Actual Statements Jackstar Can't Say Aloud To Grapefruit

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Ciardelo

I'm going all in on a Pubini/Falkie partnership. Pubini needs a seasoned, well traveled host and Falkie...well Falkie needs some ca$h.

(For the kitties of course)

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 07, 2021, 12:12:58 PM
I'm going all in on a Pubini/Falkie partnership.

Let me hold the door for you.

ItsOver

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 07, 2021, 12:06:44 PM
I do like the familiarity of waking up to a HUGE pile of drunk Pate posts...on the other hand...eh...there is no other hand. The Mixie & Jackie show has lost its charm. Talk about UNBELIEVABLE!

The network needs to pull that show and run a spring replacement.
Heh, heh, heh... I’m with you there.  I’m not much into soap operas with bald guys and kaiju, but every town needs an amiable drunk, as long as he doesn’t throw up on himself too much.


Ciardelo

We can just use this thread here...it's not like Jackhole hasn't made a dozen more just like it. ::)


ItsOver

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 07, 2021, 12:15:42 PM
We can just use this thread here...it's not like Jackhole hasn't made a dozen more just like it. ::)
Yep.  :)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on January 07, 2021, 12:15:22 PM
amiable drunk

He used to be when I first got here. Now he’s an angry commie drunk who should probably die in a fire now.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on January 11, 2021, 04:29:08 AM
If it isn't ringing within 11 minutes, someone is going to have problems.

My mother is off your team.


Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on January 07, 2021, 11:29:27 AM
beautiful Loverboy

Yeah, I can't say that either. I haven't heard from him, don't want to bother him, don't need to kiss the sky, don't want to kiss the sky... and basically, he can kiss my ass.

In Fortnite. A++!++

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 07, 2021, 12:06:44 PM
The Mixie & Jackie show has lost its charm. Talk about UNBELIEVABLE!

I am the charm. She is the broom. Ask her about warning lights. She loves warning lights. "You're gonna get so fucking bright. Get the fuck out." See? Classic.


Quote from: Jackstar on January 12, 2021, 06:58:15 AM
I told you, Shadow Twat--you're a public figure now
Quote from: Ciardelo on January 07, 2021, 12:06:44 PM
The network needs to pull that show and run a spring replacement.

Alright, FTFY. Time to start chipping in for the psychotherapy--GoMakeA GoFundMe, GoatFucko.


I have a hunch that this batshit crazy bird might just actually begin to get its wheels off the ground--or, get thrown into a combo wheelchair-straitjacket, whichever comes first, eh?

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on January 12, 2021, 07:25:25 AM
I have a hunch that this batshit crazy bird might just actually begin to get its wheels off the ground--or, get thrown into a combo wheelchair-straitjacket, whichever comes first, eh?

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on January 11, 2021, 05:15:54 AM
FU FU FU I hope you ROT!


You think you have problems... imagine how the algos are handling it. /flex

Jackstar


Yeah, I really have done this before. In Minecraft. I'll be honest: it's not my favorite thing to do. That'll be something more along the lines of showering with you.



Ciardelo

Quote from: Jackstar on January 19, 2021, 02:29:14 PM
We both deserve a raise.

Poor Jackie :( His chronic drug use is causing his peener to shrivel. Sad!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 19, 2021, 04:31:30 PM
Poor Jackie :( His chronic drug use is causing his peener to shrivel. Sad!

He’s also in denial about things he was recorded saying that are posted here on Bellgab. ;)

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 19, 2021, 04:38:50 PM
He’s also in denial about things he was recorded saying that are posted here on Bellgab. ;)

Commonly referred to as "being in a blackout" the addict may truly not remember the things he said.



Jackstar

It is a relief to not have to keep pretending to be able to believe the lies that you're telling without holding in bursts of belly laughter.

