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Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #120 on: August 23, 2020, 02:11:32 PM »
As a hetero norm long-haired weed smoking conservative person of color who will be visiting your clusterfuk of a city soon, should a bag of leftist urine make its incursion onto my being I shall be quite pissed sir.

Do you want to get a beer afterwards?

A missing vowel AND a missing consonant? I don't even know where to begin to correct this. I give up. I'll just go start drinking early.

... aaand, I'm spent.

Dear Mr. Star,

I have been reconsidering my post and your dissappointment vis-ŗ-vis my lack of lucidity. Itís time to say how deeply sorry I am for this. And for Building 7.

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #121 on: August 23, 2020, 05:41:01 PM »
You Xi-Sisted some plaice and a bag of Urine was handed?

Nautical Shore, but that may be a sign of Respekt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUbD09hVaNw

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #122 on: August 23, 2020, 06:15:48 PM »
A missing vowel AND a missing consonant? I don't even know where to begin to correct this. I give up. I'll just go start drinking early.

... aaand, I'm spent.

SERIOUS QUESTION:
Besides spelling and delivering flowers, do you have any real useful life skills.
Or that's it.

If that's it, then you are a leech on the society.
I feel so deeply sorry for you.

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #123 on: August 23, 2020, 06:24:24 PM »
do you have any real useful life skills.
Or that's it.

I can instantly identify douchebags from very small samples of their written work. You would be surprised how much money this talent can save a person, especially when one is a U.S. citizen.

This may not qualify as a 'skill.' It may have been a talent I was born with.

If that's it, then you are a leech on the society.

Well, that's really just your opinion. Similarly, it does appear to me that you have a talent of your own! Isn't that nice?

I feel so deeply sorry for you.

Prove it.

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #124 on: August 23, 2020, 06:25:36 PM »
And for Building 7.

It was a trashy building in the ghetto anyway. Don't worry about it.

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #125 on: August 23, 2020, 06:28:37 PM »
It was a trashy building in the ghetto anyway. Don't worry about it.

Snappy



Tea!

muy Bothans!

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #126 on: August 23, 2020, 06:33:53 PM »
Prove it

OK.

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #127 on: August 23, 2020, 06:45:59 PM »
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Yes, but that's just because you don't have a penis.

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #128 on: August 23, 2020, 06:49:15 PM »
OK.

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Fine, but would you heave a bag of urine?

oh my sides god help me

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #129 on: August 23, 2020, 07:22:46 PM »
Fine, but would you heave a bag of urine?

oh my sides god help me

Hereís what Iíve got for you: a bag of urine followed by a bag of whole milk (turns sour and stinks pretty quickly in that climate) followed by a bag of feces. I call it the K_Dubb special. ;)

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #130 on: August 23, 2020, 07:37:58 PM »
Hereís what Iíve got for you: a bag of urine followed by a bag of whole milk (turns sour and stinks pretty quickly in that climate) followed by a bag of feces. I call it the K_Dubb special. ;)

You're so cute.  Would you flick a booger in my direction, too, just for good measure?

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #131 on: August 23, 2020, 07:53:56 PM »
You're so cute.  Would you flick a booger in my direction, too, just for good measure?

DOc, eye GOT this:  Fuchs Yew Commie Faggot!

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pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are goin' to fix this shit"

Dumb Americans at Bell Gab
« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2020, 09:09:49 PM »
You're so cute.  Would you flick a booger in my direction, too, just for good measure?

Sure! Why not?!