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By the way, Troopers: I am pretty sure he was roophied. No, I can't prove it, I can't be killing myself this week, I'm so overbooked, you YOU PUNYLINGS HAVE NO IDEA.

I envy you. Try the veal!

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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2020, 07:00:22 AM »
A few (CENSORED)(CENS0RED)(CENSQRED) sources have given me reason to believe that David Rubini has been a BallGag bastardo since way back. Almost probably, from way, way, WAY back, but that hasn't been confirmed at all. Probably... provably (?) since at least 2015, including the loathsome Metron2267 and a few others, and as last seen, ultimately "David Rubini" until his account got hijacked. As he claims. I mean... we all heard that part at least, right? Right. Now, I am not throwing Rubini under the bus as he was asked and never denied it. However, my own personal inquiry and other, less personal inquiries have at last connected some final dots. So I feel like I can make this... claim? Accusation? SMOKING GUN SIGNAL. I apologize to anyone who was actually--Jesus, really? OK, it's allowable--waiting for my pronouncement here, but I've got my own shit to fix. Yeah, I can automate that for myself, but I honestly like to get my hands dirty once in a while. It enables me to feel better about my Self.

Look, look: I'm a busy Man.

Also, I feel bad about washing my hands all the frickin' time without there being any actual dirt involved. It's like cheating! Also: reports that Rubini is also Bigfoot are absolutely false. He never responded to a single mating call--and no Bigfoot can resist, the power of... The Thriller Shocker.


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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2020, 07:06:56 AM »
I envy you. Try the veal!

HOTFIX: Envy purged.

HOTFIX: Removed poisoned veal from the company cafeteria menu. All y'all can still order it--I know how some of all y'all (CENSORED) (REDACTEDs) are--but it will no longer be an option for the unwary, nor shall it be available for use in your adorable little hazing rituals. Oh, no. No no no. You order the fucking poisoned calf, you're going to fucking eat that fucking poisoned calf RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING COOK.

HOTFIX: Removed the restriction against having only one National holiday dedicated to food preparation. Long time coming on that one, eh? I bet some of you forgot you were even waiting! YOU ARE WELCOME.

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I can't be killing myself this week

Next week isn't looking so hot either.

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Next week isn't looking so hot either.

can you please at least do #The_Rubini first again? TIA xoxoxo
#RUBINIMAGIC
#J*M*GIC
#MEOWSEXY
#MEOWMAGIC



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« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2020, 04:53:09 AM »
do #The_Rubini first

That technology is in development. It will be released when it is done. Be patient, Liebchen.

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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2020, 05:53:45 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLK0HZNTbuE

With this post... my work here is basically done. Enjoy, Historians.

Be patient, Liebchen.

You can go back to whatever you were before now, Agent. Grats.

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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2020, 03:13:51 PM »
With this post... my work here is basically done. Enjoy, Historians.

Careful, astute readers of this website shall attend Me: I, Jackstar, Awakener of Sleepwalkers, am NOT to be trifled with.