Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: ItsOver on July 18, 2020, 08:01:46 PMYou had me at "ban most modern tv shows." In particular, the damn awful, low IQ, leftist propganda, bitch populated daytime shows should be outlawed and their whiny so-called hosts should be placed in chains and forced to watch non-stop episodes of "Black Sheep Squadron."
Quote from: albrecht on July 18, 2020, 07:34:02 PMCaveat, for our enemies or for the disloyal domestic press, I suggest Dave Norrie, Norry, or whatever his name is. He has the official C.V. that they will be fooled (prior public relations experience, previous radio experience, live 'big events,' etc.) But his answers will confuse. His explanations will cause our enemies to be over-confident. And he does show up, mostly, on time and has proven to be able to spout gobble-de-gook and nonsense for hours at end. Putting our enemies, foreign and domestic, to sleep or to go away.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 08:02:15 PMWhoever that Director is will have a pretty full plate fulfilling a few of Jackstar's more difficult requests.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 08:02:15 PMWhoever that Director
Quote from: albrecht on July 18, 2020, 07:49:37 PMIf this rule applies to beaches, creeks, and rivers and public park pools this would help me enforce my actions in charge of ICE. I also suggest calipers be used to identify "close set eyes," signs of a criminal. Though this could impact our negotiations as head of ICE to find a broad coalition over use of illegal fireworks, tobacco, and drinking with the Hispanic community especially and also certain white and Italian demographics- which could be solved, maybe, be a happy medium in which 'wife-beaters' are allowed? Only in those settings, as a temporary measure. (Like all revolutions after seizing power we can purge the ranks, as it were.)
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2020, 08:06:34 PMStepping out of the shadows a little bit now.It is obvious the United States is doing too much worldwide in too many places. Long past time to pull back a bit. The conversations will be hard and problematic. How does pate greet the Emir of the Trucial States before he tells him to screw off to his face. Does pate bow his head slightly? Does pate bow at the waist? Does pate kiss the Emir's ring? pate will need sound advice in this area. Old world, colonizer advice. I propose Sredni Vashtar as Chief of Protocol. He will keep pate on the straight and narrow and teach him how to handle all those forks at state dinners.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 08:17:13 PMthe crackdown
Quote from: albrecht on July 18, 2020, 08:20:45 PMNote: he will have no access to classified, or even publicly available, information.
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 18, 2020, 08:22:45 PMHOTFIX: Canceled. Application window for rescheduling: TENTATIVE.Next available date: In the year 2222, plus or minus 55. I'm told that loopholes portholes are being closed as I type this.Just between you and me, I won't allow this kind of thing to continue. I need to traceroute some nodes first though. Deal with it.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 07:39:37 PMIt would be my pleasure to head up the Joint Shaming Task Force. Calipers should be as prevalent as masks, and required for shopping. No entry to grocery or convenience stores if you can pinch more than an inch. And no more t-shirts in the pool, either -- you're not fooling anybody fat boy.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 08:29:47 PMI plan to resign at the end of the first 100 days initiative
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2020, 08:26:06 PMmeet your new Director of the National Reconnaissance Office - Chocolate Covered Jackboot.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 08:25:42 PMlose the moobs
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 08:25:42 PMsweetie
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 18, 2020, 08:35:16 PMJust like Samson, eh? NO DEALS.The Winds of Witherspoon are bitter, but nowhere near as bitter as The Biter's. 'Ware. 'Ware!!
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 08:29:47 PMThis is exactly why I chose K_Dubb as my running mate! He knows there's all kinds of shit to fix! I plan to discuss his Joint Shaming Task Force with him during our every other Tuesday Joint Presidential Morning Physical Fitness run. Maybe brings some press along and have an official Vice-Presidential Briefing on the progress he is making with that, some of those reporters could surely benefit from a run! Hell, I think we should bring calipers with us on the run and have our security detail detain suspect obese individuals for Vice-Presidential determination of physical fitness level. He could then deliver a stern lecture to them, while I shake my head in disappointment and disgust as appropriate. Hell, I might even run shirtless; for America and my people!Mainly, that is going to be his bag. As I plan to resign at the end of the first 100 days initiative and return to my beloved People's Free Democratic Republic of Pate, and take back up my duly elected by unanimous assent Benevolent and Just Dictator-for-Life reins. The PFDRP will then be officially be recognized by the United States and he will dispatch a canine ambassador to the PFDRP to maintain diplomatic relations, I suppose I will have to build an embassy in the back yard or something? Hell, I suppose K-Dubb could cede some of the surrounding property to the PFDRP as part of the official normalization of PFDRP statehood process? That'd be pretty cool!pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 08:47:50 PMthe presidential library and dog park.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 08:47:50 PMI think a large security buffer around the PFDRP is perfectly reasonable
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 09:08:10 PMI was educated in table manners, my southern belle mother made sure of that I am fully capable of proper behavior in civil society. I clean up great, look dashing in my tailored suits that I never wear. I could probably use a Chief of Protocol, why not?Sredni Vashtar, though? Could I depend on his advice, this seems doubtful.He's not an American Citizen so he can't vote, I guess he could attempt to cast several fraudulent votes for me. I would appreciate the effort, but I imagine it would be unsuccessful. I mean sure, once I am President I can probably get him citizenship, but I don't think that is something he'd go for anyway. I imagine I could do something for him. He is welcome aboard, if he wants to help us fix this shit!I am going to have to have the consult with my Attorney General on this one.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 18, 2020, 08:15:15 PMGet a load of this guy. "146 million, five-hundred and fifty-five billion dollars" and "don't step on my blue suede shoes" are considered "more difficult"? When You People are voting, remember this: Your Candidate needs to be able to withstand the pressures of Bonus Round--where, as you've been cautioned about and on before, scores can really change--and only one candidate has heretofore shown the spunk, zazz, and the mustard required.Vote Zephyr. Vote early. Fly, my monkeys, FLY VOTE.Here, it's "whomsoever." Look, you just disqualified half of your initial allotment of (CLASSIFIED). Those are rookie numbers, Pal. DISQUALIFIED. And it was gonna be supposed to have been "will be" as well. That one is going to sting tomorrow. Still, You are highly Favored.Meanwhile, I am glad y'all are having fun with all of these wonderful toys. Are We not ALL entertained? Outliers under census. Don't over think that. The rabbit hole goes deep.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 08:47:50 PMI think a large security buffer around the PFDRP is perfectly reasonable, as well as adjoining land for the presidential library and dog park.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 09:19:35 PMI will have the most awesome Presidential Library ever! Yes! That will certainly help to Make America Pate Again.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 18, 2020, 09:27:16 PMI am picturing a building, maybe repurposed old and brick, with a nice cozy paneled bar for state functions and daily recreation, plenty of fresh taps changed regularly, and a path home that wends its way through a broad and noble sweep of parkland.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2020, 09:29:59 PMSounds perfect. Just needs an escape tunnel is all.
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 18, 2020, 08:24:33 PME.T. phone home. You're busted. Let down your guard, Baby--it's alright.
Quote from: albrecht on July 18, 2020, 09:51:13 PM Ha. I can't.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 09:15:29 PMYour request for the Moron Neutralizer Beam (I think that is what you called it) doesn't sound easy, man.
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 09:31:33 PMCool thing is that if it breaks, I can fix that shit!