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Started by Jackstar, September 08, 2020, 04:32:36 PM

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pate

#60
September 12, 2020, 11:56:48 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 11:50:06 PM
pate,.: stop posting music in this thread...

Sorry, Lodge Orders, mang.


https://youtu.be/rx2_iHftARo

The groove to this one takes me to Shambala!

Jackstar

#61
September 13, 2020, 12:01:39 AM
Quote from: pate on September 12, 2020, 11:56:48 PM
Sorry, Lodge Orders, mang.

If you keep up these sick beats, I might just be able to get within kissin' distance again without projectile vomiting.

Look, look, read, read: just keep it real, K? This thread is a sacred space. If the song one is thinking of posting, isn't something one is willing to listen to--and, still ENJOY--while watching my wide fat sorcerous ass pounding the legacy at 1080p at sixty frames, it doesn't belong here.

This honestly does not seem like too much to ask. What? Did I fucking stutter?

Jackstar

#62
September 13, 2020, 12:04:26 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 12:01:39 AM
keep up these sick beats [...] while watching my wide fat sorcerous ass pounding the legacy at 1080p at sixty frames

I am now soliciting requests for your all y'all's playlists--anything from five minutes all the way up to five hours will suffice. I can pay. Make it happen.

She likes loves artists with names that start with the letter 'K'. Kavinsky, Korn Kake, Kashing Kumpkins... see above, re: MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Jackstar

#63
September 13, 2020, 12:12:13 AM
By the way: anyone want a copy of the bootleg CD that I made for her before our first date? I can supply a playlist freely, but... the actual disk? Bidding starts at ten K. I stole it out of her car, she hadn't listened to it in months. Can you even imagine? : rolleyes :

That's TEN THOUSAND MILLION, BEE TEA DUBS. Just sayin'. I don't wanna sell it. Yet, nevertheless, like any legitimate whore... I do have my price.

pate

#67
September 13, 2020, 02:24:57 AM
This is my favorite song from the "Rush" soundtrack.  Clapton nails it.


https://youtu.be/C1oaHcQ_NPo

Innerreach

#68
September 13, 2020, 03:11:43 AM
Quote from: pate on September 13, 2020, 02:24:57 AMThis is my favorite song from the "Rush" soundtrack.  Clapton nails it.

Now, if you can't cowgirl to that sweet swing then GOD HELP YOU!


Jackstar

#69
September 13, 2020, 03:55:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wHG0WJzow

Holy fuckin' shit: I was all set to begin thinking about going to ask, and then I was all, "this massive horse dick suddenly appearing fully erect in the middle of my dining room table can't be a coincidence."

So--you're massive welcome rolleyes.

Jackstar

#70
September 13, 2020, 03:57:14 AM
Quote from: Innerreach on September 13, 2020, 03:11:43 AM
if you can't cowgirl

... if???


Quote from: Innerreach on September 13, 2020, 03:11:43 AM
then GOD HELP YOU!

Actual Nigger, fuck you: I HELP GOD. If it went both ways, trust me: you niggers would have never, ever heard of me, unless any of you had bothered to look up the serial numbers on my loudspeakers.

AZZERAE

#71
September 13, 2020, 05:33:02 AM
Quote from: Innerreach on September 11, 2020, 03:28:10 PM
Apparently, I owe Jack 50 bucks.

I hope, for your sake, he settles for a 50, rather than a post anal BJ.

pate

#75
September 13, 2020, 09:18:43 AM
Samantha Fish, she's hawt, also a Kansas City girl.  I have always liked the cut of her jib.


https://youtu.be/w_s893G3plM

Innerreach

#77
September 13, 2020, 01:28:44 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 03:57:14 AMActual Nigger, fuck you: I HELP GOD. If it went both ways, trust me: you niggers would have never, ever heard of me, unless any of you had bothered to look up the serial numbers on my loudspeakers.

This is just as unintelligible when read in reverse Jacko. What on earth are you blathering about?


Quote from: AZZERAE on September 13, 2020, 05:33:02 AMI hope, for your sake, he settles for a 50, rather than a post anal BJ.


I'd prefer it to his incessant and incoherent raving.

Jackstar

#78
September 13, 2020, 07:18:41 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zezj5P8d14c

Electric Six - Jam it in the Hole (Absolute Treasure Live)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gflbl1lLfGQ?t=0

https://youtu.be/jxb9tHnwVC0?t=0

STOP! We are good times.
We're from the 80s and we're here to help.
That's when THE LION AWOKE and Melchizedek SPOKE.
He said, "You still got some time, baby, there's still time to choke."

That's where her majesty dines on perpendicular lines.
So, stop making me stop, we are good times.

Stop! We are good times.
And I don't even know.
It keeps repeating,
It keeps repeating,
It keeps repeating, and I don't even know.

This job is taking its toll.
Sometime it be so droll.
You gotta jam it baby,
go on and jam it in the hole.

We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.
No battery, but your lights are on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.

Jam it in the hole.

