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Three of the five below are the correct answers, you are invited to choose one. Just remember that the odds are in your flavor, but which is the favorite oddity?

Voting closes: November 23, 2020, 09:01:44 PM

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pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #180 on: July 23, 2020, 10:03:24 PM »
1000 virgins. 100 days. Do the math. When are you going to fix shit?

Make America Pate Again!!!

I spent most of the day doing the math on that shit, it was a glorious battle.  Fixed.

The Inaugural Parade has officially been cancelled, we are working valiantly behind the scenes to reschedule it to occur in the PFDRP.  Most of the virgins turned out to be quite bashful in that "aw, shucks" sort of manner.  I found it impossible not to reschedule the event in a smaller, more intimate and less formal location.  This pleased all parties involved immensely, my subtle delicacy and tact were very much appreciated.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #181 on: July 23, 2020, 10:20:27 PM »
Finally a chance to sit down and relax with my people in the Campaign War Room.  I guess the first order of the day is on the ongoing fix with the ordering of days, which rapidly become more disordered due to lack of command staff.   SOme of the various campaign whiteboards will need serious updating and revisioning (new tense of perhaps a new verb, it has been used.  Fix that shit somebody!) preferably in a short story or vignette where the meaning is fully explained while using the new word only once.  Place it in a file labeled "TOP SECRET."

I digress, Thursday seems like a good day for me to fix my shit.  K_Dubb will be in charge of them in the future, while I am busy fixing important shit.  This brings us to Friday which I believe is a holy day that got out of order for some reason.  The ordering of days is now fixed.  Damn, that didn't take as long as I thought it would.  I was dreading next week's Monday being spent on this poll business.  This is cool as I can now devote my long weekend to fixing that shit.

Those who cannot keep up are free to play in the halls, visit local establishments and fix shit as they please.  I am also cancelling next Monday.  Now go forth and fix some shit!

Okay.  This is to deal with the three aspects of pate.  The "aye," "eye" and "I" aspects.  I believe Friday will be spent examining the "aye" aspect in detail.  There are a few ayedears that I wish to propose, and if they are satisfactory to a majority of the quorum present that shit will be fixed.

That is all, as you were!

Thank you in advance.  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #182 on: July 24, 2020, 02:42:08 AM »
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what NASA describes as some sort of anomaly affecting the “very fabric of reality,” appears to be a loss of control by this so-called AI. The AI may well be a multi-generational entity that resides in the collective brains of human beings who have been inducted into secret societies. This is what is fighting to remain in control with this so-called pandemic. And yet for some reason, they have lost the ability to kill us in large numbers. You can be sure they wanted a real pandemic to kill most of us off, but it failed to happen.

Now, as the mass genocide failed to happen, more and more people are disobeying orders to stay under lockdown.

https://kpblog.space/2020/07/23/full-article-benjamin-fulford-7-20-20-world-intelligence-agencies-think-we-live-in-a-matrix-controlled-by-an-artificial-intelligence/

Victory for The (EMBARGOED).

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #183 on: July 24, 2020, 09:46:48 AM »
For some reason I feel as if I am a guest lecturer at some sort of political science (which I detest, but reluctantly and politely disagree with its designation as a science.  I prefer to consider it an Art, as results are subtle and often unrepeatable due to the unique nature of MAN) course.  If this be true I shall label it Intro:PolArt701, if such a level exists.

Lettuce, begin!  Hah-ah-oorrrrr.

In order to secure a higher multiple of votes it is important to review all available data on any potential unaddressed "multi-vote" in the opposition and conjunction parties.  If sneakily approach by subtle and early on identification of such a class the rules of the forthcoming race can be implemented later on in final hectic hours.  This unaddressed "multi-vote" will sometimes feel relief, dread and sometimes a desire to willingly vomit.  These are are normal reactions during the October months, when tactics and character of the potential victors are slowly and excitingly being reveal'd, as if as strange, hypnotic strip tease performed while slow soft circus music gradually increases in volume and tempo...

I pause and reflect on the delicious flavor that develops at this time.

In order the create the highest multiple of votes;  sometimes various systems are employed, this is pleasing to the multi-voters as it gets increasingly entertaining as more candidates enter races, typically 5 is the maximum and most difficult to manage.  I have chosen this scenario in my object lesson plan.

