Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
Total Members Voted: 26
Voting closed: November 23, 2020, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 05, 2020, 11:41:08 PMA minuscule font with the full title "...chief dog-walker" etc. would be just the thing for this crowd, perhaps with a little panting doggy face to show that I am harmless and just want to be petted. I will not let you down, sir.
Quote from: WOTR on August 06, 2020, 04:15:58 AMWhy not just go straight to the cat meme and be done with it?
Quote from: WOTR on August 06, 2020, 04:15:58 AMWhy not just go straight to the cat meme and be done with it?
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 06:50:42 AMI may be an antifa goon-squad agitator in a sleek black hoodie and skinnies but I love my country.
Quote from: DAVID RUBINI on August 06, 2020, 07:46:14 AMK-Dubb!Where did ya hide #patey ?I'm searching all the threads & men's stalls and ladies restrooms here on BellGab...He was just here!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQyazt4RDTMwww.Conspiracy.Radiopate/K_Dubb 2020#Legacy
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 10:26:58 AMWould you like to see my anus?
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 06, 2020, 09:59:57 AMHave a bike lock I can borrow? Asking for a skull I'm gonna bash in.
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 06, 2020, 10:27:59 AMVery much so!!!
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 10:37:56 AMOk let me figure out where this schlimazel schmendrick keeps all the blow first.
Quote from: DAVID RUBINI on August 06, 2020, 07:46:14 AM...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQyazt4RDTM...pate/K_Dubb 2020...
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 10:26:58 AM...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmGn56x79PY
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 04:50:54 PM...Terribly Funny Music...
Quote from: pate on August 06, 2020, 02:01:13 PMMirable Dieu! K_Dubb this is Ed Zachary the sort of super-star shining shit that you continually amaze us with![...]Jackstar, if you would review that last sentence and discern its meaning in spite of the awkward structure and make any recommendations: why, that would be nice/just fine and/or swell!Thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.
Quote from: pate on August 06, 2020, 02:01:13 PMpate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 10:37:56 AMOk let me figure out where this schlimazel keeps all the blow first.
Quote from: pate on August 06, 2020, 02:20:19 AMTwo hundreded nineteen, Thursday [...]Momentous silence.
Quote from: pate on August 06, 2020, 02:01:13 PMMirable Dieu! K_Dubb this is Ed Zachary the sort of super-star shining shit that you continually amaze us with!I figured that you would be an excellent running-mate, I fear that our Every Other Tuesday Shirtless Jog/Presidential De-Brief and Press Conference, will happen with a disappointing infrequency during the initial first one hundred days of Making America Pate Again: my back of the envelope, bar-napkin and/or guest-check calculations indicate ~7.14 occurrences depending on where the Terrible Tuesdays fall in that thyme.Whew, I am already fatigued from the constant speechifying, high-horsery and frankly stumping work of this campaign. It is increasingly difficult to keep track in a conscientious manear of all of the individual items on the shit-fixery lists!To again, lead from the front and truly be on point:That song paradoxically is on both the Only Good Music and the despicable Shadow Governments' playlists.I would share this delicious irony with you, if you are able to take my meaning. Perhaps it is out of order to make such decisions on this Thursday into Friday, but as I have indicated already the sixth of August will always be a special day...I am considering making it an unofficial Shadow Government holiday, but have not fully pulled the trigger on the idea. I must be careful: the trigger, like many bare-chests (but not all to be sure), is hairy!Hah, very amusing, K_Dubb! Feel free to help yourself to any of the many unclaimed plums at the table, I will direct the waitstaff to have them replenished before any proposed butts hit the seat before them.Jackstar, if you would review that last sentence and discern its meaning in spite of the awkward structure and make any recommendations: why, that would be nice/just fine and/or swell!Thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 06, 2020, 01:33:35 PM"Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Quote from: Jackstar on August 06, 2020, 02:46:28 PMGrapefruit and I don't really like blow--we're particular--so, if you could keep looking for proper entheogens, that'd be great. We're going to need you to come in on a Sunday too.Also, she says, "cocaine just makes me want to sit around and sew," so if you've got any darning that needs mending--socks, shirts, boat engines, et cetera--you might want to think it over. In Minecraft. You're a saucy little Candidate, aren't you? Yes, you are!
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 03:54:36 PM... You can keep the pert fuzzy peaches, nectarines, apricots -- plums when perfectly ripe and achingly sweet are quite possibly the most eye-rollingly, tongue-lollingly sensual fruit out there and I long to gorge with abandon.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 04:12:55 PM I have a whole batch of sewing to get through: luau shirts were supposed to be big this season and I bought a bunch of true vintage ones, obnoxiously loud barkcloth with the buttons that look like little Chinese coins, off ebay in anticipation, but you know what happened to the social season.
Quote from: Jackstar on August 06, 2020, 02:40:08 PM...https://youtu.be/9gocPZA0HLA...