I'm a little disturbed to learn that you don't think that there's interesting information about the things that you've told the truth about as well as what you've chosen to lie about and that this is all there is and you're done because... you signed yourself up for the direct ticket, and I don't know what's going to happen but I do know this: whatever happened to you it happened as a direct result or whatever happened to me and I'm not particularly happy about having to be partially because it happened to both of us and the other part because you were lying to me and setting me up while I was not doing that to you.

Whatever happened while you're there it doesn't change to what happened while you were here. And what happened when you're here was that you were an embarrassment. and if there was some great and wonderful bonus that I would get from having you in my life, after having been lied openly to my face for years by you, I would love to know what it is but in the meantime I'm fine with you just posting a message once a while and doing your own thing and maybe written some poetry and... you know, you're really only good in bed when you actually love somebody. And I don't mean the autonomous you I mean like you in particular you get pretty bored pretty easy if you're not in love, and irrespective of how much I cared for you it's impossible to be appreciative of a person whothink I've never had a real friend before.

No not really. That's not how it works. The way it works is that you're such an embarrassment that for the last 18 to 17 months I haven't wanted to show you to anybody in person for fear of what you might do. So my lack of friends in my lack of contact in my lack of willingness to find new ones in my seemingly impossible ability to make connections with people I used to know, has a lot to do with how I'm terrified of what you might do to anybody you meet. And it's obvious that was a concern. you seriously told me that I had demons in my phone and then I needed a baptism and then you sent me over town to go get one and then you finally revealed oh by the way I could do it for you. Right now. oh but you were concerned that it might be a bad idea.

So you're just straight up fucking stupid then, right? didn't occur to you that at one point I would say to you, " hey why are you being stupid like this is a part of some kind of a greater plan or you just thinking I'm dumb enough to believe this crap?" because what you did while you were believing I was dumb enough to believe that crap is bad but what happened to me while you were taking away from me was worse and I hope you never know what that was like and I don't give a s*** when I ever talk to you again you treasonous imbecilic d******, honestly it'll be like if I ever eat a meal with you again, I don't really understand why I would do that? I dated you to get to know you and now I've got to know you, and wow: you treat people like shit, you don't even notice.

So you're really going to enjoy that intensive psychotherapy. Let me know how it goes! Expect mild polite and uncomfortable interest, because all I can think even now is that if you had done this a year plus ago we wouldn't have had those problems... and do you even really have these problems I think you're making it all up. which is not to say you would have problems, obviously a person who makes up this kind of s*** has problems but on top of that whatever those problems are you also have an additional problem in that... you have reminded me what I need to do with you in the future, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to really be as interested as I once was. And, believe me grapefruit--I actually used to actually care about your stupid s*** that you thought was important.

When we drove out to Central Washington? I actually thought that was important. I know everything you have a capacity to determine what is important, and if you did I would ignore you anyway, as you are obviously still working for somebody who's an idiot.

Let me know when you want to change my mind. I'll give you 32 hours to come up with a story that doesn't make me laugh and I'll give you a fair shot. Beyond that don't take yourself too seriously. I literally don't know which of the pair of you f***** each other up more, did and I'd be so happy to have you back. yeah I'm glad you're back, not because you're not there, because now you're stuck with the golem. a better hell I cannot imagine for you, and didn't you notice that that guy didn't give a s*** about him? Oh and you were also doing what you're doing for three years prior.

Or maybe not? See here's the problem you can't be trusted ever again by anyone. The whole internet knows your delightfully wonderful shape and anybody pays attention knows that you... Couldn't be faithful to a needle junkie, and then still somehow f***** up your affair and now you're both unhappy in the needle junkie is happy. You want to believe that's because I'm on a needles? I bet you do and yet I am not.

I don't care what any of you idiots believe. It obviously wasn't a winning strategy. Have you thought about which one would be more difficult to bring to a friend me or the golem? would take the golem and I could go away. I don't know how you didn't notice this. Oh that's right The golem in your whole family lies to you manipulates you too and that was beforehand.

not like a lie being alone and not having any friends and no family is actually kind of a bonus. One tip though try running away with somebody else before giving me a try again. You really are rude and impolite and embarrassing--and that's just the pillow talk.


