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Stellar:
I'm considering this to be maybe the food, water and shit we injest which dumbs us down.

http://youtu.be/KLODGhEyLvk

Kidnostad3:

--- Quote from: Stellar on August 08, 2020, 08:07:24 PM ---I'm considering this to be maybe the food, water and shit we injest which dumbs us down.

http://youtu.be/KLODGhEyLvk

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You have no idea of what normal people find interesting.  Stop starting shit threads that go nowhere.

Dr. MD MD:

--- Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 13, 2020, 05:16:35 PM ---normal people

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Nah! Hes not senile. ::) ;D

SredniVashtar:
This is a long-overdue thread and often comes up at the weekly meetings I have with prominent socialist agitators. We call it 'The American Problem'.

As I often like to say, I have loathed and despised Americans since before it was cool. They are, without question, the worst nation on Earth; even outpacing Australians, which is no mean achievement. Obese, smelly, and preternaturally unintelligent, they are the curse of the world. 'Led' by a cretinous imposter, whose dim-witted acolytes could watch him jamming hamsters up his anus without affecting their slack-jawed idolatry, one has to ask, rather like my hero Lenin, 'what is to be done?' I favour steering them into a very large, deep pit, on the promise of a free voucher to gorge themselves stupid at their favourite burger shack. While they're in there we mobilise as many aircraft as humanly possible to drop as much heavy shit on them as we can. We can play some soothing music while the smushing goes on (I don't want to be accused of undue cruelty) but this is the most cost-effective solution, and we can then use the human fertiliser to plant lovely gardens and help the environment.

Dr. MD MD:

--- Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 14, 2020, 11:42:16 AM ---This is a long-overdue thread and often comes up at the weekly meetings I have with prominent socialist agitators. We call it 'The American Problem'.

As I often like to say, I have loathed and despised Americans since before it was cool. They are, without question, the worst nation on Earth; even outpacing Australians, which is no mean achievement. Obese, smelly, and preternaturally unintelligent, they are the curse of the world. 'Led' by a cretinous imposter, whose dim-witted acolytes could watch him jamming hamsters up his anus without affecting their slack-jawed idolatry, one has to ask, rather like my hero Lenin, 'what is to be done?' I favour steering them into a very large, deep pit, on the promise of a free voucher to gorge themselves stupid at their favourite burger shack. While they're in there we mobilise as many aircraft as humanly possible to drop as much heavy shit on them as we can. We can play some soothing music while the smushing goes on (I don't want to be accused of undue cruelty) but this is the most cost-effective solution, and we can then use the human fertiliser to plant lovely gardens and help the environment.

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