Stop! We are good times.
It keeps pushing
It keeps pushing me down,
It keeps pushing.
Tell me are you gonna push, push?

It's just a sick ma-chine,
A certain fantasy,
An alternative version of what I (REDACTED).
To fly a flag up a pole
It's an attainable goal.
Rock and Roll ride home.
Just go and jam it in the hole.

Jam it in the hole.
Jam it in the hole.

Stop! We are good times.
I am God's love, Baby!
I'm Courtney Love, Baby.
Who the hell are you?

No battery, but your lights are still on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.
We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.
No battery, but your lights are still on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.
We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.

WHAT IS THE MARKET VALUE OF A SOUL?
Kids keep jamming it into the hole. RAWR!

Jackstar

#79
September 13, 2020, 07:19:49 PM
Quote from: Innerreach on September 13, 2020, 01:28:44 PM
his incessant and incoherent raving.

A classic example of 3 out of 5 not being anywhere close to good enough. Tragic!

Jackstar

#80
September 13, 2020, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: pate on September 13, 2020, 09:18:43 AM
I have always liked the cut of her jib.

I can't believe you have been holding out on us this entire time, you dwell-travelling bastard. I had to go out and find her MYSELF.

And that has made all the difference.

Silphion

#81
September 13, 2020, 07:29:34 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 07:18:41 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zezj5P8d14c

Electric Six - Jam it in the Hole (Absolute Treasure Live)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gflbl1lLfGQ?t=0

https://youtu.be/jxb9tHnwVC0?t=0

STOP! We are good times.
We're from the 80s and we're here to help.
That's when THE LION AWOKE and Melchizedek SPOKE.
He said, "You still got some time, baby, there's still time to choke."

That's where her majesty dines on perpendicular lines.
So, stop making me stop, we are good times.

Stop! We are good times.
And I don't even know.
It keeps repeating,
It keeps repeating,
It keeps repeating, and I don't even know.

This job is taking its toll.
Sometime it be so droll.
You gotta jam it baby,
go on and jam it in the hole.

We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.
No battery, but your lights are on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.

Jam it in the hole.

Stop! We are good times.
It keeps pushing
It keeps pushing me down,
It keeps pushing.
Tell me are you gonna push, push?

It's just a sick ma-chine,
A certain fantasy,
An alternative version of what I (REDACTED).
To fly a flag up a pole
It's an attainable goal.
Rock and Roll ride home.
Just go and jam it in the hole.

Jam it in the hole.
Jam it in the hole.

Stop! We are good times.
I am God's love, Baby!
I'm Courtney Love, Baby.
Who the hell are you?

No battery, but your lights are still on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.
We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.
No battery, but your lights are still on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.
We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.

WHAT IS THE MARKET VALUE OF A SOUL?
Kids keep jamming it into the hole. RAWR!

The music of Electric Six must represent the essence of the legend known as 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣.

pate

#83
September 13, 2020, 07:53:46 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 07:22:38 PM
...I had to go out and find her MYSELF...

And that was the best you could come up with for your "Granny Sex Music" thread?


https://youtu.be/bs2xkfuSsZ4

Sad.  That one above is for servicing young hawttie's, I will allow you to listen to it.

This is more your speed I bet:


https://youtu.be/2lGiJMjnatY

Don't thank me, thank your Recruiter.

-p

SpaceMeowMaid

#87
September 13, 2020, 09:09:43 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 07:18:41 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zezj5P8d14c

Electric Six - Jam it in the Hole (Absolute Treasure Live)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gflbl1lLfGQ?t=0

https://youtu.be/jxb9tHnwVC0?t=0

STOP! We are good times.
We're from the 80s and we're here to help.
That's when THE LION AWOKE and Melchizedek SPOKE.
He said, "You still got some time, baby, there's still time to choke."

That's where her majesty dines on perpendicular lines.
So, stop making me stop, we are good times.

Stop! We are good times.
And I don't even know.
It keeps repeating,
It keeps repeating,
It keeps repeating, and I don't even know.

This job is taking its toll.
Sometime it be so droll.
You gotta jam it baby,
go on and jam it in the hole.

We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.
No battery, but your lights are on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.

Jam it in the hole.

Stop! We are good times.
It keeps pushing
It keeps pushing me down,
It keeps pushing.
Tell me are you gonna push, push?

It's just a sick ma-chine,
A certain fantasy,
An alternative version of what I (REDACTED).
To fly a flag up a pole
It's an attainable goal.
Rock and Roll ride home.
Just go and jam it in the hole.

Jam it in the hole.
Jam it in the hole.

Stop! We are good times.
I am God's love, Baby!
I'm Courtney Love, Baby.
Who the hell are you?

No battery, but your lights are still on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.
We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.
No battery, but your lights are still on.
Flesh fantasy and our love goes on and on.
We are your pleasure, whatever you use.
We are good times, in whatever form you choose.

WHAT IS THE MARKET VALUE OF A SOUL?
Kids keep jamming it into the hole. RAWR!

Electric Six for the win!
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