Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 05:06:34 PM
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Quote from: Juan on July 27, 2020, 02:14:58 PMWhitley sounded as though heâ€™s in the running last night. He stopped in the middle of answering a question and Knapp had to remind him of what he was talking about.
Quote from: pate on July 27, 2020, 01:13:19 PMAZZERAE, old fiend! Are you interested in joining my new American Foreign Legion to help us fix some shit? We would love to have you on board!I like that Gadsen Flag of yours; "SHUT UP YA DWEEB": it would make an excellent battle banner. Sure to incite our enemies into frenzied bouts of misdirected, lashing and un-strategic movement on the field of battle. If you wish, after you have secured all the available multi-votes in your immediate area, you should begin the steady march northwards and conquer the entire continent!Organize your militia, I will refer to it as the American Foreign Legion II Corps, SA. It will have a storied and bloody history, I can see it now!Wonderful!Thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/Antifa K. Dubb 2020"We are going to fuck some ass"
Quote from: AZZERAE on July 28, 2020, 08:18:36 AMSure, I'll bite. Null the wire transfer, and instead get this Monkey off my back (and by Monkey, I mean Rabbit).
Quote from: pate on July 28, 2020, 12:57:30 PMI am not quite sure what you mean by that; welcome aboard, AZZERAE! If this Monkey/Rabbit is a member of the campaign team in some capacity, I would like to remind you and everyone else that the back-stabbing, pay-back and jostling for power are not to begin until after the first 100 days of Making America Pate Again activities are concluded.I urge you and this Monkey/Rabbit to fix that shit amongst yourselves.AZZERAE I thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.Moving right along to the Terrible Tuesday business at hand (I also formally conclude Monday business, or table it as appropriate); today in The People's Free Democratic Republic of pate, I was fulfilling one of my many Unanimously Elected Dictatorial For Life duties of basic Lawn maintenance. I try to spend an hour each day doing this with my own hands, it is my way of showing my people that I care about our land and that even I must toil in the fields. Though it may be largely symbolic, it seems to help calm my people; they enjoy lazing about getting in the way of the path of the reel mower, or indelicately pooping in a place I have not yet mown causing me to pause and fix that shit.This time I usually spend in thought, allowing my mind to wander making grandiose plans, devious schemes or even updating the mental list of shit that needs fixing in the day ahead. This is relaxing to me. When I assume my duties this coming January at the White House, I intend to "adopt" a small part of the grounds where I can continue this practice in my new temporary home. I will mow, tend, and garden this small spot for one hour each day; I will lovingly care for it as it will have been placed in my trust to Make It Pate Again. Upon my retirement I will return this small plot to the care of my people. Probably the White House grounds staff, in any case; while I sit in the Oval Office only I will be the one to maintain that area.It will be a symbol of my short-lived Presidency, one would only need to look at it and see if I am allowed the time to manage it properly; the weediness and unkempt state of it (if present) will be a solemn reminder of the shit that needs fixing. On the other hand, it may be well kept, neat and orderly; again a symbol of the vast amounts of shit that has been fixed!Part of my Make America Pate Again plan is to officially encourage my people to have a small lawn, garden, or bonsai container plant if the acreage is limited. We will encourage my people to spend some small amount of time in that place, whether it be active tending of the thing; or quiet contemplation of its beauty. Of course, we will want my people to think while they are doing this thing about the shit they might fix on that day.Alternately, my people can do what-ever they wish: it will still be America. Freedom, and the freedom of fixing shit are open to all.We may have to flesh out this idea a little further as it seems to have the taint of patchouli hippie-shit, I would have that fixed.Thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: WOTR on July 29, 2020, 02:17:28 AMI think I finally burst out in laughter around the description of the significance of the state the small plot of land is kept in...Somewhere it this post are the seeds of a one man play. Of course, the one man play can have no more than a one man audience during "these unprecedented times." As such, perhaps it is not worth developing and performing until we find a vaccine...
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 29, 2020, 07:00:43 PMSir;If we see shit that can be fixed now, should we fix that shit and let Trump take credit for it, or should we let that shit stew and add it to the low hanging fruit shit list?
Quote from: pate on July 29, 2020, 08:19:22 PMI prefer to fix shit now, if I am able.
Quote from: pate on July 29, 2020, 08:19:22 PMI prefer to fix shit now, if I am able.
Quote from: Jackstar on July 30, 2020, 03:52:03 PMI'm not gonna lie; things seem pretty fixed these days. Keep up the good work. We're all counting on you.SINISTAR COUNTS SNACKS.
Quote from: ItsOver on July 18, 2020, 09:01:46 PMYou had me at "ban most modern tv shows." In particular, the damn awful, low IQ, leftist propganda, bitch populated daytime shows should be outlawed and their whiny so-called hosts should be placed in chains and forced to watch non-stop episodes of "Black Sheep Squadron."
Quote from: Jackstar on July 29, 2020, 08:37:03 PMFix my sister. I'm not asking 'please.'
Quote from: pate on July 29, 2020, 06:03:32 PMThank you for the kind words, WOTR! How goes the formation of the American Foreign Legion I Corps, CAN? I am sure the ranks are swelling with many tasty Canadians; you are welcome to recruit from other countries, to include the USA, as well.
Quote from: WOTR on August 01, 2020, 12:28:34 PMThis is not to say that Dubb is not the best person for the job. Just that he has the liability of also being the best "man" for the job. As a left coast loonie, he should have enough white guilt and gender shame to step aside and allow a minority the opportunity.
Quote from: chefist on August 01, 2020, 12:33:31 PMWas that Kdubb at the Phoenix protest recently?
Quote from: WOTR on August 01, 2020, 12:28:34 PM... I am a little concerned with your choice in running mate. He only checks off one of the boxes required in today's political climate. I would be more comfortable if you could find a black, short, angry immigrant lesbian or trans woman rather than a white gay man. I know that Biden is likely interviewing all of America's angry gay minorities as we speak. But I honestly don't think that he will believe that America is progressive enough to demand a trans VP yet- and you should have a good selection.This is not to say that Dubb is not the best person for the job. Just that he has the liability of also being the best "man" for the job. As a left coast loonie, he should have enough white guilt and gender shame to step aside and allow a minority the opportunity.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 01, 2020, 01:48:48 PMI already tried to give it to whoozit but he demurred. If there are any dusky midgets of indeterminate gender with one of those rare chromosomal abnormalities available I am sure zxhe would be a wonderful candidate, but at this point I am standing as VP by general acclamation.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 01, 2020, 01:53:02 PMI think that is Portland but no, the butt is too big to be mine effective strategy for when I get tongue-tied in the VP debate, though.
Quote from: Big Chicken on August 01, 2020, 06:18:33 PMProphet Incarnate pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,The second target for the newly formed Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio has been identified and plans for its forceful acquisition are being made. Destination: Rome, Italy. Target: The Finger of Doubting Thomas! The finger that actually penetrated the Son of God lies in the Basilica of the Holy Cross in Rome. This vital relic must be liberated from the Papists and returned to New Jerusalem on the Ohio where it will become an heirloom of the pate the Prophet. Fear not Prophet Incarnate, Fist and Faith, your West Virginians will not fail you!
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 19, 2020, 08:54:55 AM...Nehemiah Scudder...
Quote from: Big Chicken on August 01, 2020, 09:11:27 PMOther anti-Lust methods are also being considered. Have no fear! The Plague of Coomers shall be eradicated. Behold the Prophet pate's Honey Trap!
Quote from: paladin1991 on August 01, 2020, 09:32:45 PMlol, what movie is that?
Quote from: Big Chicken on August 01, 2020, 09:46:51 PMWell it is not a movie of course. It is the future! However, if it was a movie it would be called Grim Prairie TalesRepent Coomer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!