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Actual Statements Jackstar Can't Say Aloud To Grapefruit

Started by Jackstar, August 18, 2020, 08:18:44 PM


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 06:28:27 PM
I'm draft-dodging.

Stop being such a counter-revolutionary, comrade. Give it up for male-modelling. Wear the kilt. The camera loves you...loves you. :-*

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 01, 2020, 06:32:53 PM
Stop being such a counter-revolutionary, comrade. Give it up for male-modelling. Wear the kilt. The camera loves you...loves you. :-*
Heh, heh, heh. 







ItsOver

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 01, 2020, 09:26:05 PM

Oh FFS Jack! Can you lay off the pipe just ONE evening?
That’s going to make it awfully hard on him when he’s fretting over selecting tomorrow’s kilt.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: ItsOver on December 01, 2020, 06:37:31 PM
Heh, heh, heh. 





that is a horrible picture of both of us. I don't usually look like that at all. And Jackstar is much more handsome than that in person.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 02, 2020, 12:06:50 AM
Jackstar is much more handsome than that in person.

We all know what post pod Neo looks like and Trinity was never hot



pate

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 02, 2020, 01:10:32 AM
All the cold showers aren't helping.

Don't give Neo a cold shower after the pod-emergence, it will only congeal the grease...


Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 02, 2020, 12:06:50 AM
that is a horrible picture of both of us. I don't usually look like that at all. And Jackstar is much more handsome than that in person.

That's exactly why I picked it out for the bait shot! I didn't 100% consciously stage it, but when I saw how I had held the cup, such that the "BUY" was covered up, turning the phrase "I BUY THE DRUGS" into "Y THE DRUGS"... I knew that I had found our Hitler. It's perfect! Especially the way that you and I are both looking in different directions. What could cause that?

Could it have been... a portal? No, not at all, I was simply looking at the most important thing in my field of view at the time, just like you. Note that this is not meant as a subtle slam on your character, Sweety, it's just another encrypted codephrase. Meanwhile, thank you for leaving me a couple of permissions. This one I just ate was delicious!

The other one is evidence.



P.S.: Tell your GabbyCast buddies that the purpose of my only legitimate (at present) Facebook page was meant as an irresistible lure, and the reason why there are only two pictures of The Real Me to steal from Facebook--that picture of us, and those seven nearly identical pictures of me holding two flags, hot shots, n'est-ce pas?--is to ensure that there would be only one best choice for your stalkers to make viral with. Now, now that we have established dominance: every narc that hit my Facebook page just got burnt. You're welcome. More to come.

P.P.S.: One choice from me, that is. Thank you for all this porn on my phone from you though. Can I post the non-explicit pictures? I think you're really beautiful with your clothes and stuff on, and, as you know--you are under aegis. So there won't be the usual troubles involved in posting your pictures of you... this time around. Let me know. I can't unjam my email until you decide to let me know, and boy, are my arms tired from holding all this Gmail on my shoulders.

P.P.P.S.: No, I'm not high on drugs, thanks for asking! But there is a team of Australian volleyballers lining up outside the house. Hopefully they're seeking autographs, and they're not about to just blow me away. Speaking of being blown away, have you seen my 22 year A.A. coin lately? It had better be exactly where I left it, or HEADS CAN AND WILL ROLL.

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on December 02, 2020, 01:35:48 AM
Don't give Neo a cold shower after the pod-emergence, it will only congeal the grease...

Bud, I'll be honest: this is not likely to be something I am going to be unable to say aloud to Grapefruit. Now, get the fuck out of my thread, go directly to Alistair, and tell him that you are both off The Team, effective immediately.

Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, and do not take it personally, as you and he are now tasked to form the team opposing Me. I honestly can think of no other two people that I would be more in favor of sending to the antipodes, at the moment, and hating me is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. I guess. I don't know. Whatever. This was easier than just unmuting my microphone, right? GET THE FUCK OUT, ASSHOLES.

;)

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on December 05, 2020, 10:30:11 PM
Speaking of being blown away, have you seen my 22 year A.A. coin lately? It had better be exactly where I left it, or HEADS CAN AND WILL ROLL.

Found it. Never a doubt.

Semper fi

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on December 05, 2020, 10:30:11 PM
That's exactly why I picked it out for the bait shot! I didn't 100% consciously stage it, but when I saw how I had held the cup, such that the "BUY" was covered up, turning the phrase "I BUY THE DRUGS" into "Y THE DRUGS"... I knew that I had found our Hitler. It's perfect! Especially the way that you and I are both looking in different directions. What could cause that?

Could it have been... a portal? No, not at all, I was simply looking at the most important thing in my field of view at the time, just like you. Note that this is not meant as a subtle slam on your character, Sweety, it's just another encrypted codephrase. Meanwhile, thank you for leaving me a couple of permissions. This one I just ate was delicious!

The other one is evidence.

P.S.: Tell your GabbyCast buddies that the purpose of my only legitimate (at present) Facebook page was meant as an irresistible lure, and the reason why there are only two pictures of The Real Me to steal from Facebook--that picture of us, and those seven nearly identical pictures of me holding two flags, hot shots, n'est-ce pas?--is to ensure that there would be only one best choice for your stalkers to make viral with. Now, now that we have established dominance: every narc that hit my Facebook page just got burnt. You're welcome. More to come.

P.P.S.: One choice from me, that is. Thank you for all this porn on my phone from you though. Can I post the non-explicit pictures? I think you're really beautiful with your clothes and stuff on, and, as you know--you are under aegis. So there won't be the usual troubles involved in posting your pictures of you... this time around. Let me know. I can't unjam my email until you decide to let me know, and boy, are my arms tired from holding all this Gmail on my shoulders.

