RUBNI'S CONSPIRACY RADIO NETWOK - David Rubini

[Jackstar]

Oh honey the Rus were pagans and not Christians

Prove it.

[Jackstar]

He had one

stab stab stab

[K_Dubb]

Prove it.

I base it mainly on ibn Fadlan's famously salacious account of the cremation of a chief within his ship preceded by drug-fueled ecstatic visions, group sex and human sacrifice.  The main thing I remember is that the pyre was lit by a naked man walking backward and covering his anus with one hand, presumably to prevent any newly liberated spirits from entering.

[Jackstar]

Your sources suck.

I base it mainly on ibn Fadlan

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criem/2012/154025/

[K_Dubb]

Your sources suck.

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criem/2012/154025/

Also, though I blush to propose it, it seems, from the attached paper full of late 19th-century maundering racial theory, that your mermaid may have confused Arian and Aryan which, though I have heard whispered reports, I never dreamed in my life I would actually witness.  Praise God for small mercies!  His world is a beautiful place.

[Jackstar]

the attached paper full of late 19th-century maundering racial theory

Email this to me directly. I'll be ready for your cookies later.

[K_Dubb]

Email this to me directly. I'll be ready for your cookies later.

Her link no longer works, mysteriously, but I have a pdf copy of "The Aryan and the Semite" by J. W. Jackson from the 1869 Anthropological Review of the Royal Anthropological Society of Great Britain and Ireland saved on my phone for a nightcap.  Such glee!

[WOTR]

Once again it seems that I have missed something... No more Rubini? AND his account and posting history appears to be wiped? 

[K_Dubb]

Here, I reproduce the peroration in all its magnificence:

"The fact that the Aryans and the Semites have their material roots, respectively, in the Turanian and Negroid types of uncultured man would imply that it is to those divisions they would have recourse in their periods of physical exhaustion for a fresh baptism of bone and muscle, sometimes immediately, as in the case of direct Turanian conquest, and at others more remotely, and in a modified form, as in the Slavonic invasions of Greece, and the Teutonic colonization of the Celtic areas of western Europe.  But for mental invigoration and refinement, implying of course a proportionate development of the nervous system, probably the most efficient process is interaction between the two great and contradistinguished types of Caucasian men, that constitute the especial subject matter of our present remarks, under which the Semitic element conduces to moral elevation, and the Aryan provides for intellectual expansion." (italics mine)

Let copulation thrive!

[Jackstar]

I reproduce the peroration

... Gay.

[Jackstar]

Once again it seems that I have missed something...

Check your Amendments, Tasty Slave.

[Jackstar]

Let copulation thrive!

Can you do this, like... somewhere, else? Thanks in advance.

[Jackstar]

Her link no longer works, mysteriously [...] a nightcap.  Such glee!

It's not that mysterious: whores are on the move a lot. Call me, Fucko.

[Jackstar]

Can you do this, like... somewhere, else? Thanks in advance.

It's not that mysterious: whores are on the move a lot. Call me, Fucko.

I'll be honest: these two posts could probably have been combined into one, however... COVID-19. Sad!

[Jackstar]

I have a pdf copy of "The Aryan and the Semite" by J. W. Jackson

Is this... code porn porn? Have your flunkies contact my flunkies IMMEDIATELY. Get out there and PUSH, you Got-damn savage. I'll suck your dick. I'm just sayin'.

[K_Dubb]

Can you do this, like... somewhere, else? Thanks in advance.

No.  It is late at night in the empty halls of bellgab and I will shriek and hoot and gibber as I please, naked as a jaybird.

[Jackstar]

Call me, Fucko.

At this point, what difference does it make? this simply won't do.

[Jackstar]

the empty halls of bellgab

INVISIBLE INK, FUCKO. GET IT TOGETHER. I WILL CUT YOU.

P.S. I AM BLEEDING OUT MY ASS.

[K_Dubb]

I'll suck your dick. I'm just sayin'.

Not with those teeth you won't, sweet cheeks.

[Jackstar]

naked as a jaybird.

IF AN OWL TASTES LIKE A CHICKEN THAT READS, THEN SURELY A JAYBIRD MUST TASTE LIKE A CHICKEN THAT READS and understands.

p.s. Fuck your mother. DO IT NOW

[Jackstar]

Not with those teeth you won't, sweet cheeks.

Do me a favor, Cub Scout.

[Jackstar]

I will shriek and hoot and gibber as I please

When is this not the case? Asking for The Discovery Channel.

[Jackstar]

No more Rubini?

I AM RUBINI, YOU IGNORANT NORTHERN CUNT FUCKO

[Silphion]

Just how (CENSORED) (REDACTED) are you? Asking for a friend. Honestly curious. I need a baseline here.

Just how 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 am I, you may ask?
Awoken from my slumbers with your restless plaintiff bleating ...

And one shouldn't bring a friend into this, imaginary as they may be,
unless a bolstering of support is absolutely necessary at this late hour.
Some people, like the Störer, require all the friends they can get.
Otherwise, the multitude can simply go to ⬛⬛⬛⬛ and all will be forgiven.

Curiosity, on your part, has never been in question, but honesty - rarely a factor.
Likewise, your petty needs for obscure titillation are of little or no concern of mine.

Now, quiet down and let the rest of the Kingdom sleep in peace.
WE must return to lucid dreaming in the golden Land of Nod.

[K_Dubb]

I need a Semite.  Where is that Jew, Rubini?

[Jackstar]

Some people, like the Störer

Fuck him and fuck you too.

Now, quiet down and let the rest of the Kingdom sleep in peace.
WE must return to lucid dreaming in the golden Land of Nod.

Just shut your whorish mouth. What are you--all out of juice boxes? Sad!

[K_Dubb]

Hott little yeshiva boy, I need my morals elevated.

[Jackstar]

I need a Semite.

Meet me on The Ave. I can hook you up, Sailor.

[Jackstar]

I need my morals elevated.

Are you saying you need an attitude adjustment? Pathetic.

[Jackstar]

Just how 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 am I, you may ask?

You are projecting. I asked no such thing. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.