Started by Camazotz Automat, July 19, 2020, 04:20:50 PM
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Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 19, 2020, 04:20:50 PM"YOU HAVE A KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR AND BRING OUT THE BEST IN OTHERS" [...] And many would argue "BEAST."
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 19, 2020, 04:24:11 PMI call dibs on BREASTS.
Quote from: ksm32 on July 19, 2020, 09:36:23 PM- Your wife owns you, fuckface.
Quote from: whoozit on July 20, 2020, 12:58:06 PMDrop the cookie fat fuck.
Quote from: whoozit on July 20, 2020, 01:58:49 PMIâ€™m not the one that wrote the fortune I received.
Quote from: ksm32 on July 20, 2020, 02:21:57 PMWell now you're becoming difficult. I'm on your side in this, you're not a "fat fuck" ..I assume. Maybe you got the wrong cookie? This is getting kind of confusing and somewhat bewildering so I'm bowing out of this conversation now.Best, KSM
Quote from: ksm32 on July 20, 2020, 02:21:57 PMThis is getting kind of confusing and somewhat bewildering
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 19, 2020, 04:20:50 PM"YOU HAVE A KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR AND BRING OUT THE BEST IN OTHERS"Thank you, Panda Express. Tell me something I don't already know. And many would argue "BEAST."No lucky lotto numbers?Kind of a gyp.
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Quote from: Camazotz Automat on September 22, 2020, 07:02:02 AMGOD PLAYS POCKET HUMANS ON HIS DEVICE THE WAY YOU PLAY POCKET FROGS ON YOUR SMART PHONE.Your lucky numbers are:F U C K Y O U(ribbit)I will not return to this Chinese restaurant again, due to the abrasive fortune.
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on September 16, 2020, 01:54:37 AMWE MUST ALWAYS HAVE OLD MEMORIES AND YOUNG HOPES5 14 19 26 40 45Finally! A fortune cookie supplying numbers on the back of the slip. Gambling addiction may safely proceed.Though this is the "broad advice" type of fortune I don't care for much.I want to know when a car is going to kill me. Date. Time. Make and model. I want to know I am going to be rich and travel to exotic lands - not this old memories & young hopes nonsense.My forbidden kingdom for a decent fortune! As for my meal while briefly abroad, it beat Panda Express back in the States nine ways to Sunday not simply due to a fortune slip with numbers, but because of the immaculate layout and preparation and selection of food. I ate until I was incapacitated. Completely immobile.Lunchtime patrons were disgusted at my Jabba the Hutt countenance as I was wheeled out on a contrivance pieced together of three connected gurneys from three EMT vehicles. Unlike the buffet herd, my food server was unfazed by my gluttony as I glided past her. (I had tipped her generously just before paralysis set in.)"You come back, Fatty Jabba. Anytime! 'Kay?"Outside, as a translucent green oxygen mask was lowered onto my face, I didn't give a damn about old memories or new hopes mentioned in the fortune.I just wanted to breathe beneath my collapsing weight.Chopsticks88 Reid StreetHamilton, BermudaAll You Can Eat Lunch Buffet:Price: $$Food: 🌟🌟🌟🌟Service: 🌟🌟🌟🌟Atmosphere: 🌟🌟🌟🌟Fortune: 🌟 Meh. But the numbers!Bonus: FREE Chopsticks Restaurant pdf menu file below. Oh, the glorious benefits of the internet superhighway.
Quote from: albrecht on September 22, 2020, 09:57:24 AMAnd they are in compliance with the Liquor Licensing laws.https://www.gov.bm/theofficialgazette/notices/gn04022020 And the applicant/manager has an intriguing name. Almost something out of James Bond or a Penthouse Letters.