Started by Jackstar, August 18, 2020, 08:18:44 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on February 13, 2021, 08:01:37 AMSo, this is not the normal or ever experienced conversational mode from this person. For one thing, she is thanking me.It's been legitimately so long since I've heard one of them in my mind as I read it--I've heard them out loud in recent memory definitely recent day before that probably way before... I did get on her case about praying wrong though, as well I suppose it's not necessarily incorrect to be focused on getting more things and stuff experiences and outcomes and things the way you want it and things just so and lack of whatever that you don't want, the really most accurate and correct and useful form of prayers to be thankful for whatever is coming and whatever is going to get and thankfully we can get anything at all.Yeah well I can't get anything at all. and further suspicion is raised by that I assume that I'd be yelled at again for telling things to people that other people don't want other people to know or be told or be left or I actually don't know just... Grinded eyes with traces of bruxism at the nostrils, do you understand old body language of contempt discussed out of the gang at the club out of the way... As if there's no even point in any kind of notification or understanding of what has just transpired.That's what it feels like, anyway. An undoubtedly incorrect perception as I've been cut off from communication from anybody relevant or interesting for several hours now perhaps somebody's taking a nap perhaps somebody is attempting to send me images and news and reports that are of legitimate human content... And they're being suspended.I can actually happen you know. I know this because I noticed after one night when I figured it couldn't hurt anything to spend all night writing into an SMS text window infinitely until something different happened, and it took a while but things did change, and then somethingOH MY GOD LORD S*** VERSUS HIS SHITBAG GUYS HAVE ACTUAL EMERGENCY CAB CASTwell if you ever heard your mini panic you just heard at that time because I've never heard of being so f***** up in a hole is life he just realized that what he had done in a way that you know like when you leave your keys in the car at home Depot when you close it and you're like and then you're f****** lights are on too cuz you left them in the f****** Jesus little things and how that's when you accuse me there and if you forget your keys he's not where they might be in the air there might be in there except they might not be even there's way around that but anyway if you if you oh God if you're not oh yeah oh honey oh God yes honey hey I can't do that right now and I would do anything to fix that or because that would be a delightful thing and then if you would have told me that you wanted me to then I would have and that is not a game we get to play anymore on PlanetJackstar which we're going to head back to directly plan for skins the other way so here's plan jackstar where you're all going to experience what it's like to get circumcised eight or nine times in the next 200 seconds. I'm sorry I said that's the type of two and a half seconds.and then the rest is for me cuz I want to freeze frame it and f****** watch your f****** face you f****** b**** Beth.she's even she didn't know that she didn't know that she didn't even know that women could be circumcised cuz she's a f****** ignorant stupid w**** not anymore and then when she faked to the things she was like oh okay I was getting this line I'll be fine she probably figured she was like haha and then the end of time she didn't even bother to check until like she's looking at it she's like wait a second that's what the other ones look like and then she's like oh I went through oh f****** rubini okay so robinie portal chasers is not a f****** s*** it's not a f****** fun show at all however we're probably going to end up doing it cuz it's probably the only thing we're being I can do and it's not f****** cool somebody started this s*** and f****** grapefruit and I have ended it.and yes I know all our missions sound like we just taken drugs and yell at each other. I'll tell you when you get it that's that's the magic it's like a completely unscripted version of the boat, which would mean every episode starts with the crew looking for a big f****** passenger cruiser to get on and steal and make a f****** video of while redacted flies air coverI understand to get some new name is just to wait before because we're going to put her in an episode of the ATM and then she's not going to know which one so she's going to have to guess and of course of course she's going to guess right but they're going to put that other gas inside of gas and put that gas so no matter what she guesses it's going to be something like oh yeah see and then she'll just imagine that we're always doing that and then it'll change the whole outcome of everything and it will it's doing that right now it it only takes a it's only take a moment oh God it takes a moment to put her through 600,000 f****** years