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Quote from: pate on August 07, 2020, 11:03:34 PMI really do not relish the idea of hanging out with such grabby, grasping and possible nipple twisting folk...
Quote from: pate on August 07, 2020, 08:20:29 AMGood morning! I think that is enough to give me something to think about while I fulfill my PFRDP Basic Lawn Maintenance duties today.
Quote from: pate on August 07, 2020, 11:03:34 PMJackstars' often inscrutable requests
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 07, 2020, 11:20:17 PMSeriously gotta get my life back on track and start selling dope again!
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 07, 2020, 11:27:01 PMI am very sorry that happened, sir. I shall go back to being "Two-Beers".
Quote from: WOTR on August 07, 2020, 11:31:08 PMFar be it for me to question your acronym... But is it not Peoples Free Democratic Republic of pate (PFDRp) and not PERFDP? I know as unelected leader for life you can rename it at any time- I'm just needing the information to have my cartographers update our maps if necessary...
Quote from: Jackstar on August 07, 2020, 11:36:58 PMHave you simply tried screwing twisting them? It's usually worked in the past.
"SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "OVER ARCHON"
Quote from: pate on August 08, 2020, 12:57:59 AMThat missive in search of Poisonous Foreign Ideas was perhaps misdirected.You return, in General unharmed, but as I ascertain much Wizened.I hope nary a pretty hair on your head was greyed by the potential misuse of the Thyme Masheen behind yon Curtain which you were in no way directed to use at ANY COST in the fulfillment of said directive? In any case; greyed, wizened or learned I urge you to "fuh get ah bout" that last statement, and only contemplate in silent reverence the apparent Tapestry of a Trophy Stag standing in front of some Teutonic Castle that the Disney/Sony Corporation may hold certain trademarks to. That movie is probably unavailable on Amazon at this time.
Quote from: pate on August 07, 2020, 11:03:34 PMThis page needs more music which may be listened to.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2020, 07:34:52 AMPATE/kdubb 2020"It is a pleasure to serve. Cookies."
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2020, 07:34:52 AMI am indeed much wizened and chastened and it is very good of you not to press charges. I will devote my further attentions to baking for the Dog.PATE/kdubb 2020"It is a pleasure to serve. Cookies."
Quote from: Jackstar on August 08, 2020, 08:02:47 AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0UDntyJIYHOBO MURDER HOUSE
Quote from: Big Chicken on August 08, 2020, 08:19:28 PMProphet pate,The Big Chicken has a confession to make. Big Chicken made a post earlier this evening but deleted it as it could have been misconstrued as offensive. May His Magnificence, pate the Great forgive me. :'(
Quote from: pate on August 08, 2020, 05:09:20 PMI like this idea of baking for dogs. Perhaps it could be incorporated into the new subsidiary arm of the Make America Pate Again campaign? The dogs; Hanz, Flip and Mongo, have recently started a little informal group they call the DLM movement.Perhaps these treats you are making for dogs in general could be used to gain the support of the Dog Lives Matter movement?I think the DLM movement would be a natural fit in the Make America Pate Again campaign! I have other shit I am fixing right now, so maybe you could add the seduction of the DLM to our cause to your many other Dog related responsibilities?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDIz9GhhmAThank you in advance! It is an honor to serve, as you say: Cookies!pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
"JEWELED ALIEN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "OVER ARCHON" : "TRIUMVERATE ARCH"
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 09, 2020, 03:43:17 AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_j9xrwUb0
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 09, 2020, 03:46:32 AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32hUIGnMpOY
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on July 19, 2020, 03:46:40 AMDid someone say moobs? Here's my vote for Celebrity Moobs. And this is the thing that sings Pink... [attachment=1]
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 10:50:14 AMI am on it, boss! I mean, sir.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 11:27:52 AMI think Barr fixed it by pulling back. Since the Feds disengaged the protesters are back annoying their local police and squabbling among themselves, which is kind of normal for Portland in the summer and attracts little nationwide attention. Offering a couple hundred Feds as an opponent united the various disorganized anti-government groups against a common enemy which produced the spectacular results you saw. Just election-year fodder to convince the yokels the country was going to hell. They will put the elk back once it starts raining again, probably.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protests_in_Portland,_OregonBut I am more interested in this pushup contest!
