Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 04:01:09 PMAnybody looking for me, I will be in the Asteroid Belt, fixing shit!
Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 04:06:02 PMIf you could pick me up two two-ton loads of solid gold asteroids, I can really inflame some hemorrhoids down here. Also, we're out of oat milk so if you could swing by the farm on Mars on your way back, I'll leave the light on for you.I know that's divergent from usual Company policy, but... let's live a little, girl. We just conquered another planet in record time. And that's with your shoes!!!We'll talk about that later. Have a safe trip home, Wawa. <3 <3 <3
Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 03:06:28 PM
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 04:08:20 PMYes Darling Master Star.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 04:08:20 PMBut do you realize how difficult it is to milk those Oats!?
Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 04:00:32 PMI do have a small piece of official Make America Pate Again business to attend to:We must absolutely attend to this Corn Teen shit. It has been a given in my mind during and before the start of the campaign, but I believe I have not made any official pronouncements on it.Lift Up The Miserable Corn Teen? The Pernicious Practice of Corn Teening Must End? End Corn Teen Now? Hmm, perhaps I have not explicitly made an official pronouncement because I have not yet found the correct proper name for that shit.
Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 04:00:32 PMI knew when it was revealed to me while performing Basic Lawn Maintenance
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 11, 2020, 02:08:32 PMThe ultimate joke is that humanity is already living in the throes of nature's supreme nihilism. Life is a spastic, chaotic dance of never ending meaninglessness.
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 11, 2020, 04:28:32 PMHow Nietzschean! Life is meaningless as compared to whatâ€"non existence?
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 04:37:48 PMGerzundheit! KEK
Quote from: paladin1991 on August 11, 2020, 09:38:34 AMAnd here we have our first schism in our push to fix this shit. I do not believe in lawn signs. They are an eye sore. And 'womens rights' isn't that a euphemism the Left uses for abortion? All lives matter, not just black ones, not black lives first, all lives, even the unborn. Shut your fucking whore legs if you don't want a child.
Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 04:22:43 PMJustice For All. We are way, way, way ahead of you on this one, Candidate Fucko.You know, this is exactly how Oral Roberts got started. You put a little zazz and mustard on that story, you're probably going to go far, Trooper. You might go all the way to Flatfoot! Think of the possibilities!PUT THOSE STUPID FUCKING COWS RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN WOODCHIPPER, YOU'LL GET OAT MILK PRETTY FUCKING QUICKRAWR(REDACTED)/(CENSORED) 2020"If we told you, we'd have to fake your death"
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 05:39:16 PMI don't know, sir. I am kind of enjoying this Corn Teening shit. Restaurants are seriously upping their takeout game, with takeout cocktails and wine, and, as long as this beautiful summer weather persists, surreptitious picnics in out-of-the-way parks have a charm all their own.Not to mention the easy identification of frowny-faces and other busybodies who take it upon themselves to enforce what they perceive as good public hygiene, usually mistakenly. I like my mask because, not being blessed with a chiseled jawline, it makes me look hotter, and can't think of a good reason why others should not wear one, but it is a far greater crime against public civility to upbraid one's fellow citizens for their failure to comply. I don't imagine these vermin account for more than 1% of the population, but they are generally the sort to make life miserable for everyone around them and they have never been more visible with their glowering red faces of supercilious scorn and voices like air-raid sirens. They should be easy targets for a special multi-agency force of Federal goons to round up and dispose as a first act of your administration.Perhaps this is shit to be fixed, but not too quickly?
Quote from: albrecht on August 11, 2020, 05:50:38 PMI tend to agree. I can't quite get the attitude of the anti-maskers, especially because some of them (biker gangs etc) used to like the desperado look. And masks are a good thing for use in crimes- why I again don't understand why many BLMs and Antifada types sometimes don't wear them- or wear them ineffectually- when they do their looting. There also is a Seven Veils vibe I get when out and about and see some masked lady. A mystery. The Muslims were onto something, maybe? But they went too far. I mean the masked gal buying ecigs in a bikini at the Pakimart would likely be on the Muzzie's stoning list. She is looking good but a mask, so could be Loki or worse? I'm told some strip joints are open but masked. This seems to ignore other places where a virus can gain entry. Mask also might allow more of those struggling with their degree in nursing to moonlight? Some anonymity.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 06:05:46 PMI don't know why they wear them when a scrap of kilim carpet and a few coins dangling from a nose chain would be far more entrancing.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 05:46:05 PMsome vegetable named Turnip as candidates in an obvious psy-op
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 05:46:05 PMtrying to shuffle the ticket
Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 06:14:53 PMTake off, Hoser!
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 11, 2020, 05:01:18 PMYeah, I thought better of using that term. Thanks for validating my judgement.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 06:32:31 PMHaving observed a number of transitions between masked and unmasked carefully, frequently with disappointment, I conclude that when confronted with a masked face the brain interpolates generic features that are in most cases superior to what lies beneath.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 06:20:02 PMWave that dollar a little higher and I will.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 07:16:00 PMI personally will not miss the mask culture at all!!
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 07:17:18 PMPut a dollar in John's G-string why don't ya!?
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 07:24:48 PMAhaha for a nice set of leather-bound luggage (the tastefully understated plain ones in British Tan, not the ones with little logos all over) I'd do whatever he wanted.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 07:38:18 PMlol ya me too. Hooker
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 07:22:37 PMPlease not until I can pop out my other dimple! I have been working on it for months ever since this nonsense started, first cheekbones and now dimples, and I can't bear to face the world with only a right dimple.
Quote from: WOTR on August 11, 2020, 01:50:31 PM... I thought you were laying seige to the white house after you and Pate were elected...
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 11, 2020, 07:16:00 PMWell TBH Jackstar is Sizzling HAWT with a mask or not...