And here's the truth of the matter The entire time I met you and knew you and was with you and lived with you you were an amazingly arrogant and annoying pain in the ass b**** with no good habits to speak of and an amazingly poor judge of character and lack of foresight. And I still love you. Best of luck, maybe you can get some buddy with a little tiny family for your kids to beat up on so they'll feel at home.

I will be amazed when you find another person that compares in that level of devotion, especially considering the circumstances you have now. You going to have date tonight in the camper with the double stinkfist? Well you know what they say Love is blind, and you're out they also say--You've been carrying on emotional affairs You've been carrying on emotional affairs even lying about for the entire time even though me and Even longer, your friendship with me was never actually a legitimate bond you only maintained it long enough to get what you wanted and you filled in the gas with other people that you didn't tell me about well yelling at me for things that you imagine I were doing because you were in denial and didn't want to admit to yourself or to anyone including me what you thought I couldn't stand but you definitely wanted to get all up in my s*** that I had no friends to pay attention to how you were playing the situation, cuz I guess you thought I didn't notice?

I know it's the first two days. but I genuinely loved you and I thought it would get better, and boy did it. And now I love you more than ever! I love you so much you can get the f*** out and go the f*** home and do her the f*** you want, My love will you feel you will be unconditional and undeniable, and you're raft of bullshit is totally unbelievable.

Lots of love, have fun! you may tell a little wonder boy that the gift he's getting for his birthday this year is never watching me argue with his mother ever again. he should be very happy as well to discover that my gift to myself is going to be never having to watch his little b**** ass argue with you. I'm not sure what you needed to tell those kids in order to get them to respect you, but I would have started with something like, if you're not good I'm just going to leave with Jack you'll never see me againbecause you're disobedient and you're no fun.

S*** I can say that with him right now. What should I say instead? Something untrue? Christ I'd rather check up with albrecht.

busy web singers that your statements that I'm going to miss you are probably statements that you were going to miss me and when you pull your head out of your ass and remember what you've done, I'll be happy to answer the call and then you're going to be discovering what it's like to be whatever someone like you becomes after I tell all my friends what you were trying to do to me. You know when your sister tells me one thing and you tell me another and you don't realize that I can see your expressions when you're not looking at me, it doesn't really leave me with confidence that you know how to keep an eye on things that are important. And you'll recall I begged you not to go.

I have a hard time believing that it was a nightmare of captivity scenario. That's the same b******* you said about me two years ago. and no one is backstabbing you I just don't give a rat's ass about whatever f****** stupid idea you thought you were going to have manifest... Yeah no one cares about your dumb ideas. Try building rapport. Try making reasonable plans. Try cooperating with people. Try explaining your children that they should probably be polite if they want to get anything out in our life. And tell yourself that you don't care that I'm going to be living alone without you and I'm kind of indifferent and maybe relieved. Completely alone sure why not what's wrong with that? Maybe I'll get a TV.

And whatever you get I know you're not going to be honest with me anyway cuz you already weren't, and you were saying I love you before then too. Nothing you ever said before mattered, so now it doesn't matter now either! I just want to make that clear.

You're busy talking to the guy that you're cheating me on with so you can't really answer my calls, and you don't seem to like hearing what a lying cheating conniving manipulative imaginating deceitful judgmental, did I mention lying? Yeah I remember. your contentious you probably names you didn't care you diminished me for your own ends and you treated me like that was completely normal, cuz I guess you bought the hype too much and imagine that I'd never had friends. No pink face I've had plenty That's how I know we treated me like a circus clown.

Okay I think it's going over the same points three times in a row is this enough? Can we quit fuckinv around and play Chess now? I would like to humiliate Bellgab a little bit more... do y'all have no idea how badly you f***** up, but trust me it's pretty bad. and I was going to leave on my 7-year anniversary anyway but I thought I'd stick around for a little bit longer.

