Author The 30 Days & Nights In The Desert Of Dolly Citrus (Read 2216 times)

Day 03, 2052. I have been sent for supplies, and even this simple job has taxed my abilities to their limit. I have gotten the wrong items. I have gotten insufficient quantities and qualities of items. I have not gotten certain items at all.

If I am allowed to serve another day, I will be blessed. It is my hope that I can dramatically up my game before sunrise tomorrow.

pate · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2020, 11:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 20, 2020, 10:55:54 PM

... I will be blessed...

And sew:

Quote from: pate on October 03, 2014, 12:52:49 AM

I don't really think I'd be into watching Simple Jorch & Tommy doing heroin...

But hey, I didn't know they were all goofed up on that stuff. Sort of explains a lot, there are no coincidences y'know.

I seem to halved and stich'd mine own!

This remedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

Jackstar · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:21:41 PM »

Day 04, 1121. A little column A, a little column B.

Ciardelo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:25:05 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 21, 2020, 01:21:41 PM

Does that man have a spigot port installed?

Also, I don't think the lady's treatments are working.

Jackstar · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:42:21 PM »

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 21, 2020, 01:25:05 PM

Also, I don't think the lady's treatments are working.

https://www.messynessychic.com/2020/08/18/meet-the-new-queen-of-the-american-twilight-zone/

I don't think your sarcasm is working.

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 21, 2020, 01:25:05 PM

Does that man have a spigot port installed?

This obsession of yours may not be the healthiest one ever. I'm just saying this as a friend.

pate · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 21, 2020, 01:21:41 PM

...
Day 04, 1121. A little column A, a little column B.

Leave some room, I recommend a small fifth, key: OG...

https://youtu.be/xmAD0TzR4C8

But that is just my opinion, man.

-p

Jackstar · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:07:29 PM »

https://youtu.be/KJVUqzU7B-Q

Quote from: pate on August 21, 2020, 01:55:52 PM

I recommend a small fifth, key: OG...

Day 04, 1206: just shoot me.

Ciardelo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2020, 03:34:09 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 21, 2020, 02:07:29 PM

Day 04, 1206: just shoot me.

She don't go very fast but she goes pretty far...

Quick! Name another Melanie top 40!

pate · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2020, 03:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 21, 2020, 03:34:09 PM

...
Quick! Name another Melanie top 40!

I will not wait for the translation:

For the Win: "Gently Basted Lamb"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_JDh7rptOA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQGSOzlOBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpIJl8VDGQQ

Jackstar · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2020, 04:40:55 PM »

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Day 04, 1437: Yep. This is muh' fuckin' life. Still--superior to ~~that lying h*** who assaulted me~~ any Clinton presidency.

Ciardelo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:00:06 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 21, 2020, 01:42:21 PM

https://www.messynessychic.com/2020/08/18/meet-the-new-queen-of-the-american-twilight-zone

This obsession of yours may not be the healthiest one ever. I'm just saying this as a friend.

mmm boobies

Jackstar · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2020, 01:32:43 AM »

Day 04, 2329: It feels like a year already! Perhaps this is what one's life flashing before one's eyes feels like when one is hella baked.

Jackstar · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2020, 09:47:48 AM »

Day 05, 0746: I am surrounded by peasants.

Jackstar · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2020, 07:05:47 PM »

Day 05, 1700: there are creative differences.

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All right, take three this is just test okay you were saying.

Do you think I'll get in trouble for rebug testing? Alex Jones. Oh shit. I'm not even I'm rebroad guessing. Nathan, oh my God, what about you tonight so sweetness this morning when I was perfectly happy don't sweetness. I mean, they're sweet you just tore my ass, hey didn't act like you love me now.

I'm not acting like I love you. I do love you, oh that's what it was.

I remember now. Supposed to feel that you've left the yard becomes you're not supposed to oh who is? You just. Place no fucking yard maintenance or fucking ever clean your kitchen. I don't think I've seen you clean that kitchen in three years and I'm not exaggerating with that you're asking me if I like this.

You liked it you didn't you just imply. Okay, well now you remind me now it's on now it's on not gonna get transcript, oh that was a hell of a take three. Darling coach, my phone is. Oh my.