Quote from: Juan on August 09, 2020, 01:35:15 PMPresident Pate,It occurs to me that the US is missing a large revenue opportunity. Area 51 should be converted into and amusement park, and people should be charged large fees for rides in the Roswell UFO thatâ€™s stored there.
Quote from: pate on August 09, 2020, 02:22:41 PMAw, shucks K_Dubb, you may use any honorific you wish! "Boss", "Sir" and/or "Big Dick" are all acceptable among the many I would never take offense from if uttered in my presence by you. No sweatting petty things, only petting of sweaty things I always say! I stole that from somewhere long ago. It is a brilliant motto that I have added to my sometimes ill-gained personal treasure pile.You are "on" a great many things, your mind must be indeed as powerful as I imagined to carry such heavy, myriad and constitutionally increasing weights. Perhaps I could have worded that last better, the Idea is there. IF it pleases you, by all means, fix that shit. I still need a Cyrano to my Bergerac, perhaps only for mirthful purposes to assist in the fulfillment of the Book of Laughter?This brings me, in a circumspect manner as is frequent with the wisdom that your mouth/fingers produce (no homo) to another thing:This reminds me that I am lax in attacking my other political enemy (but by no means personal enemy); the current sitting President, whom I must needs inevitably, convivially and effortlessly defeat. As President-to-be it is my job to defeat all future PresidAin'ts that stand foolishly against me.The response to the COVID-19.5/Bureau of Land Management "happening" in Portland, among other places, seems silly to me. There are many Courses Of Action one could take in response. History will right the one that has occurred when the time for the writing final chapters of such nonsense are concluded. I ramble, in short I have been waiting for some thyme for the correct, apropos and convenient moment to make a statement, pontifipate or otherwise address this. Thank you for finally rewarding my patience in thus.If I were entrusted to Run the Game on Fixing this Shit: I would long ago, as an opening bid, have Federally recognized the independence movement and sent Military forces immediately to secure the border surrounding the area in question. I might have attempted to resurrect the defunct SEATO coalition to provide some international gravitas to the maneuver if it was diplomatically feasible. Certainly, if I had been in office for four long years I would hope to have successfully found twelve at minimum signatory nations to facilitate this before any silly "happenings" occurred.The recognition of perhaps American Samoa as an independent protectorate of the USA with membership in the new SEATO perhaps? If only Uncle Duke would join our ranks as Walks_At_Night had recommended early on... Perchance to dream, I digress. SEATO is effectively a "straw-man," in this debate and while effective as illustration is ephemeral, fantasy and moot as to the actual Ordering of Days that occurred under Trumps command.This is international gamesmanship on the order of 5D Go, and not simply a game of 4D Chess, however. I do not know of anyone, outside of myself that has even begun at a novice and exploratory level to seize mastery of such a Really Fun Game.To continue with my rather long winded point:Now the ping-pong ball is in the rebellious side of the court. Do they back down and return to the USA? Do they accept my generous offer peacefully with the border I grant them? Do they get Greedy and try to make territorial gains?Do they realize I have plans in place for all three of those moves? Do they realize that I realize that my first move was not the only COA available?Walls can quickly be constructed by the Army Corps of Engineers, this is fact, they may be tasked with doing so under hostile conditions. Often the preference is to consruct walls, bridges or other fatal-funnels in a peaceful and calm manner.Diplomatic status, to include invitation to treaties such as NAFTA can be used either as a stick or carrot; this is fact. I note that the notional "autonomous zone" has little in notional national asessts, this is fact.This also is fact; this rebellious autonomous zone was never presented with my purely notional fix to their shit to even attempt their second (or first depending on individual point-of-view) move in this hot potato game of 5D Go.If my point is not readily apparent hear to anyone following along at home, I will try my best to arrange for those citizenship and transport to Australia during my first 100 days.I think I have said enough on this, perhaps too much. I do not wish to telegraph intentions in the clear to my political enemies any further at this time. 'Ware the Eggs of Easter that may be Rotten, (especially if hidden and still un-found amonst the vast piles of Danegeld).Thank you in advance for your consideration. It will be an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: pate on August 09, 2020, 02:22:41 PMI still need a Cyrano to my Bergerac, perhaps only for mirthful purposes to assist in the fulfillment of the Book of Laughter?
Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 06, 2020, 07:08:57 PMHey K-Dubb,Maybe you have an answer to this but does Rubini seem like a homosexual to you? Is there an appropriate term for gay older men?
"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH"
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 11:07:43 PM :P
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 11:01:20 PMDear sir,I should be sorry to lose that much highly energetic human capital to breakaway states, in this case capital which is mostly young, fit, and displays a cheerful inclination to take its shirt off and play instruments.
Quote from: pate on August 09, 2020, 01:13:53 PMTwo hundred two, FSS THREE DAY WEEKEND FFS, SundayCode Select Expand"JEWELED ALIEN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "OVER ARCHON" : "TRIUMVERATE ARCH"Well done, my dear:It was redeyely apparent that it would ultimately be somewhere very special near the top of a fecund, middle-aged and strong plum tree that must necessarily have a perfectly ripened fruit ready to fall into the slightest touch by a wondering hand reaching for the tasty treat. I provisionally placed you into the ad-hoc group of campaign workers at that time while I Pondered possibilities (four eyes in the word "possibilities," huh.) You and I have been having an enlightened side-bar discussion on Quests elsewhere, what I am about to propose comes in part from a Dream I had last night while on a small personal quest of my own:Would you be interested in being re-assigned to JackStar's private security detail? Specifically to provide some overwatch capability for my shirtless brother-in-arms K_Dubb? This recent asteroid crisis disturbed me, as in the process of fixing that shit I found that I have been lax in tending to his personal security needs. That particular shit needs fixing, K_Dubb must survive to the conclusion of the first 100 days of Making America Pate Again plan or the future of my beloved PFDRP becomes murky, uncertain and fearful.K_Dubb was the first official pick (disregard my prior personal selection for an other candidate of a nature that does not require anything other than a strictly personal ManDate from myself, but would have the highest of honors at my feast table) for the campaign and ultimate Administration resultant thereof (have Jack parse and analyze this entire sentence please, TIA).This offer to you is intentionally vague, and to complete the triad of Music in this post (which marks very special instructions clearly in keeping with official CommSec):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YYQZhBae0The lyrics of which, while quite incomprehensible to my ears; if found in written form may assist in the decision I place before you at the banquet table with its corresponding, delicious and nourishing plum.I would not have waterbourne threats, tsunamis or floods endanger this principal in need of many-layered protection.I may have said to much, but this is the peril inherent to the open communication system when messages of delicate, indelicate or perhaps foolish natures must be transmitted.I thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: pate on August 10, 2020, 12:07:22 AMTwo hundred three, MondayCode Select Expand"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" "Roz is a big old meanie don't @me whatever you do" I cannot in good conscience change the official campaign motto to that phrase. The meaning of it is unclear to me. I have no way of sending her after anyone. I do not think she can be compelled to do anything she does not wish to do, and would have it no other way.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2020, 10:24:31 AMWe are playing a trophy tarpon on the most gossamer of tests, and I fear I have snapped the line.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2020, 10:24:31 AMI withdraw my powerful memory from its concealment only under duress, since I would have preferred her to continue believing herself to be the sole possessor of that faculty. Of course, it is all in the game for her.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2020, 10:24:31 AMWe are conditioned to pass over this sort of gamesmanship -- really, the most charitable appraisal of what, under harsher lighting, might appear as out-and-out fraud -- with nary a blush as the creatures themselves are so charming, but in the spirit of rectitude I think it is only just that she explain herself.
Quote from: JackstarI don't know my role today."