of agony so put her f****** through it because I didn't mean to and that was an accident and of course I never wanted to kill our bell I didn't kill our bell and I would totally do not anything like that because Mrs Mrs grafordWE GET TO REFORM ACTUAL 30K JUMP COMING UP, WE GET TO INFORM YOU GOT AN ANGEL YOU'RE F**'s grapefruit okay we're not going to argue with this anymore*** AND I DO MEAN YOU'RE F***** AND I DO MEAN YOU'RE NOT A CUTE LITTLE VIRGIN ANYMORE AND I DO MEANTHIS F****** SENTENCE YOU GET IT GOT TO GOH, THAT'S COOL. Sweetie you stand down the wall thing. On your call I got to call Wes his nut oh f*** what's his name Thomas Newman no okay so you guys are going to like the story and when you get this out you're going to you're going to shoot it and then here's the deal The first thing is I get that f******* whatever guy you didn't f****** like you weren't expecting here's some f****** that you going to expecting you f****** b**** thinking you're so smart f****** when I hit post here your little buddy who thought you were so smart oh yeah haha I will get out of that one f*** you another another f****** $36,000 on top of that and that means yeah both of themI really hope these ClintonShit Victim Shaming Gang Stalking BIOTCHES Get a little Gurgle of their OWN MEDICINE! HONESTLY...Go Grab a BIBLE and PRAY FOR YOUR SOULSI'm workin on another Deep Dive Hunny Hungarian.I might turn this into a rap... This is HAWT if I have your permission of course...iluiluiluxoxoxen
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 13, 2021, 09:33:32 AMI suppose you filed your creative writing project in the correct thread.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 14, 2021, 12:55:42 AMYou should never be healed. You should only have your impurities boiled away, in delightfully decorated and explicitly enchanted extra-large vats of chemically and colonically processed pharmaceutical quality extracts of muskrat oil.Do you have any fucking idea of how many muskrats that would take to supply all of your clearly necessary private healing chambers? Yeah, me neither. Google Analytics reports that there's a passing muskrat herd--gaggle? check that--in your vicinty, so I recommend that you haul your beauty buns outside and throw that lovely broadly curbey curvey lovely-lined back of yours out to a nice comfy spot on the nearest front lawn--I don't know your location right now, because shields, but right out in front of Ol' Buzzsaw's matched set of a pair of crimson Adirondacks there's a suitable surface of turf that will do nicely, you probably have a favored and/or nostalgic hollow or two already springing to mind--wiggle your butt a bit aground for traction, throw those lovely legs of yours up loud and proud to The Spirit In The Sky, and then while giving another little wiggle, let out a precisely timed giggle sotto voce in one of those particularly pleasant and practical Native (CLAZSSIFIED) vocabulary of yours... yeah, look, Baby, you know me. I have class, I'm not going to reveal which one, I don't even know which one it is, but I know for damn sure, as sure as I know my legal name is Clifford "Thick Leg" Shahsleigher, that if you do all that in the right order in the right way with the right number of sacred stones (I have heard that polysaccharide beads will suffice)... those muskrats won't be able to resist, they'll be all up on you lickety-split like a trail of ticks heading to Browntown, and with your fertile, untapped reservoir of royal juices that you've got on LocalRoots--Oh. Wait. Hang on. Are you still single?--you'll have a belly full of muskrat jism that will be well on their way to halfly gestated long before I can get my ass up off its Big Crowe Chief Comfy Chair and go pick up the first of the vats from the ensourcellor and be there in the proscribed headgear (not feathers--eyelashes; a little trick my runnin' buddy from modeling school picked up back in 'Nam), ready to throw down the second part of the magick puddink recipe incorporated, long before that trashy glitter-ghetto toenail polish that you like to use when dolling yourself up for a breeding session has even begun to cure. Sounds nice, doesn't it? Now, you go Grape, start getting ready, and I'll start the hummin' and the chantin' and the fartin' ritualization melodies over here on my new synchronization app I just got on the DL from Zoom (it's actually Skype, werd: some kind of branding-nixing thing) and I'll be there with bells on, as soon as the harbor squaws finish sandinCONDUIT MATRIX SYNCHRONIZATION: CHAIN BREAKALL CLOUD BACKUPS: THUNDERSTRUCKWell, Kids, I'll be honest, that is too bad, really. I had a great finish where I got all rolled up into ending with using two whips and the spurs AND brass knuckles as a threat to (REDACTED) to get (PROT) shit together. This, of course, was merely an allegory.Sounds hot nice though, doesn't it?
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 14, 2021, 01:21:51 AMI don't eat meat.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 14, 2021, 01:21:51 AMNow if you have somedear skins... I could use some new drums and garments...