We begin with a late entry, the two top opposition/conjunction parties' candidates are apparently set in stone.  Banners are hung as appropriate, subtle coded signals bandied about, and general revulsion abounds.

I again pause to reflect, savour and inJoy...  Notes are fiddled with, well masked coughs are discreetly managed, thoughts of microphone sensitivity to quietly masked mouths are reflected upon...  The tension intensifies...  And grows longer, the uncomfortable near silence grows tiresome and long, boredom sets in...  Endurance is shown among faces, and finally: THE GIGGLE FACTOR! (this tactic never works in a class, ATTEMPT AT OWN RISK!)

Yes,  snorting I laugh as well.  Apogees!  A sneeze!

So today I wish to examine this "patian" aspect of the "aye" party.  This is an open discussion, I leave it open with no intent to bat aside any ideas on it.  I will attempt to briefly explain my conceptualization of it, I may fail in brevity.

When first originating the (aye) party it was just a name;  a designation that brings thoughts Naval, Official and even Piratical to my mind.  It seemed to me that this naturally dovetails with a frequently concerned and overlooked demographic in political races dating back to the late 1940s.  Now: there is this nascent Space Force present.  Private individuals are potentially gaining access to a critical resource in the multi-vote.

I decided to seize it, perhaps indelicately;  but it is mine now.

I pause now.  Pick up a glass of water:  wait, listen, and set the glass of water down.  I pause a moment longer observing.  Eventually I walk over to the many brilliantly lit white boards, pick up a marker and write in an almost indicipherable{sic} script:

Quote from: pate
Welcome to Intro:PolArt701

Fix some shit!

I may poke my head in here from time to time to see what in the actual fuck, if anything, is going on in here.  I will blithely comment as I feel necessary, or not.  Nothing will affect your grade, as I am merely a guest lecture and can only opine.  See to it that you have fun, if feelings get broken try to fix them.  If blood flows freely, when the casualty count gets high enough, pause, attend to those casualties.  I shall return to my pondering.

Thank you in advance.  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit
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pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #184 on: July 24, 2020, 02:18:50 PM »
K_Dubb does not assume power; he simply IS Power, and establishes dominance through the time-honored traditions of seduction, soft accordion play, and procurement of fine baked goods.

Aw Jacky I am just fooling.  The only power I have is the power to love you.  Here, have a little waltz:

https://vocaroo.com/9NDuc4i9kOr
(Sörensens Vals)


pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #185 on: July 24, 2020, 04:16:15 PM »
Here, have a little waltz:

Music hath charms to soothe, but this is only going to get us past one or two checkpoints. Maybe. Nevertheless I applaud your efforts.

We owe you.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #186 on: July 24, 2020, 04:19:58 PM »
I pause and reflect on the delicious flavor that develops at this time.

I started this way.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #187 on: July 24, 2020, 07:18:10 PM »
Aw Jacky I am just fooling.  The only power I have is the power to love you.  Here, have a little waltz:

https://vocaroo.com/9NDuc4i9kOr
(Sörensens Vals)

That would go nicely in place of circus music where I mention it in my last post.

I started this way.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #188 on: July 24, 2020, 07:47:03 PM »
Prophet Incarnate pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,

As promised, the first target for the newly formed Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio has been identified and plans for its forceful acquisition are being made. Destination: Vienna, Austria.  Target: The Spear of Destiny!  Carried by Longinus, bathed in the blood and waters of Our Lord and Savior, owned by Theodosius, Alaric, Charles Martel, Frederick Barbarossa and Charlemagne.  The last individual to wield it was Adolf Hitler. My Beatitude, with it in your possession Billions will flock to the banner of pate. The Unbelievers shall be cast out forever more. Oh Glory Be!  You now have 50,000 West Virginians formed into the Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio ready to reign hell upon those who oppose the Prophet Incarnate.     



pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #190 on: July 24, 2020, 07:54:09 PM »
The Prophet Incarnate shall re-instate wholesome music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiklL2aLy9I

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #191 on: July 24, 2020, 07:59:31 PM »
The Prophet Incarnate shall re-instate wholesome music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjtvSABQ3Q

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #192 on: July 24, 2020, 08:21:22 PM »
The Prophet Incarnate shall re-instate wholesome music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiklL2aLy9I

Amen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjtvSABQ3Q

Glorious!  I have appropriate lists for both of those selections!