P.P.P.S.: No, I'm not high on drugs, thanks for asking! But there is a team of Australian volleyballers lining up outside the house. Hopefully they're seeking autographs, and they're not about to just blow me away. Speaking of being blown away, have you seen my 22 year A.A. coin lately? It had better be exactly where I left it, or HEADS CAN AND WILL ROLL.

And a miraculous Christmas to you too!

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pate

Quote from: Jackstar on December 05, 2020, 10:35:06 PM
.., get the fuck out of my thread,..

This thread is the property of eMCee.  Sorry, bud, forum rules... (https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=3031.0; see: 5(b))

-p

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Silphion on December 05, 2020, 10:45:39 PM
And a miraculous Christmas to you too!

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#JackstarSanta

I HAVE WAY WAY WAY HOTTER PICTURES OF HIM:)
but that is a cute one. Where did you get that?


SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 06, 2020, 11:13:37 AM
#JackstarSanta

I HAVE WAY WAY WAY HOTTER PICTURES OF HIM:)
but that is a cute one. Where did you get that?



I mean I know where it came from... His phone from about 4 back. But how did you acquire?

#POWERTOY
#ESCAPEROOM
#ACTIVATEDMERMAID

SpaceMeowMaid

#PROTONGRAVITYBOMB
#NEUTRONBOMB
#GROUNDBREAKERACTIVATED
#SORRYNOTSORRY
#MANIFESTLOVE
#MANIFESTABUNDANCE
#MANIFESTHEALING


#GRAPEFRUITLOVESJACKSTAR
#JACKSTARLOVESGRAPEFRUIT
#SPARKELINTHEDREAM
#SPIRITWALKWITHJESUS
#JUSTLETGOANDLETGOD
#GODWINS
#GODWINS
#GODWINS
#GODWINS
#GODWINS

Who would try to come between us? Oh yeah, everyone.
#EscapeRoom

Nice try Voldermorticia. Nice try Evil Overlord.

I forgave you all before and that is why I am here.
PRAY FOR YOUR SOULS

Atlantis is taking out Glamis. Mermaid OUT



ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on December 06, 2020, 12:31:48 PM
I am rooting for you two lovebirds.
If for no other reason than to keep them busy and away from the rest of us.

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 06, 2020, 11:13:37 AM
Where did you get that?

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 06, 2020, 11:32:51 AM
I mean I know where it came from... His phone from about 4 back. But how did you acquire?

Baby Baby Baby, Baby you know I love you, you know I always love you, but Jesus, Baby, you ask a lot of fucking nosy fucking questions. I mean, a lot of questions, seemingly without thinking very much about how to make it seem at all casual. Whaddya ya wanna do, spook the herd? Also, please stop asking people where they got pictures of me from, or at least, not where I have to see them answer. This ruins the fantasy.


Quote from: Silphion on December 05, 2020, 10:45:39 PM
And a miraculous Christmas to you too!

Baby, go find out if you're gonna freak out if this one sits on my lap. Try to be subtle with this. Start by apologizing for not calling everytime when I told you to. Stress that an exact replica of your apology will be used to teach children in the schools of the future. Proles love that kind of thing. Then, find out just as subtly... WHERE'S MY MONEY? HUH? HUH? HUH? Don't make me call The Duchess. I'll do it, don't think I won't.


Quote from: whoozit on December 06, 2020, 12:31:48 PM
I am rooting for you two lovebirds.

Another inspired groupie. Is this what going viral feels like? No wait don't tell me: COVID-19. Luckily I was thinking about good days for bananafish just a few days ago, so I can pick up right where I left off.

Jackstar

Quote from: ItsOver on December 06, 2020, 01:22:03 PM
keep them busy and away from the rest of us

Baby, take a gland out of this one. Any gland he can afford to lose without instant death will do. Start checking by the taint.

Jackstar

And, see, I told you that your real friends missed you. Go have fun, you deserve it.

Again.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Jackstar on December 06, 2020, 03:00:02 PM
And, see, I told you that your real friends missed you. Go have fun, you deserve it.

Again.
Sadly, I thought you were my real friend.


Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 06, 2020, 04:02:55 PM
Sadly, I thought you were my real friend.

You have more than one real friend. I am a real friend that you think of as a "white devil." You probably have more than one, but of course you never introduced me to them... you would never risk letting your Native selves become outnumbered.

How can I blame you? You and I know the truth. I am subhuman trash, and to you and your people and your family and your tribe, I always will be.

Note that I figured this out a couple years ago. I couldn't help but notice that you hated all of my friends instantly. I bet if I had even one other Native friendship, I would have really impressed you.

But I only have you. Say hello to your besties for me, perhaps one day I'll be able to pay the initiation fees in something other than beads.

Racism is pretty awful, n'est-ce pas? So is denial, junkie.

P.S. You've got mail. Stay tuned.

Jackstar

Quote from: whoozit on December 06, 2020, 12:31:48 PM
I am rooting for you two lovebirds.

You're in for a tough dig. Also, she's a Dragon. Still lovely.

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 06, 2020, 04:02:55 PM
Sadly, I thought you were my real friend.

A quick grammar lesson: the way you have structured this sentence transmits that when you did think of me as your real friend--before--you were thinking that was... sad.

I guess you were used to a higher quality class of Man before me. Joyfully, I know you will be able to achieve a higher standard for yourself now... and when you do, I am sure you will remember to JUDGE me again.

Sadly, I am looking forward to that. You are still my best friend in the whole wide world, and I am sorry, and I deeply apologize, that I am such a dumb, lazy nigger.

Semper fidelis.


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