Glad I went out with a bang. You know, you're going to miss me when I'm gone right? I went great for realizes the people were blowing smoke up her ass just to confuse her and distract you from me, when you realize they're gone when I'm gone... well actually don't know how a soulless plastic mannequin feels so, maybe you can write a little blog post about it.

I'll read it. Keep it out of my email though. That reminds me of when you were whoring yourself out and taking notes and sending delightful photos yourself to other people and not telling me. I guess you think that's okay huh? My presume people did that to you then, how's that that relevant to me? Oh, right, yeah, I'm just sub-human trash. That reminds me, time to start brushing my teeth again, I don't have to wait for Wednesday at all.

Oh and I thought you got raped that night, too. Because you actually fucking did you complete naive idiot fuck moron,  didn't mean more than that either to me.

Is this really like your first relationship or something? Go take a class Read a book or something oh yeah go to a meeting. What a great idea I have only been mentioning it every two or three months for the last two years.

Class dismissed.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Jackstar on January 24, 2021, 12:31:44 AM
It is a relief to not have to keep pretending to be able to believe the lies that you're telling without holding in bursts of belly laughter.

I'm a little disturbed to learn that you don't think that there's interesting information about the things that you've told the truth about as well as what you've chosen to lie about and that this is all there is and you're done because... you signed yourself up for the direct ticket, and I don't know what's going to happen but I do know this: whatever happened to you it happened as a direct result or whatever happened to me and I'm not particularly happy about having to be partially because it happened to both of us and the other part because you were lying to me and setting me up while I was not doing that to you.

Whatever happened while you're there it doesn't change to what happened while you were here. And what happened when you're here was that you were an embarrassment. and if there was some great and wonderful bonus that I would get from having you in my life, after having been lied openly to my face for years by you, I would love to know what it is but in the meantime I'm fine with you just posting a message once a while and doing your own thing and maybe written some poetry and... you know, you're really only good in bed when you actually love somebody. And I don't mean the autonomous you I mean like you in particular you get pretty bored pretty easy if you're not in love, and irrespective of how much I cared for you it's impossible to be appreciative of a person whothink I've never had a real friend before.

No not really. That's not how it works. The way it works is that you're such an embarrassment that for the last 18 to 17 months I haven't wanted to show you to anybody in person for fear of what you might do. So my lack of friends in my lack of contact in my lack of willingness to find new ones in my seemingly impossible ability to make connections with people I used to know, has a lot to do with how I'm terrified of what you might do to anybody you meet. And it's obvious that was a concern. you seriously told me that I had demons in my phone and then I needed a baptism and then you sent me over town to go get one and then you finally revealed oh by the way I could do it for you. Right now. oh but you were concerned that it might be a bad idea.

So you're just straight up fucking stupid then, right? didn't occur to you that at one point I would say to you, " hey why are you being stupid like this is a part of some kind of a greater plan or you just thinking I'm dumb enough to believe this crap?" because what you did while you were believing I was dumb enough to believe that crap is bad but what happened to me while you were taking away from me was worse and I hope you never know what that was like and I don't give a s*** when I ever talk to you again you treasonous imbecilic d******, honestly it'll be like if I ever eat a meal with you again, I don't really understand why I would do that? I dated you to get to know you and now I've got to know you, and wow: you treat people like shit, you don't even notice.

So you're really going to enjoy that intensive psychotherapy. Let me know how it goes! Expect mild polite and uncomfortable interest, because all I can think even now is that if you had done this a year plus ago we wouldn't have had those problems... and do you even really have these problems I think you're making it all up. which is not to say you would have problems, obviously a person who makes up this kind of s*** has problems but on top of that whatever those problems are you also have an additional problem in that... you have reminded me what I need to do with you in the future, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to really be as interested as I once was. And, believe me grapefruit--I actually used to actually care about your stupid s*** that you thought was important.

When we drove out to Central Washington? I actually thought that was important. I know everything you have a capacity to determine what is important, and if you did I would ignore you anyway, as you are obviously still working for somebody who's an idiot.

Let me know when you want to change my mind. I'll give you 32 hours to come up with a story that doesn't make me laugh and I'll give you a fair shot. Beyond that don't take yourself too seriously. I literally don't know which of the pair of you f***** each other up more, did and I'd be so happy to have you back. yeah I'm glad you're back, not because you're not there, because now you're stuck with the golem. a better hell I cannot imagine for you, and didn't you notice that that guy didn't give a s*** about him? Oh and you were also doing what you're doing for three years prior.

Or maybe not? See here's the problem you can't be trusted ever again by anyone. The whole internet knows your delightfully wonderful shape and anybody pays attention knows that you... Couldn't be faithful to a needle junkie, and then still somehow f***** up your affair and now you're both unhappy in the needle junkie is happy. You want to believe that's because I'm on a needles? I bet you do and yet I am not.

I don't care what any of you idiots believe. It obviously wasn't a winning strategy. Have you thought about which one would be more difficult to bring to a friend me or the golem? would take the golem and I could go away. I don't know how you didn't notice this. Oh that's right The golem in your whole family lies to you manipulates you too and that was beforehand.

not like a lie being alone and not having any friends and no family is actually kind of a bonus. One tip though try running away with somebody else before giving me a try again. You really are rude and impolite and embarrassing--and that's just the pillow talk.


And here's the truth of the matter The entire time I met you and knew you and was with you and lived with you you were an amazingly arrogant and annoying pain in the ass b**** with no good habits to speak of and an amazingly poor judge of character and lack of foresight. And I still love you. Best of luck, maybe you can get some buddy with a little tiny family for your kids to beat up on so they'll feel at home.

I will be amazed when you find another person that compares in that level of devotion, especially considering the circumstances you have now. You going to have date tonight in the camper with the double stinkfist? Well you know what they say Love is blind, and you're out they also say--You've been carrying on emotional affairs You've been carrying on emotional affairs even lying about for the entire time even though me and Even longer, your friendship with me was never actually a legitimate bond you only maintained it long enough to get what you wanted and you filled in the gas with other people that you didn't tell me about well yelling at me for things that you imagine I were doing because you were in denial and didn't want to admit to yourself or to anyone including me what you thought I couldn't stand but you definitely wanted to get all up in my s*** that I had no friends to pay attention to how you were playing the situation, cuz I guess you thought I didn't notice?

I know it's the first two days. but I genuinely loved you and I thought it would get better, and boy did it. And now I love you more than ever! I love you so much you can get the f*** out and go the f*** home and do her the f*** you want, My love will you feel you will be unconditional and undeniable, and you're raft of bullshit is totally unbelievable.

Lots of love, have fun! you may tell a little wonder boy that the gift he's getting for his birthday this year is never watching me argue with his mother ever again. he should be very happy as well to discover that my gift to myself is going to be never having to watch his little b**** ass argue with you. I'm not sure what you needed to tell those kids in order to get them to respect you, but I would have started with something like, if you're not good I'm just going to leave with Jack you'll never see me againbecause you're disobedient and you're no fun.

S*** I can say that with him right now. What should I say instead? Something untrue? Christ I'd rather check up with albrecht.

busy web singers that your statements that I'm going to miss you are probably statements that you were going to miss me and when you pull your head out of your ass and remember what you've done, I'll be happy to answer the call and then you're going to be discovering what it's like to be whatever someone like you becomes after I tell all my friends what you were trying to do to me. You know when your sister tells me one thing and you tell me another and you don't realize that I can see your expressions when you're not looking at me, it doesn't really leave me with confidence that you know how to keep an eye on things that are important. And you'll recall I begged you not to go.

I have a hard time believing that it was a nightmare of captivity scenario. That's the same b******* you said about me two years ago. and no one is backstabbing you I just don't give a rat's ass about whatever f****** stupid idea you thought you were going to have manifest... Yeah no one cares about your dumb ideas. Try building rapport. Try making reasonable plans. Try cooperating with people. Try explaining your children that they should probably be polite if they want to get anything out in our life. And tell yourself that you don't care that I'm going to be living alone without you and I'm kind of indifferent and maybe relieved. Completely alone sure why not what's wrong with that? Maybe I'll get a TV.

And whatever you get I know you're not going to be honest with me anyway cuz you already weren't, and you were saying I love you before then too. Nothing you ever said before mattered, so now it doesn't matter now either! I just want to make that clear.

You're busy talking to the guy that you're cheating me on with so you can't really answer my calls, and you don't seem to like hearing what a lying cheating conniving manipulative imaginating deceitful judgmental, did I mention lying? Yeah I remember. your contentious you probably names you didn't care you diminished me for your own ends and you treated me like that was completely normal, cuz I guess you bought the hype too much and imagine that I'd never had friends. No pink face I've had plenty That's how I know we treated me like a circus clown.

Okay I think it's going over the same points three times in a row is this enough? Can we quit fuckinv around and play Chess now? I would like to humiliate Bellgab a little bit more... do y'all have no idea how badly you f***** up, but trust me it's pretty bad. and I was going to leave on my 7-year anniversary anyway but I thought I'd stick around for a little bit longer.

Glad I went out with a bang. You know, you're going to miss me when I'm gone right? I went great for realizes the people were blowing smoke up her ass just to confuse her and distract you from me, when you realize they're gone when I'm gone... well actually don't know how a soulless plastic mannequin feels so, maybe you can write a little blog post about it.

I'll read it. Keep it out of my email though. That reminds me of when you were whoring yourself out and taking notes and sending delightful photos yourself to other people and not telling me. I guess you think that's okay huh? My presume people did that to you then, how's that that relevant to me? Oh, right, yeah, I'm just sub-human trash. That reminds me, time to start brushing my teeth again, I don't have to wait for Wednesday at all.

Oh and I thought you got raped that night, too. Because you actually fucking did you complete naive idiot fuck moron,  didn't mean more than that either to me.

Is this really like your first relationship or something? Go take a class Read a book or something oh yeah go to a meeting. What a great idea I have only been mentioning it every two or three months for the last two years.

Class dismissed.



Go to church
Get a therapist
Take a shower!
And for the love of all that's HOLY
Brush your teeth!

BTW
You are the liar! Your love was a lie.
It's so obvious that you are doing all of
this to cover your own shitshow.

Good luck with the replacement.
I hope she is just like you!lol


Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 19, 2021, 04:45:09 PM
the addict may truly not remember the things he said

There's a quantum chalkboard around here somewhere. Fetch, Crisco--fetch.



Ciardelo

Quote from: Jackstar on January 25, 2021, 01:31:05 PM
There's a quantum chalkboard around here somewhere. Fetch, Crisco--fetch.

It's because you operate much of your life in a Blackout, not on a Blackboard, Crackstar.

It was funny during your little panel with the cat ladies one of them (after speaking authoritatively on marijuana strains) remarked she worries about her memory.

Addicts seldom "connect the dots" in reference to the problems their addiction causes themselves.

What makes it such a damnable spiral is that the addict takes the drug to relieve the symptoms caused by the drug.

WOTR

If this is open for public contribution, then I would submit "I love you with all of my being" is an actual statement that Jackstar can't say aloud to Grapefruit. Possibly a different time, or an alternate universe. But not right now.


Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on January 24, 2021, 12:59:02 AM
Go to church
Get a therapist
Take a shower!
And for the love of all that's HOLY
Brush your teeth!
Check.
Check.
NO DEALS.
I'm gonna use a hammer. What? It's legal.


Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on January 24, 2021, 12:59:02 AM
You are the liar! Your love was a lie.
It's so obvious that you are doing all of
this to cover your own shitshow.