Quote from: Jackstar on August 06, 2020, 02:54:53 PMFor those of you paying reasonably close attention to the goings on here, I can report that the Spirit of Art Bell has been mercifully quiet muted for quite some time, thank God.It's amazing how less interesting that guy is when you can't just turn him off easily with a little dial. He's cool though, or at least he says so, or it's all that cough syrup. You know--whatever. you know, when I was a kid, I really wanted to know what was going on in the world, and now that I know, I don't give a f*** anymore f*** all y'all a bunch of f****** reprobate bastards on this f****** rockOh shits, did I say all that out loud again? Oh, bother.
Quote from: pate on August 06, 2020, 02:01:13 PM...our Every Other Tuesday Shirtless Jog/Presidential De-Brief and Press Conference,
Quote from: albrecht on August 06, 2020, 04:25:36 PMOne sort of weird, but good, tradition at Danish weddings is that the groomsmen seize the groom and cut his socks. So his new bride needs to prove her worth by being able to darn them later.ps: apparently Luau shirts are actually 'in season' right now in some right-wing online community at least. Lots of scary articles about them. Beware the dreaded Hawaiian shirt and that evil "right wing" based on a bad break-dancing movie, with an admittedly funny name. Beware lest the Hollywood, media, or the antifada crowds mistake your stash of Hawaiian shirts proof that you are a member of the Boogaloo boogieman! https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/29/style/boogaloo-hawaiian-shirt.html https://www.insider.com/boogaloo-bois-protest-far-right-minneapolis-extremist-guns-hawaiian-shirts-2020-5 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/far-right-hawaiian-print-shirts-why-protesters-boogaloo-racist-a9539776.html
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2020, 04:12:55 PMIn the meantime I am tweaking my nipples and making kissy-face in the mirror, and the grocery store gets an eyeful once a week.
Quote from: WOTR on August 06, 2020, 04:51:57 PMI suggest a rephrasing of the above. As it stands, it would appear that we will be receiving a live press conference of a presidential porn flick every other Tuesday. :oPlease don't "de-brief" while you are sweaty and shirtless.* ;)*Unless polls indicate that it would win you a significant number of votes.
Quote from: DAVID RUBINI on August 06, 2020, 05:09:29 PMGuys: Pate et. al. Yeah, whatever, I'd be happy to clown around. You guys are on a "different" level of "weird" so I am not hip to whatever the fuck is REALLY going on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqnw5IfbZOUYou guys email and do secret handshakes and blow each other. I am just some old dude that's fuckin' around here. I mean no harm. I do not intend to sue. I really am pissed @ MVfor not having a friendly chat. Because I genuinely like him and BG. I really do not get it at all? That's fine. I should prob split. I have enjoyed the weirdness, and that is undeniable. I was looking for Art Bellian comradely at some sentimental level but I can't even talk to KR or Heather anymore. It's really fucked up. I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone. I am super forgiving. Everybody seems to be SO OVERLY sensitive and unforgiving. I don't get it at all. I wish you all well.I'll prob be back in 20 mins. or I could jet forever.#peaceandLoveBG#Legacy
Quote from: pate on August 06, 2020, 04:24:27 PMIn my ongoing battle with Gluttony I will leave fuzzy peaches and apricots for others to enjoy. One of my guilty pleasures is the enjoyment of smooth-skinned fruits perfectly ripened on the branch to such a degree that they fall effortlessly into one's hand, truly manna from heaven these.I believe any land that you cede to the People's Free Democratic Republic of pate subsequent to my inevitable, impending and inexorable exit from Presidential duties at the conclusion of the first 100 days of Making America Pate Again will be generously planted in the many fruit bearing trees suitable for the climate of Kansas City. I believe peaches, pears, apples and plums do very well here and certainly hope that apricots and nectarines do so as well.It would be nice for my people to be able, when in season, to pluck a tasty plum (or other delicious fruit suited to their individual tastes) while walking along the Path to the Presidential and Patian Archive Museum and Library.I believe I will open a Miller High Life tall-boy and Ponder on this, among many others pieces of shit that need a-fixin'...Hey, that reminds me! K_Dubb: Attend; my desired First Lady apparently needs a steady supply of fresh, creative and perhaps friendly insults, castigations and/or chastisements from you in order for her graceful presence to be elicited here in this miserable sewer.It is selfish, or Greedy, of me to request that you abuse my sweet cookie in this manner; and also might result in the need for a Duel if your attempts on my behalf go too far afield. I trust you completely in this, so the fears of a Duel should not be a thing that should dissuade you from the loathsome, pernicious and despiteful chore I respectfully place on the table before you.My love of sweet, tender and crisp cookies and the tending to their desires is paramount, however distasteful the task of acquisitioning may be: It must be done.This request is personal, and in no way Official. As friend, some-time ally and dude I would willingly hang out shirtless with, I beg this small "plum" for myself.Will you help me in my questionable quixotic quest, dear friend?I thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"