Quote from: K_Dubb on February 14, 2021, 01:34:59 AMDo you know about that place on Beacon Hill sort of behind that Filipino bakery? I got a whole moosehide there once.
Quote from: WOTR on February 14, 2021, 04:40:36 PMWhy? What possible use is there for an entire moose hide?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 14, 2021, 01:30:57 AMThatâ€™s not what I heard.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 13, 2021, 09:33:32 AMUmmmm. That's disturbing. I might have to get someone to do a wellness check if you keep that up Tiger!
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 13, 2021, 09:33:32 AMI am not into any of that
Quote from: K_Dubb on February 14, 2021, 04:44:00 PMI made some britches!
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 14, 2021, 01:21:51 AMNo, No thank you, that is redic. You are not convincing anyone and again
Quote from: Jackstar on February 14, 2021, 11:08:11 PMI just got to you somehow.I do not warn her that the tiger is going to get it Well I mean you're real dangerous for me girl You obviously lost your group of reality when you came backas I have 72 hours of false data and spoof data and f***** f*** you I could give a s*** So you're saying you're better off without me talking at all? God bless everybody then I left more or less I never I want to go hit on that girl and get her some f****** flelates and be polite and then YouTube, help me figure out where he started screaming God this one is a buttermilk.I suppose this is masturbating to keys goodbye good luck I'm not going to say her nameCool I can work with Ruby Yeah I don't really like any kind of funeral intimately connected now you don't know how A LIAR CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH SWIMMING GET RID OF NICK FOR ME BYE
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 14, 2021, 01:21:51 AMNO. Why would I need colonics fool? I already look 20 years younger than Iam and I don't eat meat... SO keep your cute lil varmits. Now if you have somedear skins... I could use some new drums and garments...
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 15, 2021, 06:17:12 AMAND FUCK YOU I WILL NOT GET RID OF NICK,I like Nick. He would happily shoot you for me
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 15, 2021, 06:17:12 AMFUCK VALENTINES DAY!
Quote from: WOTR on February 15, 2021, 03:13:03 AMI really hope that you got more than a couple of pairs out of an entire moose hide.**That said, were they at least comfortable? What do you use for a sewing machine and thread for such a garment?
Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 08:17:18 AMPositive energy.P.S.: The conflict here is that initially, when it was based on truth... it was good. And then something happened, and BOTH of you turned on ME. I still don't know why. You have a schism and it will use some help. I'm glad your real friends will hear you. I'm sad you didn't figure out that you had something to bring. I am not devastated. I am relieved to be free of your falsehoods. Seek help. You are not doing it right.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 15, 2021, 07:30:17 PMAnd if you keep lumping me with the vile swamp monsters you are enjoying lately...
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 15, 2021, 07:30:17 PMI never thought I didn't have something to bring!>this looks like a double slagative to meI am so sick of you telling me what I think or what I feel. >you're sick of you telling me what I think or what I feel as well. I've got some medicine here, I'll consume my half, and then take your half, and then--you guessed it--FISH BUCKET.WTAF is that about? >Well, it's a bucket. Suitable for framing, bucketing fish, or dumping the contents of diplomatic pouches into and then shitting all up into it. You're welcome, Emperor.I mean you are an intelligent man. >You have absolutely not a single got-damn idea what the fuck you are talking about here, and you have not for days, Moron. Nevertheless! Go now, you are forgiven.Do you truly not see your reasoning here is flawed?THIS IS NOT HIS REASONING HERE, PEANUT. IT'S NOT EVEN YOURS. IT IS THEIRS.WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?BUST A DEAL, FACE THE WHEEL.HE SAYS HE'S MAD THAT YOU WERE CRUEL WHEN YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T BE. (The sound of a recording studio door slamming shut is heard. The muffled sobbing of a teenage girl is heard. The sound of the cutting that then begins is too silent to be heard, and yet--you know it's there.)
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 15, 2021, 07:30:17 PMYou won't be pleased with the results.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 10:56:20 PMThere's lots of communication coming in.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:23:40 AMI thought you might find it fun to enjoy my company in a special way.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:23:40 AMIT IS FINE.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:23:40 AMreal shitbags
Quote from: AZZERAE on February 19, 2021, 10:33:20 AMDid we blow our chance to be close with you?
Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:08:19 AMI needed a break. From reality.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:08:19 AMGet the hell off my lawn, Kid: you've got work to do. Right? You're busy.