Dumb Americans at Bell Gab

[aldousburbank]

As a hetero norm long-haired weed smoking conservative person of color who will be visiting your clusterfuk of a city soon, should a bag of leftist urine make its incursion onto my being I shall be quite pissed sir.

Do you want to get a beer afterwards?

A missing vowel AND a missing consonant? I don't even know where to begin to correct this. I give up. I'll just go start drinking early.

... aaand, I'm spent.

Dear Mr. Star,

I have been reconsidering my post and your dissappointment vis-à-vis my lack of lucidity. It’s time to say how deeply sorry I am for this. And for Building 7.

[pate]

You Xi-Sisted some plaice and a bag of Urine was handed?

Nautical Shore, but that may be a sign of Respekt?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUbD09hVaNw

[eviUru]

A missing vowel AND a missing consonant? I don't even know where to begin to correct this. I give up. I'll just go start drinking early.

... aaand, I'm spent.

SERIOUS QUESTION:
Besides spelling and delivering flowers, do you have any real useful life skills.
Or that's it.

If that's it, then you are a leech on the society.
I feel so deeply sorry for you.

[Jackstar]

do you have any real useful life skills.
Or that's it.

I can instantly identify douchebags from very small samples of their written work. You would be surprised how much money this talent can save a person, especially when one is a U.S. citizen.

This may not qualify as a 'skill.' It may have been a talent I was born with.

If that's it, then you are a leech on the society.

Well, that's really just your opinion. Similarly, it does appear to me that you have a talent of your own! Isn't that nice?

I feel so deeply sorry for you.

Prove it.

[Jackstar]

And for Building 7.

It was a trashy building in the ghetto anyway. Don't worry about it.

[pate]

It was a trashy building in the ghetto anyway. Don't worry about it.

Snappy



Tea!

muy Bothans!

[eviUru]

Prove it

OK.

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

[Jackstar]

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Yes, but that's just because you don't have a penis.

[K_Dubb]

OK.

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Fine, but would you heave a bag of urine?

oh my sides god help me

[Dr. MD MD]

Fine, but would you heave a bag of urine?

oh my sides god help me

Here’s what I’ve got for you: a bag of urine followed by a bag of whole milk (turns sour and stinks pretty quickly in that climate) followed by a bag of feces. I call it the K_Dubb special.

[K_Dubb]

Here’s what I’ve got for you: a bag of urine followed by a bag of whole milk (turns sour and stinks pretty quickly in that climate) followed by a bag of feces. I call it the K_Dubb special.

You're so cute.  Would you flick a booger in my direction, too, just for good measure?

[pate]

You're so cute.  Would you flick a booger in my direction, too, just for good measure?

DOc, eye GOT this:  Fuchs Yew Commie Faggot!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF0l9A67kkU
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pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are goin' to fix this shit"

[Dr. MD MD]

You're so cute.  Would you flick a booger in my direction, too, just for good measure?

Sure! Why not?!