Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: pate on July 20, 2020, 08:34:48 PMAs Jaskstar asked me yesterday "I this your final answer?"
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 20, 2020, 12:14:17 PMI would defer that to POTUS, VEEP and the Big Chicken. I believe he mentioned a "New Inquisition"
Quote from: pate on July 20, 2020, 01:45:45 PMWelcome, aboard. Now fix that shit!I am very excited, if I understand you correctly, to have you with us as we fix some shit.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit."
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 04:41:53 AMI would like to remind everyone that I put the "pate" in "Patriotic."That is all, Carry on!!!Thank you in advance. It is a pleasure to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: pate on July 20, 2020, 08:34:48 PMBrother K_Dubb? I specifically said the betrayals &c, are to begin only after the first 100 days initiative. Why does your heart falter? Is it the Work before us, yes difficult; but so is walking 350 pounds of moving canine on 12 legs. Hans, Mongo and Flip of course are absolutely delighted at the prospect. Ah, the fickleness of the Ute!Wait a second, if you wish to identify as a Ute and take Chief Dog-Walker as your new name that is cool too, I guess.If it is the Constitutional age requirement for Vice-President, why, it just occurred to me that WE CAN FIX THAT SHIT! Please tell me what troubles your heart, maybe Big Chicken can help counsel you in these difficult times.I would hate for the official Make America Pate Again campaign BellGab/bellchan account signature line be changed to:While I frantically search for a more suitable replacement at the 11th hour! Think of the optics.As Jaskstar asked me yesterday "I this your final answer?"I'd like to ask everybody aboard to help me fix this latest campaign crisis shit; there are so many other important things that critically need fixing!I am glad that the PMs functionality has not yet been restored and this minor dispute is out in the open. That is the kind of clear and crystalline quality transparency all my people can expect as we Make America Pate Again!Let's fix this shit, immediately. It really hits me in the feelz, yo!pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 21, 2020, 11:46:39 AMOh dear pate it was a simple misunderstanding! I thought whoozit's zeal to convert the fatties from their self-destructive sugar-worship exceeded my own, but he was just quoting his cookie. I will gladly take up the second fiddle again, and play as best I might.I will not let you down, sir, though I may have to walk the dogs one at a time.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 07:39:20 PMTrue warriors like paladin1991 are always welcome to the Make America Pate Again banquet table! Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Federal Communications Commission, Marine Corps Commandant, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Central Intelligence Agency, Special Operations Command; the list of suitable posts for my pal is long. There are many seats left at the table; hell if he wants a nice tropical gig Marine Corps Base Hawaii might benefit from his wise leadership? He has only to ask, and it will be his. I can only imagine the herculean efforts paladin1991 could make with us on all the shit that needs fixing! I would be proud to have him aboard. Few Presidential candidates have had people of his high-caliber on their teams, this is an exciting time with adventures on the horizon.What do you say paladin1991, do you want to help us fix this shit? I would be honored if you joined us, we have a lot of shit to fix.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: whoozit on July 21, 2020, 11:50:39 AMIt is good advice to most, just not to me. Iâ€™m not afraid of having the tough conversations. Please reconsider your reconsideration.
Quote from: paladin1991 on July 21, 2020, 11:59:59 AMKdubb, bake me something sweet and savory.
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Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 12:23:18 PMI think I need some one to fix that shit for me, or at least advise me.
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 12:23:18 PMmy galactic standings? I did not know that such information was available, perhaps I don't need to know that. According to Jackstar the entire GALAXY follows this process? I am quickly becoming lost at sea, hear.
Quote from: paladin1991 on July 21, 2020, 11:59:59 AMMY Brothers. I am humbled at the call. And I respond, ''If not me, then who?" I am compelled by the power of Christ to accept all the power that you would invest in me. It's time to 'fix this shit.' Jackstar, fire up some coffee. Kdubb, bake me something sweet and savory. Chefist, you .... you... stay the fuck out of the way. FDR, start rolling in your grave. Females, begin ovulating, and get me some landing strips! Stat! Let's get those trains rolling on time. No, SloJo, no! Not 'pull a train' it's trains running on time. It's a thing. Pass the word to the ROC and India that we have their backs and now is the time to coordinate Operation Kashmiri Eggroll. Get me Israel, tell them that the Iranians said gefelte fish sandwiches are for shit. And we stand back and watch the nuclear shit fly. I think that's about all we can reasonably expect in the next 12 hours. Annnnnd, where is my fucking coffee, Jackstar?
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 12:37:58 PMSo what is the plum-post you want?
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 12:23:18 PMI think I need some one to fix that shit for me, or at least advise me. My current idea is to simply list the tickets in alphabetical order. Is the field settled enough for this yet, if it is a permanent poll for this thread? I am loathe to press buttons of which I have little understanding of their results, but sometimes do so anyway. This "Add Poll" button would be so much more tempting if it were bright red and flashing...pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: Juan on July 21, 2020, 02:21:23 PMMr. Pate,Whoâ€™s (Ramona) heads should we be prepared to crack in Portland- the godless commie rioters, Trumpâ€™s secret private army dressed in unlabeled Storm Trooper uniforms and snatching mostly peaceful protesters off the streets, both, or just isolate them and let them fight it out on a live stream?
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Quote from: K_Dubb on July 21, 2020, 01:35:52 PM... What are we called? I am affiliated with you so I suppose I would be a patist...
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 03:57:30 PMThink of how vast that school of pleased fishwives would be?
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 03:57:30 PMEDITOR!!!
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 03:36:15 PMI need some help fixing this shit
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 21, 2020, 07:12:19 AMPresident To Be Pate,The Big Chicken has just finished devouring a small pig for breakfast and will now be hitting the road in the 1975 Cadillac Chicken Mobile to lay eyes on the proposed site for New Jerusalem. The proposed location was determined after many hours of scouring maps for a suitable location. The 8-Track will be fired up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxAVEscOmA
Apogees in advance. Difficult times do not indicate future performance. All hedged bets must be fixed. People can and do lose money; others occasionally find some. That is all -Carrie Anne
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 12:00:51 AMThis ceaseless toil, maddening! Always the middle, never the end! A list of shit to fix; and my name probably on it. I work on many things, but some things are left un-fixed!
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 21, 2020, 12:14:07 PMPoint of order: do you prefer "Yes, Sir!" or "Aye-aye, Sir!"?