God because you're a fucking sneaky person lying, you know, what oh god if this will only be another five minutes. Oh yeah okay, okay, so grapefruit is just accused clergy of being a secret pop or no, no she said I wanted to be a secret cop secret police secret agent, she said I wanted to be secret agent and they wouldn't let me and I wanted to say unequivocally.

She she said that they wouldn't let me in the DEA because they did too many drugs, okay? And she says that those fuckers do a lot of drugs okay, so she's mistaken. I've never tried. I bet I bet under the right circumstances they welcome you to open arm, but that is not true, that's not true who.

Thank God the NRO. I didn't know that on my name was on their fucking memo. Jesus, okay, no. I don't want to work for any of those people. Should be more than we all already do thank God. I don't want any part of ice fuck them fucking Jesus Lord.

Taking the movie down prices like my mortal enemy. I've got unlicensed parts from a fucking dematerialization beam in my fucking limbic system, you want me to talk to immigrations and customs for yeah, the customer is for fucking using parts or whatever the fuck alright this is. I have now I have to fucking now we have to go for other fucking three minutes.

You really don't remember my code. I gave to you all right, do you want to do you want to talk for two minutes and three seconds while Nathan goes on the bathroom or not with your finished? Oh Jesus, I don't want to do video.

Oh my god is that threat what what relax? If I if I if that's a threat then why am I totally intelligent more than threatened is this little threat if you're targeted to delete it, can you but okay. I know you can say butt pucker, but can you say totalated so yes or no answer?

I can by choose not to oh my god set. Is it trademarked okay you've got okay. I'm publishing this fuck this this is supposed to be a test thank you fuck this going straight to web. I don't give a fuck. I am the holder of the sacred challenge if I don't give a single right wet fuck so that's going up you got you got 52 seconds.

I'm not going to bonus round though don't think I can. That's old material that's that that's copy right now, you got to talk to Danielle. I do know me why would he care so I'll just see what I well well. I think I think if you impinge on somebody's trademark and then.

Shit lady. No this isn't no I'm disabled. I can't edit things this is fair use. Not lying no believing I'm fucking disabled. Jesus it's like a fucking screwdriver into my brain, four, four, four, four, four four what do you got because this is going out. I'm not I'm not going to bonus round.

I'm not. The fuck is this in the background? It's a woman, okay, stop. I suppose but but I don't want I don't like you to feel like you're in competition, okay sing your little song again, we're almost we're almost a bonus round now we're in overtime with. My concrete but sing your little please sweetie, please be positive sing your little song.

That was nice.

Again, oh this Saturday.

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Jackstar · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2020, 10:12:29 PM »

Recommended.

SpaceMeowMaid · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2020, 08:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 22, 2020, 07:05:47 PM

Day 05, 1700: there are creative differences.

omg this will sound like shit.txt (3.93 kB)

It's hard to throw your heart and soul into something when you are incarcerated... I will try harder next time.K xoxoxo

Dr. MD MD · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2020, 08:46:33 PM »

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 24, 2020, 08:42:29 PM

It's hard to throw your heart and soul into something when you are incarcerated... I will try harder next time.K xoxoxo

Mmm...Sounds like yer wafflin.

Jackstar · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2020, 09:08:45 PM »

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 24, 2020, 08:42:29 PM

It's hard to throw your heart and soul into something when you are incarcerated...

Huge moves afoot.

Afoot. You may ask why my sides are not a foot in orbit already? The answer is that, I am an exceptionally grounded individual.

VC · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2020, 09:51:54 PM »

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 24, 2020, 08:42:29 PM

It's hard to throw your heart and soul into something when you are incarcerated... I will try harder next time.K xoxoxo

Ok, you two seem harmless enough.

How 'bout some moar tarot readings... if that was you...

Jackstar · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2020, 10:00:25 PM »

Quote from: VC on August 24, 2020, 09:51:54 PM

How 'bout some moar tarot readings... if that was you...

That will be 500 billion quatloos please.

Jackstar · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2020, 10:05:17 PM »

Day 06, 2005: I've chosen to solve the creative differences by getting myself profoundly drunk.

SpaceMeowMaid · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2020, 10:44:44 PM »

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 24, 2020, 08:46:33 PM

Mmm...Sounds like yer wafflin.

Hmmmm well I love waffles and Slingblade, but EHM

do you deliver?