Good luck with the replacement.
I hope she is just like you!lol

My love is true. Twenty-five pounds of pure muscle can't be wrong.
And that's an interesting point, come to think of it. The shitshow is the foundation beneath, and all this has sprang up around it, like those besotted blackberries and the canopy of laurels. I am going to miss those bushes. Can you imagine how some people must feel about getting rid those? The desire for a radical vegetation removal is probably throbbing like a rotted tooth. You'd think they would call or write or light a candle or something, but that's not how things work in this town. I bet they totes miss me at the gas station, I really used to go the extra mile for them--and girl, is this code so ever worn out, it is about to assplode.

Replacing you with another me is an exciting idea, one in which I could really get behind, but I've already put a different thread into motion--your replacement is no option, it's fate. There's a signpost up ahead--the thunder of this trainwreck is passing through a zone of totes control. Look, just admit it, you set all this in motion so you could finally have the double-date of your dreams, without any possible risk of waking up at five to six Ayy Emm feeling like a total whore. Don't worry, Turboslut--I AM THE WHORE. FLEX. (It's cool, I blessed it. Can you believe they thought I would never do that? Jesus, I would have done it twice for free, and I pray I never have to ever stop. Rawr.)

Look, I'll be honest, at this point, what difference does it make I'm just hanging on for dear life. Hey, wait a second. Replacing you with me? That will never work, all the plants are going to die. Hey, you said you talked to Mala! I remember! I remember now! I bet she thought it was all a dream. Wake up and butter up, Sunshine. It's possible she may have begged enough for her life, for We are feeling great compassion for Her. We can feel the earth move under our feet. She's pissed, right? Here, she wants this marble, and it's a beauty.

She might be right, if only we knew. At least we know it is not a donut hole. (I can barely stand this. Seems legit. Pinch me, hold me, kill me, smuggle me.) I guess I should get to work. And as God as my witness, I'll never skip a day of casting again. What even happened? I'm a hot train of mass, rolling down the line. And, oh yeah, there's a golem up ahead. I just remembered to call!

There's nothing in the call log, btw. Sounds like a script. I'm about to ca- *click* It's time for High Tea at Castle Thunder. Jesus, Tom, are you nuts? These codes are completely off the hook. I can't put this down. Are you serious? YES. Fuck it, I'm not calling for shit--I don't think I need to call. It's not like anything has changed even one little tiny itty-bitty bit. Trust me, I know what I am doing, but I will be honest, these words are coming from outer fucking space.

This is exciting, isn't it? Get back into your container trailer, we're gonna need all the help you can get. Read my lips: NO NEW CHARGES. This not a prophecy, this is a dream of desire. TBQH, I'm fuckin' outta here a.s.a.p. so everyone can quit worrying PDQ, at least if that's still an option. Look, I'm willing to bend (but not break) a Commitment or two. How hard can this really be? Oh, and thanks for giving everyone the idea that I use Viagra--haven't filled that scrip in months, and Chinese hackers are now desperately seeking the new source that I obviously must be... oh? Really? Not meth, not speed, not Viagra, and, obviously, no G-d damn LSD-25--whore--so, what the hell is this guy on? A-R-O-L-L, that spells (PROTECTED). (I do appreciate your willingness to help, but if you really feel like continuing to run your yap to keep your flapper active, that is exactly what is going to happen. Obviously I will all--oh, that was fast. Thanks, Gripper, holy shit balls.)

Those of you who thought this was going nowhere--this is your last stop before T-zone. Yeah, I don't know what it means, either. Could be some kind of syrup, but really, there's no way to tell without moving forward. Let's just wait it out. Fuck yes.


Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on January 24, 2021, 12:59:02 AM
It's so obvious that you are doing all of this

Well.. maybe to a lawyer, but these Thelemites will never figure it out. /bombs /Ex
Do you have any idea how many people we have brought happiness to? Yeah, me neither, and I will be perfectly honest, I only care about one or two. Maybe three. We'll see. I'm busy. Four isn't looking so hot. Not at all. /cliff

I don't think I need four, but you will recall that talking about The Star is, in fact, an option. Think it over, I'll be over here, getting over something. Oh! That was fast.

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