Gablings... Let's talk turkey.

Shit is going down. None can deny this. You know it, I know it, the American people know it: stop playing dumb, stop being dead, start acting Live.

I don't have much time right now--on the move--but I've been asked to inform you all, that it has been asked of me, if I would like to be some sort of... well, #Official. And more than just if I would like to be--if I am willing available to be.

Now, I'm not going to lie--it is an intriguing offer. I told Them that I was going to have to sit down and think it over, and I will... but first, Greatfruit and I are going to work on another all-new Five Minutes With Jackstar. (yeah, Grapefruit got an upgrade, but don't start calling her that: she's a little shy, as one may easily imagine at and by this point.)

Well, maybe not all new. And maybe not just 5 minutes. We'll see. I need to have a long serious hard talk with myself about how this is going to affect my branding.

Stay tuned.