Doctor!  Do you join us?  There is much to fix!  Big Chicken, did you arrange this?  I am humbled.  How delightful, I believe a quorum, or reasonable facsimile thereof is digitally present.  I shall proceed then.

Dr. MD MD, no reading ahead!

I have one more thing to add to this lively discussion on the (aye) aspect of "pate";  it is close in spelling to "ayy" and space may involve those, so we was as well have some believers in the life of aliens in that party.  The details of fixing that shit are unimportant, the significance of early positions in the field cannot be ignored, plans must be made for defending them however reluctant and unwise the initial decision may seem.  Think of it as a game of 5-dimensional Go, if that makes it simpler...

I ponder, and await further comment...

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #193 on: July 24, 2020, 08:26:15 PM »
Think of it as a game of 5-dimensional Go, if that makes it simpler...

"Simple" might not be the direction you want to take this, Chief. Any more than four dimensions, you're risking a sprained digit.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #194 on: July 24, 2020, 08:42:17 PM »
"Simple" might not be the direction you want to take this, Chief. Any more than four dimensions, you're risking a sprained digit.

Hah, point taken.  Well, I imagine one does not just simply "win" their first game of 5-D Go...  Each foolish move must be thought out, but not for too long or it grows tiresome;  this I imagine.  Eventual mastery of such foolish games requires many multiples of play, many multiples of times wasted, foolish but thus does a man.

At least that's how I reckon it.

The point is how to win the highest multiple of votes!  This matters most, the glorious things that are said!  The promises made!  The shit fixed!  The valuable parting gifts!  Wondrous!

The playing of games is now part of the official Make America Pate Again first 100 days initiative.  I see even now faltering steps in the fixing of that shit all around;  from friends in parks all the way up to lofty professional heights.  It is indeed possible that this shit will be fixed by the time of oath swearing.

I ponder...

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #195 on: July 24, 2020, 08:59:16 PM »
the time of oath swearing

I'm assuming you've taken care of that whole thing with the fealty and all. It's not like it that's hard to figure out. Godspeed, Traveler.

The point is how to win the highest multiple of votes!  This matters most, the glorious things that are said!  The promises made!  The shit fixed!  The valuable parting gifts!  Wondrous!

Shut down Start up all trash compactors on the detention level.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #196 on: July 24, 2020, 09:47:18 PM »
Prophet Incarnate pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,

As promised, the first target for the newly formed Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio has been identified and plans for its forceful acquisition are being made. Destination: Vienna, Austria.  Target: The Spear of Destiny!  Carried by Longinus, bathed in the blood and waters of Our Lord and Savior, owned by Theodosius, Alaric, Charles Martel, Frederick Barbarossa and Charlemagne.  The last individual to wield it was Adolf Hitler. My Beatitude, with it in your possession Billions will flock to the banner of pate. The Unbelievers shall be cast out forever more. Oh Glory Be!  You now have 50,000 West Virginians formed into the Order of the Holy Sepulchre of New Jerusalem on the Ohio ready to reign hell upon those who oppose the Prophet Incarnate.     



BC, be advised that the US gov't captured it in a Spec Ops raid late in 1942.  That's just before Von Paulus and the boys had their Winter Formal outside of Stalingrad.  (The battle for Stalingrad is rumored to be the inspiration for Little Richard's Keep a Knockin'.)
That spear is now in a box next to the Ark of the Covenant in the bowels of the Smithsonian.  It is understood that Trump will be making a gift of these items to the Israelis on May 14, 2024.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #197 on: July 24, 2020, 11:12:58 PM »
Thanks for the info, pal!  That will help save on logistical costs, although Vienna is nice this time of year.

Moving on.  I will leave further discussion of the (aye) aspect of "pate" for later, I believe there is enough groundwork there to build on as the campaign lengthens and grows in strength.

Okay, this about wraps up my local Friday.  Tomorrow I promised more discussions of these different aspects of "pate" and how they will be utilized to gain many multiples of votes from all quarters, dimes and nickles.  Pennies are saved for heaven.  horh-huh-urrr.

