Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: GravitySucks on July 22, 2020, 10:12:09 PM1000 virgins. 100 days. Do the math. When are you going to fix shit?Make America Pate Again!!!
Quotewhat NASA describes as some sort of anomaly affecting the â€œvery fabric of reality,â€ appears to be a loss of control by this so-called AI. The AI may well be a multi-generational entity that resides in the collective brains of human beings who have been inducted into secret societies. This is what is fighting to remain in control with this so-called pandemic. And yet for some reason, they have lost the ability to kill us in large numbers. You can be sure they wanted a real pandemic to kill most of us off, but it failed to happen.Now, as the mass genocide failed to happen, more and more people are disobeying orders to stay under lockdown.
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Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2020, 09:45:35 PMK_Dubb does not assume power; he simply IS Power, and establishes dominance through the time-honored traditions of seduction, soft accordion play, and procurement of fine baked goods.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 24, 2020, 01:18:50 PMHere, have a little waltz:
Quote from: pate on July 24, 2020, 08:46:48 AMI pause and reflect on the delicious flavor that develops at this time.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 24, 2020, 01:18:50 PMAw Jacky I am just fooling. The only power I have is the power to love you. Here, have a little waltz:https://vocaroo.com/9NDuc4i9kOr(SÃ¶rensens Vals)
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 24, 2020, 03:19:58 PMI started this way.
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 24, 2020, 06:54:09 PMThe Prophet Incarnate shall re-instate wholesome music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 24, 2020, 06:54:09 PMThe Prophet Incarnate shall re-instate wholesome music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiklL2aLy9I
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 24, 2020, 06:59:31 PMAmen!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjtvSABQ3Q
Quote from: pate on July 24, 2020, 07:21:22 PMThink of it as a game of 5-dimensional Go, if that makes it simpler...
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 24, 2020, 07:26:15 PM"Simple" might not be the direction you want to take this, Chief. Any more than four dimensions, you're risking a sprained digit.
Quote from: pate on July 24, 2020, 07:42:17 PMthe time of oath swearing
Quote from: pate on July 24, 2020, 07:42:17 PMThe point is how to win the highest multiple of votes! This matters most, the glorious things that are said! The promises made! The shit fixed! The valuable parting gifts! Wondrous!
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 24, 2020, 06:47:03 PMProphet Incarnate pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,As promised, the first target for the newly formed Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio has been identified and plans for its forceful acquisition are being made. Destination: Vienna, Austria. Target: The Spear of Destiny! Carried by Longinus, bathed in the blood and waters of Our Lord and Savior, owned by Theodosius, Alaric, Charles Martel, Frederick Barbarossa and Charlemagne. The last individual to wield it was Adolf Hitler. My Beatitude, with it in your possession Billions will flock to the banner of pate. The Unbelievers shall be cast out forever more. Oh Glory Be! You now have 50,000 West Virginians formed into the Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio ready to reign hell upon those who oppose the Prophet Incarnate.
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 21, 2020, 02:46:10 PMThe fatty moms go first.
Quote from: ksm32 on July 24, 2020, 10:19:25 PMwomen who's third toe is so long it hangs over the front of the flip-flop
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2020, 03:29:31 PMFuck the fatties!Er, I suppose I mean "don't fuck the fatties". This is so confusing.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 25, 2020, 03:31:54 PMTry it. You might like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKqevFXyGd8
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2020, 03:34:08 PMGross.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 25, 2020, 03:41:11 PMCheap date and there was that line about a trailer hitch.
Quote from: AZZERAE on July 25, 2020, 12:45:04 PMWhy is a noose the hardest way to kill yourself?It's knot.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2020, 03:53:16 PMYou got a good 30 pounds of compacted stool in that gut and you want to put a cheeseburger on top of it and call it a date? That's a walking biohazard bag.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on July 25, 2020, 04:31:32 PMGet it together, dude don't know who to fuck... I can't work under these conditions. I thought you were fixing things. Now it seems like you're just fucking things. Or fucking things up. I can fuck things up... If you need assistance, but fatty fucking, hell no, I am out!!!