I will make most of this up on the fly tomorrow in the morning sometime, but the discussion will be about the (eye) aspect of "pate" and what specific demographic's many multiples of votes are to be targeted.  I look forward to it!

That is all.  Carry On with Friday night activities my people!

Thank you in advance.  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #198 on: July 24, 2020, 11:19:25 PM »
The fatty moms go first.
And women who's third toe is so long it hangs over the front of the flip-flop.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #199 on: July 25, 2020, 08:35:39 AM »
This being an early Saturday morning I will attempt, and fail, to be brief:

Today's discussion will be about the "eye" aspect of the "patian" ideals.  This is central to the capture, seduction and purchasing (if necessary) of the greatest multiple of votes.  There are several multiples of potential multi-votes in this category.  Following is a short, but in no way exhaustive, list of potential multi-votes that may choose to invest precious multiples of franchise:  Shadow Government personnel (present, former and prospective), Seers (all types of visionaries), and holders of multiple votes that have noticed something in need of repair that has not yet been listed.

One of the many plums that comes with a multi-vote investure or portion thereof will be access to privileged information of an unverified and possibly surprising nature.  Which door this information is behind may vary.

It is my belief that individuals and multi-votes investing their precious franchise in this party will reap tremendous benefits and rewards while helping Make America Pate Again.

As with yesterday's discussion, I now leave the floor open for ideas, outlandish statements and other such nonsense.

Same rules:  If hurts are felt, softly mend them.  If blood be accidentally spilled;  stop the flow and thoroughly sanitize all possible surface contamination zones for public health reasons.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


pate/Antifa K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fuck shit up"
« Reply #200 on: July 25, 2020, 01:45:04 PM »
women who's third toe is so long it hangs over the front of the flip-flop

Why is a noose the hardest way to kill yourself?



It's knot.

pate/Antifa K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fuck shit up"
« Reply #201 on: July 25, 2020, 04:29:31 PM »
Fuck the fatties!



Er, I suppose I mean "don't fuck the fatties".  This is so confusing.

pate/Antifa K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fuck shit up"
« Reply #202 on: July 25, 2020, 04:31:54 PM »
Fuck the fatties!



Er, I suppose I mean "don't fuck the fatties".  This is so confusing.

Try it.  You might like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKqevFXyGd8


pate/Antifa K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fuck shit up"
« Reply #204 on: July 25, 2020, 04:41:11 PM »
Gross.

Cheap date and there was that line about a trailer hitch.

pate/Antifa K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fuck shit up"
« Reply #205 on: July 25, 2020, 04:53:16 PM »
Cheap date and there was that line about a trailer hitch.


You got a good 30 pounds of compacted stool in that gut and you want to put a cheeseburger on top of it and call it a date?  That's a walking biohazard bag.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #206 on: July 25, 2020, 05:26:55 PM »
Why is a noose the hardest way to kill yourself?



It's knot.

Witty: )

pate/Antifa K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fuck shit up"
« Reply #207 on: July 25, 2020, 05:28:21 PM »
You got a good 30 pounds of compacted stool in that gut and you want to put a cheeseburger on top of it and call it a date?  That's a walking biohazard bag.

Would the Canadian "Glory Hole" concept help at all?
Canadian Health Agency Suggests Glory Holes for Safe Sex Amid Pandemic
https://www.complex.com/life/2020/07/canadian-health-officials-suggest-glory-holes-for-sex-during-covid19

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #208 on: July 25, 2020, 05:31:32 PM »
Fuck the fatties!



Er, I suppose I mean "don't fuck the fatties".  This is so confusing.

Get it together, dude don't know who to fuck... I can't work under these conditions. I thought you were fixing things. Now it seems like you're just fucking things. Or fucking things up. I can fuck things up... If you need assistance, but fatty fucking, hell no, I am out!!!

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #209 on: July 25, 2020, 05:33:01 PM »
Get it together, dude don't know who to fuck... I can't work under these conditions. I thought you were fixing things. Now it seems like you're just fucking things. Or fucking things up. I can fuck things up... If you need assistance, but fatty fucking, hell no, I am out!!!

SpaceMeowMaid, mother, mother. 8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw